All comics by crazyjesus

 

Poor Jesus by crazyjesus 1-20-04
I sure wish someone would get me down..	Meanwhile... Do you have any salty nuts for me to chew on? you got $50 American?	uh hey there Mr Squirrel... mmmm....holy nuts

 

The artist by crazyjesus 1-20-04
Some people... moo? shyah dude...like...POISON ROX!!!	just don't understand the complex interactions moo! brains...bruh....aines	which define us in a social context FREEE BIRD!

 

Sex Bomb by crazyjesus 1-20-04
pea...nis...hihihihi are you into kinky groove orgies?	whut up. not the flambing bush again...	DON'T VOTE FOR JESUS I need to shave my armpits with your face! damn you NAACP

 

NAFTA blows by crazyjesus 1-20-04
My thoughts on NAFTA Free Trade basically comes out to explotation of thrid world countries	at the cost of American jobs politics make me want to kill myself	and now...random, humor lacking filler. PANTY SHOT ew...globalization and premature vagina

 

anal fisting by crazyjesus 1-21-04
hey...were you sticking that arm?	ow....ow....ow you should really stop picking at that	what the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

Black People by crazyjesus 1-21-04
warning: mildly offensive I AM A BLACK COMEDIAN!	my penis is bigger than a white man's penis...I also have a better natural sense of rhythm	and the moral: white people suck. Did I mention about white people having small dongs? hahaha...I'm a PC whore!

 

Knock Knock by crazyjesus 1-21-04
hey jesus wanna here a knock knock Joke? uh..no	okay...you start... uh...knock knock...?	GET OFF MY FUCKING PROPERTY! Please God kill me...

 

Religious People are stewpid by crazyjesus 1-24-04
hey man...got a quarter? I promise I won't spend it on CRACK well...if it isn't for illegal drugs...	can I get some CuuuhRaaackuh? uh...sure...if by crack you mean a blow job	Don't feel bad for Jesus...He has money in his family I can't believe I died for these assholes

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