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by danator
8-24-08
Just kinda came out...
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard you will barf them out.
Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna take an old mans penis and put it on your forehead that way you'll be like a unicorn...
Cept with a penis on your forehead...
not...not a horn..

 

by danator
8-25-08
Why?
Wow look at them go.
Watching porn I see.
Some awesome porn.
Hmm. Wait a second....Wheres the other guy?
OTHER GUY? Well there goes my boner.....

 

by danator
8-28-08
Some kid named Eddie agreed to lick my dick and ass.
How much peanut butter did you put on yourself?
None! he did it because everyone else told him to!
Why would he do a thing like that?
Pack mentality I guess...

 

by danator
8-28-08
Do you know what you need to do? You need to get something to suck out all the stuff in your room.
How about Sean?
What does that mean?
I hear he's good at sucking
What?
I'll tell you when you're older

 

by danator
8-29-08
Billy you have tears in your eyes! Whats wrong?
Mom a mean bully keeps picking on me.
Well what you should do is try going up to him and talking to him about how you feel when he does that.
Ok. Thanks Mom.
The Next Day
Your mom doesn't think of you as an adult, I do. I'll show you how to feel like an adult, just come in my van.
I don't like being picked on, I am sad sometimes, and I think we should talk it over.

 

by danator
9-03-08
Hi sir. Do you work here???
No I don't I walked in here and decided I want to stand behind here.
Why would you do that?
Because.....
The End. By Daniel
It's stand-behind-a-random-counter day!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by danator
9-10-08
Based on a true story
MOOOOMMM! Matthew walked in on me using the potty!
Did he get a boner dear?
Let me check.......Yeah.
Then sweetie stop being a whore.

 

by danator
10-08-08
So I was taking a dump today, and I realized that I want to go green.
Well you know what they say....
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown-
Hang it from a tree.

 

by danator
11-21-08
I've got it! We make muffins but...
Only the bottoms of the muffin, Its genius!

 

by danator
6-09-09
So how do you like the pool party so far?
Well...I can see you still didn't get the low flow toilet, you have several leaky faucets, the reverse osmosis machine I bought you isn't installed and you clean your pool once every three days.
Leave my house.

 

by danator
4-05-10
You think you're so smart, but who really cares?
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?
What about the bear shitting in the woods?

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