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by daft
11-04-03
I am a Absent and YOU are not save
....
Yes I brought the OO comic team to Absent, nobody is safe, beware.
flamer

 

by daft
11-04-03
I have come here to rule starsphere
I have come here to rule starsphere
all from one and one controls all
all from one and one controls all
same time in #multihunter
Sigh when do they learn
/me faps

 

by daft
11-04-03
Mav moves the OO cartoonist crew
Welcome to the deserted pains of Obsian Order where we found some abandent cartoonist
hi
We gona find a new home for these colorful peeps
some time later near absent HQ
Look sex and asgard are there to greet you.
:s

 

by daft
11-04-03
[15:44] * Jenny_White (jenny@AC81F74F.ipt.aol.com) has joined #absent
[15:45] [Jenny_White] NEWNEWNEW - 100% FREE PORN..NO CREDIT CARD - NO AGE CHECK - --> http://hometown.aol.ca/allfreepron241/lindex.html <-- DOUBLE CLICK - NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED - NO AGE CHECK -NEWNEW
[15:45] * Jenny_White (jenny@AC81F74F.ipt.aol.com) has left #absent

 

by daft
11-04-03
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Comeon thats old. stfu!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
im gone you crazy squirrel.
Never turn your back to the cartoonist best pet.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. PWNED!! PWNED!! PWND!!
iep..... iep..... iep.....

 

by daft
11-04-03
Mav cranking up
I never aimed to amuse everyone, I aim to amuse Absent, and annoy the rest...
why would Asgard / SeX etc etc be amused at comics about them.
verrrryyyy.....
why do they read comics at all
and why do they use them agenst me!
slowwly.....
All that making fun of me gona make me flame. fckng lamers, who do they think they are.
O dear

 

by daft
11-04-03
How to unbecome a flamer
How can i change from a flamer to some thing else. I have to think of something.
Think think think!!!!
Think think think!!!!
Think think think!!!!
atlast Guardian jumps in. \o/
/me sets mode +spammer
mutch better

 

by daft
11-04-03
flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame!
flamer stfu i try to spam here you lowlive moron!!
...
The horor

 

by daft
11-06-03
Ach there is no hope for this land.

 

by daft
11-10-03
Mav is Planning a counter strick
We need some cartoon to stop this Asgard Toon attack
I need some ideas
Im the ToonCommander I order you to draw a cartoon
fking anoying Mav
Im off doing more 3vil. You, try to be creative
I think I just found some Inspiration

 

by daft
11-10-03
Mav overcome the attack of the cartoonist
Hoggie m8 i need your help I have some problems with the cartoonist
Can I speak with him
shure. he is in the room behind you
I can always motivate peeps
Good god what hapend to you.
Mav Zaped me :(

 

by daft
11-10-03
Finaly some action
Mav I have a Idea for a cartoon
Good Good
[warrior] You have to have an unfair fight like the wimp you are, go fuck your mum, you mum is so good in bed.
Wtf Hoggie im still my self
[warrior] You have to have an unfair fight like the wimp you are, go fuck your mum, you mum is so good in bed.
Good Hoggie this will work out. Now i hide my true 3vilness

 

by daft
11-10-03
at night in #samba
o_O
lo morg
lo
O.o
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom Mushroom SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

 

by daft
11-11-03
Freddy is off planet to make a anouncement
Dum de Dum de Dum deDum
Here by I anounch the end of the cooperation netween sex and Ã…sgard
Dum de Dum de Dum deDum

 

by daft
11-23-03
Now talking in #absent
Mav asked me. how some one can make a toon about changing from irc channel
Now talking in #absent
Well.............
Now talking in #absenthq
realy noting actualy.

 

by daft
7-07-04
What will start with 5 roids
growth with activetime x geek
and dies when the geek is gon0r

 

by daft
7-08-04
At night IN #starsphere with a morglum that could be drunk
yarrr yharrrrrrrrrrrrr oirate
daft pokes morglum
drunk m8
DONT OUFCH ME!

 

by daft
7-15-04
once upon a time in #starsphere
Hey guys I changed the roidcap code its way better now
Some starsphere player finds a abuse
Morglum this new roidcap rule sucks. send one ship for defence and you have great cap
Hmmz your right. I look to it after i have done the experience script
This is gona to take some time
DANGER DANGER ROBINSON!!!!!!!!

