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What did you say WHITE Boy
Sup Nigga
Man I'll Fuc...
Oh... Oh... Mybad Hold Up
Oh... Mybad Your Cool
Yeah Mybad I forgot to change back after my interview, Peace Nigga

 

Umm You Know.... I don't really know officcer
Not Me
Uhhhhh...
I was Just Stopping By
Yeah This Is Not what It Looks Like
Okay ...who killed the little asian girl

 

Cough ..... Hmmm... Agian ...Okay....One More Time
Wait So Did everything Check Out On My physical or What Doctor Wilson
Uhhh... Yeah I gotta Go
Hey Wait
Heeeeyy Im Doctor Wilson.... Are You Ready To get Started

 

Whens The last time you saw your little asian friend
Uuuuuummmmm. which One
Theres Two
Yeah If Your Talking About Sun Yu the Last time I seen her she was leaving with this flamboyantly overlydressed Black man
Little Girl thats More than half of the black men in the city can you get more specific
Ummmmm.. He had a Hat and gold rings and Maybe some Zebra skin .....I couldn't tell , Oh yeah and a Cane he must of hurt his leg or something

 

Tired Tired Tired Im Tirrrred , Always Want Credit For Something they're supposed to do
"I take Care Of my Kids ", Your supposed...What you want a fig newton
I looooove White People but I Hate Crackers

 

1:00 a.m. EST. Attempted Presidential assasination
What The Fuc...
Are You Ready To Do This Black Spider.... Wha... What Are You Looking At
Your Late...Hold On What...
Hey Mybad Bro.. Im Hear Now Lets Do this Thang Man
What the Fuck are you wearing
What... Oh Yeah.. I lost My Ninja Suit This Is All I Could Find

 

September 1,2008
Well I guess I'll See You Later
Yes You will...Its 10:00 p.m. September, 1 2008 and you have shown up at my door ready to have sex with me. I tell you to go into the bedroom and wait until The Simpsons Go off, and you do.
Wait What........... Well I guess Theres no point In fighting it, you already know whats going to happens before it happens right
Thats Right. Weeeelllll I gues I'll see you later.......Wait ....Wait Im seeing something Else ....Oh Okay uuuuh You also come wearing Nothing but a Thoooong. Sounds good...Okay See you....Ba Bye
Later On That Day
Man I can't Belive that worked, She actually thought I was "doctor Manhattan Jr."...In a way I feel a little guilty....And at The same Time I Looove That Damn Suit
I am so sooo good...Yet soooo Bad.....Now If You Will Exscuse Me I Think I Have A Date

 

Would you stop Im in the middle of an Investigation
This Is The Song that never Eeeeeeeeeeends
Thats It... Not Another Fuuuuckiiiin Wooord
Hmmm..Hm...Hmm..Hmmm..Hmmm. Hm...Hmmm...Hmmmmmmmmm
I don't Know Sounds like It ended To Me
It was just a Puppet....What am I going to do about My aaaarrrrm

 

Hey Do You want to be hung Like Me
And meeee
And Me... trust me Thats Not My Arm Your looking at
All It takes Is One maybe semi paninful shot and Your Done
And Four Small paymens Of $99.00 How can you pass up an offer like this.... So Call today to get HUNG LOW
Honey get the Phone

 

MSNBC
The Earth Is Dying man...Imagine If Like Each of us never Washed our clothes or Even Our bodies how Much Energy we would be saving
Todays Worst person in The woooooorrrrrld
FOX NEWS
Them Damn Arabs,Jews Chinks,Niggers,freakin illeagal Mexicans.... Who did I forget
Soooo That makes you ms hanna Montana... a Pinhead
CNN
And Now in for another White Guilt special... I Present doctor Julias thomas
Hello We now proceed to our exclusive cnn Special presentation Black in America followed by Black in the world Followed By Black in The galaxy Followed By Black.... In The Universe

 

Heeeey man
Hey Wha....Why aren't you wearing any pants don't you start your New job today
Hey Check this Out ...My new boss Said Wear A Black Shirt and Pants optional...Thats Awsome Right...Plus the boss is A Lady She probaly Said that because she wanted to See The Goods Right...
Yeah i Guess , I...I'll See You Later
Hey Whats happening Baby ....Whats with the suprised look Look I got the Black Shirt you Bitched about... and Pants Are Optional Right
I meant The Color

 

Career Day At WTF Highschool
Now I set up a little demonstration of what I do... If My assistant would come in now please....Hey alright are you ready
Yes...I just need One volunteer .....Umm...Uhh...You right there with the blonde hair
Ummm..So Like What Do I Do
Just Stay Still Just Like you are ...Oh I think You Forgot to tie your shoe look
Now this is where I come in and do my job...Now as you can see she's just about dead... maybe a couple more hacks from my assistant please...and...Wa...Wait where is everybody going

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