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by chonchball
9-19-01
It's almost too easy...
Everyone expects Bin Laden!
I *AM* BIN LADEN!!!

 

by chonchball
9-23-01
10/17/82 - Canada... French Quadrant
What is it with you French people?
You think everything is about sex sex sex and stinky arm pits and toast.
I hate toast.

 

by chonchball
9-23-01
Hey, you're that nancy boy from accounting, right?
Um... yeah... I mean, no... er. Why do you ask?
Take a look at this... I've washed and washed but it still just kinda hangs there.
!!!!
Five bucks says you won't eat it...

 

by chonchball
9-23-01
god...
DAMMIT!!!
What? WHAT?!?!?!?
I'll tell you once you put a goddamn shirt on.. fag.

 

by chonchball
9-25-01
I reckon I'm gonna find that Cheny and eat all his Ritz Crackers! YEE HAW!
I do reckon I should bring back some Ritz for my homeboys as well...
Excuse me, hun.
You're bothering me and Mr. Cheny. Could you please leave? Thanks.

 

by chonchball
9-25-01
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
What transgression hast thou provoked, my son?
I pissed in the fuckin holy water again.
That's MY job, Gacy.

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
Hey Boy! Look here. This is why they call me Little Stinky Pud McGillicutty!!!
D'ya know WHY they call me Little Stinky Pud McGillicutty?
Does it have to do with that 4 centimeters of stinky man sausage portruding from your open fly?
Hey... I never thought o' THAT one...

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
Hey Boy! Look here. This is why they call me Little Stinky Pud McGillicutty!!!
D'ya know WHY they call me Little Stinky Pud McGillicutty?
Does it have to do with that 4 centimeters of stinky man sausage portruding from your open fly?
Hey... I never thought o' THAT one...

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
Love is in the air...
Your eyes are like blue flame scorching my heart with infinite beauty.
Your breasts are like soggy mellons that sorta squirt when I squeeze 'em. Your hot stinky fish box makes me want to cover your crotch in tartar sauce.
That's all I got so far... You think Mom will like it?

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
Nice... Nice... Ok now to the side.
Yeah.... Daddy likes that, sugar. Now show me that ass!
You call that ASS??? NEXT!

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
February 21st, 3045 AD
Near... Far...
Where EHHHHVER YOU ARE...
I believe that... the heart does... go awnnnnnn

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
September 19, 2047 AD
And I would walk 500 miles...
And I would walk 500 more...
6 hours later...
Just to BE the man that walks 500 miles...

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
I'm so sick of buttsex!
With me?
Damn you and your trick questions.

 

by chonchball
9-26-01
BRRRAAAANNNGG!!!!!!
No shit?

 

by chonchball
9-27-01
inhale... exhale...
yup, still got it. :)

 

by chonchball
9-27-01
BRRRRAAAAANG!!!!
Fuckin A!

 

by chonchball
9-27-01
Good God...
They look so goddamn much like the same person. . . I say to them "Which one of you wants ice cream cone??" . . . They both say yes.
How in dee hell???

 

by chonchball
9-28-01
Hey man, you got a second?
Sure...
You seem like a smart guy. Do you mind if I vent to you about something?
Sure, what's on your mind!?!
EddieHonda and Disco God Father don't make comics anymore. They are too good for stripcreator. They have both deserted the Intraweb and I want new comics... It pisses me off.
Damn dude, that's not funny at all.

 

by chonchball
9-30-01
You hear that boy?
Go get 'im!
And as he ran to find Timmy stuck in the well, he later realized it was not Timmy who was in peril... it was the punch line of this comic.
GO, BOY GO!

 

by chonchball
9-30-01
Next on Lifetime, television for women...
A special 24 episode ThirtySomething-a-Thon
Aw fuck, dude!

 

by chonchball
10-01-01
Ok, listen up. Here's the plan...
Later...
Chimaira RULZ! Mike Patton is GOD! Streetwise actually promotes quality music!!! Like what I like and you will be underground!
Even later than that...
Nice going, Wookubus!
Can I have my check now? There's a killer used Michael Bolton CD I want to score on Ebay.

 

by chonchball
10-01-01
Silent, but fucking violent!!!!

 

by chonchball
10-02-01
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Row Row Row Your Boat
Gently Down The Stream
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Man, that fuckin movie Hackers ruled!!!
Life Is But A Dream

 

by chonchball
10-02-01
Oh Great One, I need your help. I want you to make me beatiful.
Alrighty, close your eyes and count to 10.
7 Seconds Later
3... 2... 1. Wow, I feel better already!
Ok, open your eyes.
Sweeeeeeet.

 

by chonchball
10-02-01
How the fuck do you do it???
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You always seem to blend so perfectly into your surroundings with such masterful skill. Will you share your secret?
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Oh by the way, I found my old Culture Club CD. Wanna borrow it?
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by chonchball
10-02-01
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh... OOOOOOHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUHHH... AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
*sigh*
This would be so much better if you could close your mouth.

 

by chonchball
10-02-01
Dear, Matt. Make this comic have a suprise ending... One the likes of which have never been fathomed in the history of stripcreator.com.
GREAT!!! Everything's been done! I am no match for ProtonMan, not to mention it's 2:24 in teh morning... Wait, I know!!!
........................................................................................................................................................................................................
Wait for it...
FAG!

 

by chonchball
10-03-01
Oh Great One, I am troubled...
I feel your pain, alrighty? Let me give you hope.
Meanwhile...
Have you seen the Great One recently?
No, not since yesterday when he turned me into this kick ass bird... Sorry.
To be continued...

 

by chonchball
3-15-02
So what you're saying is he STOLE the nose and said if you want it back to talk to the boss?
Little Rudolph said to talk to you about the nose...
Ok, I got nothin'.

 

by chonchball
3-15-02
Abby's gonna take a bath.
Abby's gonna take a bath.
Abby's gonna take a bath.

 

by chonchball
3-15-02
I've gotta do it. Just gotta do it.
SACRELIGIOUS BANTER!
Oh man, I feel so much better.

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