All comics by cosmichippo

 

by cosmichippo
11-06-05
Check it our, Giles, a stage.
There are 4 people near the stage. You know you want to do it...
Shut up, fag.
Why do you always get us thrown out of bars with stages?
You mistook a bouncer as a patron near the stage,ass.

 

by cosmichippo
11-06-05
Giles looks in horror as he discovers he walked into Karoke Night at BW3's with Justin.
What are the oods of us coming to BW3's on karaoke night?
I don't know, probably 1 in 7, Giles.
NO, they have karaoke on other nights too...
NO, only on Sundays.
Sunday only? That's 1 in 7... Screw you, ass.

 

by cosmichippo
11-06-05
Giles and Kwon confirm their devotion to each other.
Guess what, Kwon? You suck. hahaha
oh ya? I did your mom, and she was good.
WHAT!?
you should try her sometime.

 

by cosmichippo
11-06-05
Kwon's instincts tell him something is afoot.
BOO!
are you trying to kill me!

 

by cosmichippo
11-06-05
2:42 PM Nov 5, 2005
Pirates attempt to board a cruise ship!
Pirates?
He said pirates not butt pirates, ass rammer.
Damn, I thought I knew where I was taking my college graduation trip.
I think I heard something about it being fun to stay at the Y if that floats your boat.

 

by cosmichippo
11-07-05
Erica and Fabian frantically cram for their governement final.
I have a policy of letting my students know what grade they have before they take their final.
Erica: Great! So we know what grade we blew after we finish the final.
Erica... B. Fabian... A.
ERICA: WHAT! OMG! I got a B! How did that happen?FABIAN: OMG! I got an A!
I'm going to regret this, but if you are happy with your grade, you don't have to take the final.
ERICA: Wait for me, Fabian!

 

by cosmichippo
11-07-05
Giles picks up a hottie after a heavy night of drinking.
Sure, there isn't any business here.
What do you say about us going back to my place?
2:15 am - 2:17 am
Whatever, give me my $20.
Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself...

 

by cosmichippo
11-07-05
Giles and Fabe discuss their relationship roles.
Fabe, I don't like being the "butt" of all of your jokes.
Know your role and shut your mouth!
What does that mean?
It means, I would rather you be the "butt" of my jokes than the "butt" to something else... want me to spell it out? dar dar dar...
Fuck you, ass.
*sssss* oooooh.... that's not likely to happen.

 

by cosmichippo
11-12-05
Fabe and Giles trace their steps from the previous evening.
Dude, we got tatoos!
Sweet! What does mine say?
Dude! What does mine say?
I'm an ass rammer.
Fag.

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