'Olive Branches' & 'Reasonable Offers' Pt.1 by cutelittledoggy10-26-13 Oh, you're such a good boy!!! Does 'good boy' want an antiquity? Is that the same as a bone? Close enough in your case... now are you gonna' beg or not? I'm sitting... isn't that good enough? Don't get smart with me! You want an antiquity, you gotta' do a new trick. Now beg or you don't get one!!! Thanks a lot for the wonderful offer, but I think I'll chew this bone I already got.
'Olive Branches' & 'Reasonable Offers' Pt.2 by cutelittledoggy10-26-13 Fine! You don't want to beg for an antiquity? I'm going to see Riff, my attorney! Oh, antiquity, I thought you said "obsequity". It's too late, I'll be in Raff's office before you can drop that bone from your smart little mouth! *plop* No, really!!! I appreciate the wonderful offer, but I already have an antiquity. It's an ancient 6" mini-urn. You have WHAT??? That's mine! Give it back to me! They're all mine!!! MINE!!! MINE!!! Can I keep my bone?
'Olive Branches' & 'Reasonable Offers' Pt.3 by cutelittledoggy10-27-13 So, you wanna' keep your bone huh? Is it one that I threw ya'? Nope. Who the hell threw it to ya' then? I'm the only official 'Bone Thrower' in these here parts, plus Kentucky! My dad threw it to me when he was alive. Then it's mine... ALL MINE!!! JUST MINE!!! Where is it anyway? C'mon, give it here! You're gonna' have to give it up! It's MINE!!! It took off. I think it got scared.
CC572: Ya Granny, das ist my middle name! by cutelittledoggy2-17-14 Adolph! What are you doing? Just killing a couple inferior scums! You're making sure to bless everything first? Ya Granny, every ting is kosher.
CAUTION IN PSYCHIATRY CAN YIELD BIG REWARDS! by cutelittledoggy6-20-17 So you're back? What for? Because my days are numbered and I need to talk. The pressure is becoming unbearable. I know when you turn your back on somebody, they better take cover! *UNNNHHHHH... UNNNHHHHH... nih nih nih nih nih... unh nih nih nih nih nih...* OMG!!! I cut a little cheese and you go off the deep end!!!