 

by daft
7-17-04
there is some thing wrong with this bot
DANGER DANGER ROBINSON
....
f@%k& n@ b*#@&#t
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON

 

by daft
8-02-04
Some where over the internet
Hey Sexy wana cyb0r
/me phuuuurrrssssss .. Shure
2 computers are getting hot
with a secure socket or plug it right in
Do what you have to do honey. Unstable is my middle name
Hello sweet starsphere server
bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tickbwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick bwwwwzzzzz tick

 

by daft
8-15-04
what if there where only GFX games
maestro I realy hate your spanish lessons
Karamba I give you a A+ for that nice spanish tool
It is portuguese
-1337 health
TA Ta ta TAtaDa
Cool ealy need to do that in rl

 

by daft
6-08-05
Finaly I got Power in the starsphere realm
New Posts: 0
...
New Posts: 0
`K whats on tv
New Posts:0

 

by daft
6-12-05
it is a long time ago starpshere was alive and ticking
Morglum When will there be a new Strsphere round
O man why is every one asking me that Cant you do it you self
Maby I can, hell why not
Deal.. Wait a min I give you the all powerfull Starsphere controlunit to Admin the server
and so
K what shall i do 1st
create planet 1:1:1 Detonator of Starsphere

 

by daft
6-19-05
The end of theseedround is near
tick tick tick your nr10 tick tick tick your nr10 tick tick tick your nr10 nr 11 closing in fast tick tick nr 10 will be your last tick
o no im not going to make it
and Light has made it just in time
Ticks stoped your 10th
\o/ Im one of the 10 best players
or has she?
tick
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

by daft
6-19-05
Light I heard you got roided are you ok?
[light] i got owned
what did they took?
[light]well.....
[daft] Soo...
Almost every thing...

 

by daft
6-20-05
the round comes near
Well Det, Now we are with 2 sexy Starsphere lovers we can make this round the best ever
Shure thing morglum lets do this
ToDo : Resume on the experience script. Write a better roid cap,Attract sponso....... BBbbbwwzzzzz tick BBbbbwwzzzzz shhhhrrrrrrrrrr
Hey im dieing over here

 

by daft
6-20-05
Hey Edd I reinstalled Windows today can you send me the Documents
Well
I had also my windows reinstall session today
WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!
Mircosoft office synchronized everything

 

by daft
6-26-05
the round has not started and phlunk3 is realy bussy
OMG OMG OMG I need a packt soon becose i cant see other alliances there are in hideing some where
LEts go to #absent
who is going to save us...
Absent nap pact block bash the other i dont know how many alliances
shure thing
mean while on the planet "No shit sherlock"
This sounds like a job for CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS

 

by daft
8-09-05
Starsphere round 6 is going smoothly
ticker de ticker de ticker de tick
ticker de ticker de ticker de tick
untill....
<3 starsphere server your doing good this round im proud. Im going to give you good loveing tonight
ticker de ticker de ticker de tick
the server had a change of mind.
bye of to gym
WTF

 

by daft
8-09-05
Random suicide Idea service thanks for waiting
Hello I want to kill my self
Jump infront of a train
thank you
...
Wait a sec

 

by daft
8-09-05
O why I want to be some simple sever. and not having a ragin retard looking over me
Damn speaking of the devil
yarrrrrrrr, im a bit tired nowww. I'llll coming back your you later. oirate?
ticker de ticker de ticker de tick
Yarrrrrrr, Wheeeeeeee
What for drinks do they serve in gyms these days

 

by daft
8-09-05
Meanwile some where in the outer starsphere space
SIR. the engine stoped where going no where thats not all it seems all ships in the fleet have the same problem/
What? that is imposible I hope this will be solved verrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ssssssssooooooo
the time stoped
for a long time

 

by daft
8-10-05
somtimes things can end as easy as they appered
Im bored.... Lets download some updatesto kill some time here.
downloading sensetive PC 0.02 (many bug fixes) .... installing....
SIR. the engine stoped where going no where thats not all it seems all ships in the fleet have the same problem
What? that is imposible I hope this will be solved verry soon........... Hey where moving again.
and some things never change
A sweet starsphere server did you miss me
ticker de ticker de tick. Putting morglum@admin.starsphere.net on ignore ticker de ticker de tick

 

by daft
8-11-05
And with a little bit of Murphy's law things gets more depressive
Hey sensetive PC has new kewl options***SELECTING*** depressed mode Wonder what that is.
O no. this a bad one. other options Happy and Productive. Yea like i want to do that
Backup time Lets do this.
O joy the admin sidekick. Yea yea Backup the disks for my successor. He can come any day now.
And More interesting.
backups watch out backups. backups i got them. Wow i am imported
O nooooooo dont take any time to look to my segmented harddrive. cant blame him I would do the same thing.

 

by daft
8-11-05
Ticker de ticker de tick.... tick ticker de ticker de tick .....tick
...................tick ERROR ERROR WTF ERROR
*sleepy* he hmmzz what, he oO.
ERROR ERROR tick Ticker de ticker de tick
*sleepy* yaaaa, back to bad hmzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz
Got you Sucker........

