All comics by couldawoulda

 

I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN! by couldawoulda 9-13-06
I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN!	I WANT AMERICAN WOMAN!	SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!

 

THIS CANNA BE TO HAPPEN! by couldawoulda 9-14-06
		OOOOOOOOH, FORTUNA!!!

 

JINGO IS AS JINGO DOES! by couldawoulda 9-15-06
Sucky sucky, fie dorrers.		smk*ggl*gllp*MMMM smk*gbl*mmk!*Oo!* slurrrk*lllpI*smk! I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!

 

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE! by couldawoulda 10-06-06
AMERICAN WOMAN!!! AMERICAN WOMAN!!!!	WHAT!?	I WANNA BE YOUR BACKDOOR MAN!

 

MIS-SOG-GAN-NEE!!!! by couldawoulda 10-06-06
Goddammit! I'm sick of your misogyny, you icky foreign man! JINGO!!!	I don't care what your name is! Do you have the slightest idea how offensive you are? This, how you say, MI-SOG-GAN-NEE...	It is American name for the buttsecks, no?

 

Door #1 by couldawoulda 10-11-06
The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked.	Here's the address. Call me when you see which direction she winds up taking. Done.

 

I GO NOW TO CLUB OF THE POLE DANCE!!! by couldawoulda 4-21-08
I GO NOW TO CLUB OF THE POLE DANCE!!!	I HOLD BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!!	THERE IS NOTHING PREVENTING ME!! $20 or I'm calling the bouncer.

 

JINGO NO FROM MEXICO!!! by couldawoulda 4-22-08
HOW MUCH FOR LOVIN IN BACK DOOR OVEN??? MURPHY!	All right, fella, take it back to Mexico... JINGO NO FROM MEXICO!!!	Oh. Well in that case, back door loving is $150. OHHHHH, FORTUNA!!!!!!

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