All comics by crookdrain

 

by crookdrain
9-09-03
Where's that punk ass bitch Donnie Darko?
Of course I know what a Teabag is. I have tea every day.
......... forget it
Get back to work asshole!

 

by crookdrain
9-09-03
Man it's fucking cold
This is the best dance party ever
Where's the Grim Reaper? I thought I invited him.
I can't believe those assholes didn't call me

 

by crookdrain
9-09-03
Damn that guy is well hung
Well, the head is huge, but I'm sure it will fit...
No, fuck YOU Optimus Prime!

 

by crookdrain
9-10-03
Who the fuck are you? I didn't hire you! SECURITY!
Freddie (Prinze Jr.) vs. Jason
Have you met Sarah yet?
You're doing a great job, keep it up.

 

by crookdrain
9-12-03
Good news Steve Guttenberg, they've decided to make Police Academy 8!
Moses, take these 10 Commandments and give them to my people.
Hold on one second. Holy shit, is that Vin Diesel? YO VINNY!
The Marlboro Man falls upon hard times
This is so degrading.
You my number one bitch, baby.

 

by crookdrain
9-14-03
Michael J. Fox struggles with Parkinson's disease
I've got it Marty! If you can get up to 88 convulsions per second, we can travel back to the future!
Death's threats didn't work on everyone
Ohhh, I'm sooo fucking scared, Death. What are you gonna do, kill me?
Go fuck yourself, ok?
It'd unbelievable, let me tell you...
Ok, so what does this "Acme Rubber Dildo" do exactly?

 

by crookdrain
9-16-03
Santa! Are you here to bring me Christmas presents?
No, I've gotta take a nasty shit. Now where's your bathroom?
This joke could go two ways: OJ's new career as a teacher
Man, that's no way to kill white people. Gimme that knife, let me show you.
OR:
Holy shit it's you! The REAL killer. I've been looking all over for you! How you been man?

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