 

by daft
8-14-05
Wanted Daft. a Power hungry Person He seeks Power with every means neccecary. He kicked Lenfitz a HC of the original Blue tubas with over 500 members! also is Csc admin to satisfy his hunger for power
He has taken over control of Dop pushing the orignal boss chunky aside. its a mather of time chunky is kicked out.
See this brut in action
Lenfitz what have you actually done for the alliance
I was HC of the original Blue tubas with over 500 members!

 

by daft
8-17-05
Explaining stuff in a toon is so damn easy
< DOP>Hey Sexy, I love you your so kind, Lets make love and attack BWC 1st
< KuuK> Yea Great Owning BWC stuff like that
< BWC> WTF??????
< DOP> WTF???????
< BWC> pwning DOP pwn pwn pwn?
< KuuK> Yea Great Owning DOP stuff like that

 

by daft
8-27-05
random player in the heat of the starsphere round.
Great climbing up the ranks
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.
WTF
10 Ticks later on planet of the Random Player
O noo Not again
Life…don't talk to me about Life.

 

by daft
8-27-05
No no, It isnt that bad, a free starsphere account.
Sir??????
Most money you send will be used to train the fleetcrew
We cant boost the ships with 2 ticks extra,wel we can but we wont.
and the popups? hardly see them.
We have an Hostile Incomming spam msg. I cant block it out

 

by daft
8-27-05
\o/ \o/ Hi there,how are you? \o/ \o/ \o/ If you want to live your live and live it long. stay tuned!
Dont grow old and granny
Get Extralife pils and give me a break
?
He knows where he is talking about. He is the ripper. If you want to Meet him later. Get EXTRALIFE
It makes me feel super

 

by daft
9-03-05
Destroyer of worlds
wtf happend
well where are attacked. lost all ships and a hand full of cells.
has a name change
K lest build as many vultures as possible, we may do some thing for the alliance
Constructing 19232 vultures
Destroyer of his own world
K im gone
Construction of 19232 vultures compleated. Warning incomming 40K hosile ships eta 8

 

by daft
9-06-05
some guys asked me why i only make fun of the starsphere server when there are problems
ticker de tick ticker de tick tick tickerde tick
ticker de tick ticker de tick tick tickerde tick
thats why
ticker de tick ticker de tick tick tickerde tick

 

by daft
9-14-05
RED BALL Victim Luc. shipyard road.
Hey Mike action time.
Yea yea. Freddy spike Jhon, Lucy come with me.
Yellow ball, Victim Mike shipyard road. Yellow ball, Victim spike shipyard road. yellow ball victim Jhon yellow ball victim lucy
...
Hey Brad didnt you say that you wanted to do some field work?

 

by daft
11-06-05
Starsphere gained a other level this round.
Hey little brother what are you doing?
Im creating a alliance using the new starsphere alliance system. we can see each others incommings and we have our own forum.
cewl. Do you have a good name?
yea "Rulers Of Chaos" and im nr 43 on the alliance rankings
a level some players are needing so desperately
top 50 thats not bad. do you think your alliance is going to top 20?
maybe after I init my 5 roids. But 1st im editing these lame alliance ranking names.

 

by daft
11-06-05
o damn. im sitting here more then 2 ticks already.
Expiration dates sucks.................. and the smell is terrible :(
In times of these i realy love wireless internet.

 

by daft
11-06-05
WebChat2166 has joined #Starsphere. [WebChat2166] Hi every one.
[daft] sup?
[WebChat2166] I have incommings can some one defend me?
sorry WebChat2166 your not in my alliance and my buddy list is full. i cant defend you.
[WebChat2166] can i join your alliance?
round is different and yet the same.

 

by daft
11-06-05
You might think that i dont have any thing to in real life. becose i make toons about a online game for more then 2 years now.
Atleast im not spending my time looking to a monkey eating a banana.

 

by daft
11-07-05
If there is some thing to free it is a ninja
out of nothingness they apear ready to strike at any time
but not all of them.
wtf. where is the light switch

 

by daft
11-22-05
18:00 channel 3 news
BWC is leading this round for some time now. Special K is closing in on them.
But knowing BWC they will attack together with special K and attack the other 1st. and then there is to little time for special K to win the round.
Hey where not powerblocking. Ill pwn your planet for saying that.
this was channel 3 news "SS round prognosis". im off planet for some vacation.

 

by daft
11-22-05
Hey Detonator316 how is the server doing?
Well asfar i can see it server is running stable
ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick ticker de tick
thats great Detory <3
Yup, but you know the ss server. We never know when it will run off to buggyland.
Ofc im OK. cant you guys just count the number of powerblocks complaints on the forum?

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