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Officer Rock Harter NJPD. by cokemirror 9-09-05
One afternoon in Newark, NJ, Officer Rock Harter on a routine traffic stop... Sorry, to pull you over ma'am but you were being asian in a 45 zone. what are you talking about?!	WHO TAUGHT YOU ENGLISH?! huh?!	I can't even stand to look at your red China face. Where's your rice hat? [unintelligible ching chong chatter]

 

Officer Rock Harter NJPD #2 by cokemirror 9-10-05
Rock Harter on picking up chicks. So does the carpet match the drapes? That's an interesting approach to hitting on women.	I didn't ask for a monologue toots. Anyway, i like my bitches about 10 years younger. I'm 25 years old!	Oh, then 15.

 

Officer Rock Harter NJPD #3 by cokemirror 9-12-05
(10:00pm) It's not all work and no play for Officer Rock Harter. Here he is relaxing at his home...	(10:30pm)	(11:00pm) Boy, I sure love watching "Monk".

 

Officer Rock Harter NJPD #4 by cokemirror 9-12-05
The seedy underworld of New Brunswick, NJ is filled with slimeballs trying to cut Rock a deal... Listen here jive turkey, if you lay off me and my hos, you'll be handsomely rewarded, get it man?	Please let me off with a warning sir, i swear i'll never do PCP again.	I thought we were something special. Please don't tell anyone what we just did. I love my wife and kids, but i just... i can't control my urges.

 

Officer Rock Harter NJPD #5 by cokemirror 9-18-05
Sometimes things turn grisly in New Jersey... I'm so sorry that your daddy has passed on little girl, but just think he's up with our Lord Jesus Christ now. *sob* i guess *sob*	whoa whoa whoa! he didn't go to heaven!	Oh man, I should've known with that hook of a jew nose. My daddy would freak out if he knew how much his funeral was going to cost.

 

Officer Rock Harter NJPD #6

The tail end of a dirty joke as told by JC. "You're hung like that"? I don't get it.

by cokemirror, 9-18-05

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