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How you know it's time to start paying more attention to the hookers you fuck.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Tell your wife she can't suck cock worth a damn.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

How fundamentalists view the "slippery slope" of allowing gay marriage.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

A pussy and a dick walk into a bar...
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Multipurpose joystick.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

I'm such a girl sometimes.
The blue-gray of this moonscape SO does not go with this character's attire.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Sorry man. The nail slipped.
Three times? You're such a cock.
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Why antarctic fauna are not suited to food service...
I said a DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER and FRIES!
*sqwak*
by cock, 3-20-06

 

How my inner voice wants to make comics...
Cock and balls! Cock and balls! OMG WTF LOL!
Motherfucker! Motherfucker! *sqwak!*
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Why barnyard fauna are not suited to be Ninja Masters...
Master Yoshi! I have defeated the Dishonorable One! What are your orders?
*cluck*
by cock, 3-20-06

 

Office
*scuttle*
butt
by cock, 3-21-06

 

Neither one is a role model.
My, aren't you a cute little bunny!
I just killed your children.
by cock, 3-21-06

 

Their practice rounds completed, the aliens move on to more intelligent prey.
I'm here to anal probe you.
Are you sure you're in the right place?
by cock, 3-21-06

 

Less than a month after starting her job at McDonald's, Holly's brain revolts.
I keel you, Meester Cash RegistAR! You mock me no longer!
It's so nice that big companies hire the special children.
by cock, 3-21-06

 

After the loss of his wife, Larry's grip on reality was tenuous at best. But when his dog came home with a familiar femur, Larry gave in.
That's it! I'm renting Gigli!
You shouldn't have buried mom next to my dead squirrel stash, moron.
by cock, 3-21-06

 

The secret shame of goths.
I really like pink.
Sunflowers are pretty.
by cock, 3-22-06

 

Ever be in the middle of a project and get interrupted when a T-Rex knocks on the door? Me neither. But I can dream.
by cock, 3-22-06

 

Portrait of a Jewish vegan who just ate the last coconut. Pwned.
by cock, 3-22-06

 

I failed Spanish.
Ay carumba! El loco planto in el backo yardo!
by cock, 3-22-06

 

And with one delusional Buffy fan's actions, the world died in flames. But enough about depressing topics, let's talk gift baskets!
by cock, 3-22-06

 

Much to the happiness of fundamentalists everywhere, Gerald inexplicably discovers how to become straight.
Son, I'm sorry you had to walk in on me and your uncle Bob like that...
Tits are cool.
by cock, 4-01-06

 

Cool and cooler.
by cock, 4-01-06

 

Cool and stole the cooler.
by cock, 4-01-06

 

When Jack the Rooster ran away from home, he thought he had gone far enough to escape the abuses of the farm...
Gasp! Cowboy Dick! Wha--what are you doing here in San Francisco!?
This isn't what it looks like...
by cock, 4-01-06

 

If you don't know how this movie is going to end, you should probably go get some fresh air.
by cock, 4-01-06

 

Sadly, this wasn't how the lamer fanfic ended.
Okay, fight to the death! Put 'em up, evil alien robot!
Tobor can't bring himself to cornhole Captain Kirk!
by cock, 4-01-06

 

Little did Wile E Coyote realize, his latest ACME purchase would be his last...
by cock, 4-01-06

 

Has anyone noticed that Jamalia's nipples and muff are showing through her dress? Jon has...
Don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook
Why won't he look?
by cock, 4-01-06

 

I fucking hate squirrels...
by cock, 4-01-06

 

I hate fucking squirrels...
by cock, 4-01-06

 

UPN viewership
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Stripcreator politics
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Despite Farmer Bob's teachings, Ronnie just couldn't bring himself to nail the livestock
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Hell is the absence of God...
Your move.
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Paco & Baconman, Private Eyes
Why would anyone murder Old Mrs. Jones!
I'm not sure, but these markings on the wall could be a clue...
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Later, the Homeowner's Association voted Lawrence out of the neighborhood.
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Marcus had no idea he had the powers of God, until one day he met the nemesis of his people...
I wish bombs would drop on me right now...
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Doomed online romance
by cock, 5-19-06

 

The loneliest serial killer.
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Why I never go into public restrooms.
by cock, 5-19-06

 

Honor among thieves
This house is taken.
Ooooh, sorry. My mistake!
by cock, 5-20-06

 

The real reason they took the Christ out of Christmas.
Oh. It's you. Look, I told you it's over between us. I've moved on.
Yeah, look, we left everything a mess. If you could drop those assault charges against me...
by cock, 5-20-06

 

Gerald knew he was in for trouble when he turned his back on the Ninja Assassaination Society, but in his heart, it was the right thing to do.
by cock, 5-20-06

 

Metal meets metal.
by cock, 5-20-06

 

Adrian's friends had told him his Halloween costume was a poor choice with a serial killer on the loose...
by cock, 5-20-06

 

Brokerobot Mountain
Why can't Tobor quit cornholing you?
by cock, 5-27-06

 

Brokeback Apartment
I wish I knew how to quit drinking out of the carton.
by cock, 5-27-06

 

God is not the white-bearded man we all think. He's really a Memphis prostitute with a Pentium 486. Suddenly, the universe makes sense.
Make the south rise again!
[Abort, retry, ignore?]
by cock, 5-27-06

 

Jesus's futile attempt to take the commercialism out of Easter.
Say my name, bitch! Say it!
Jesus, Son of God, blah blah. Can I go home now?
by cock, 5-27-06

 

Why pirates are unsuited for the fast food industry.
Arrr, ye may be a black man, but ye'll never be able to match the blackness of me heart!
So, about that milkshake?
by cock, 5-27-06

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