All comics by dammit_jim

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by dammit_jim
2-01-02
Goddamn, this sucks! I'm tired of being the default characters.
You're telling me? Always being made fun of and turned into little sex-craved prostitutes.
Wanna fuck, ya dirty cunt?
Only if you lube up the strap-on this time, you fucking nasty-ass whore.

 

by dammit_jim
2-08-02
Sarah Jessica Parker has won the Emmy for Best Actress for a second time and...
No need to prove to them that God doesn't exist.

 

by dammit_jim
4-24-02
I told him them damn rotor turbines don't generate gravitons by themselves.

 

by dammit_jim
5-07-02
It's a logical conclusion.
Hey, they don't always have to be funny. Fuck off!

 

by dammit_jim
5-08-02
Well, at least he died a happy man.

 

by dammit_jim
6-04-02
What the FUCK am I?

 

by dammit_jim
6-04-02
...and so he screams out, "Call me mommy!"
Yeah...some of these guys ...
Tell me about it, sister.
...wait, call HIM "mommy"?

 

by dammit_jim
8-21-02
Es ist nicht einfach, eine gute Zeit habend. Sogar lächeln bildet meinen Gesicht Schmerz.
I'm sorry, I thought this was the audition for Oklahoma...

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
Geez....glad I didn't tell him about his dog!

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
What the fuck WAS he talking about?

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
So THAT'S where you've been hiding!

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
That's the last time I go to Shoney's!

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
And I said, "Lady...I AM the chauffer!"

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
Yes?
Hi, I'm here for the party.
Sure, why not...
SCROE!

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
So, what do you think of the place?
I expected better from a fucking gimp who cries himself to sleep from being an illiterate social outcast!
Wait a minute, you're...
KER-TRANSFORM!
Vichyssoisegirl?!?!
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum!!!

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
Damn you, V-girl!!!
Yes, tremble in fear, foolish weakling! I shall own your ass!
ERROR3000!!! ERROR3000!!!
What the...???
x = 1; for(n=0; n^x; n--) { printf("whatever/n"); }
What do you konw...he IS a chat bot...

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
Damn you, V-girl!
Yes, tremble in fear, foolish weakling! I shall own your ass!
ERROR3000!!! ERROR3000!!!
What the...???
x = 1; for(n=0; n^x; n--) { printf("whatever/n"); }
What do you know...he IS a chat bot...

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
*beep beep*
Well, my work here is done. Rot in hell, you waste of scrap metal.
/* ?? who what fuck the is anything here ?? */
You are a retarded mother fucker, aren't you?
you cannot judge the intellegence of a robot from a human point of view. *beep*

 

by dammit_jim
9-17-02
AB HEUTE SCHIESSEN WIR ZURUECK !!!
Nobody spouts Hitler at me and gets away with it!
...oh shit...
KER-TRANSFORM!
Let it be known throughout the land...I shall always own his ass.

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