All comics by dancemyminions

 

Dance, My Minions by dancemyminions 8-20-06
Look at my breasts and you'll be mesmerized enough to not chop off your own penis. One of your nipples is bigger than the other.	Just look at the crack. Must... not... focus... on... malformed... nipples...	I tried my best.

 

Dance, My Waldo by dancemyminions 8-20-06
OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR PENIS?	Well, there are fragments of it on this axe blade. You figure it out.	What are you doing? Drawing Waldo so that I can find him later. Then I can win a Ferrari.

 

Dance, My Junkie by dancemyminions 8-20-06
Excuse me, sir? I found Waldo.	I want my Ferrari now, please.	I need to stop taking cocaine rectally in the morning.

 

Dance, My Kidney by dancemyminions 8-20-06
Johnson! Did you get those reports on the Ecuadorian suppliers?	I'm sorry, but I had the reports shoved up my ass during an unusually brutal session of S&M. Report immediately to the dungeon, and don't you dare think of stopping at the ramen dispenser on the third floor.	I already did in anticipation of being sent to the dungeon. I like the way you think! After we sacrifice one of your kidneys to Princess Diana you're promoted to middle management.

 

Dance, My Strudel by dancemyminions 8-20-06
Did you retrieve the reports? We did, but all the shit and blood is smearing the shipping costs.	Did it smear it higher or lower in price? The nines all look like threes.	Capital! Anything else? Your name is now 'Mr. Fuckberger' of Fuckberger Industrudels.

 

Dance, My Herpes by dancemyminions 8-20-06
Sorry if I look a little shocked, but I've never met a native Ecuadorian before. Don't worry about it. I just have monkey pox today.	It says here we need 40 thousand crates of dildos and coloring books. We can offer you our new Crayola Magic Color Dildos. They made us carry them after that tragic penis accident.	I heard about that. Is the girl alright? She's fine besides the eyeball herpes.

 

Dance, My Balls by dancemyminions 8-21-06
We need forty new shipments of coloring dildos. Who's using these things? The wax shavings don't come out without douching repeatedly.	And your nasty saggy pussy can't help them much. Fuck you, you monkey pox infected sack of shit.	I love this whole love/hate dynamic we have going. I'm going to rib your balls off.

 

Dance, My Hobby by dancemyminions 8-22-06
Hi, honey! I'm home! Is that an Ecuadorian ballsack?	It sure is. I brought it for your collection. I'm so glad I married a woman who can relate to me and my interests.	Plus I do that twisting thing in bed. It's more of a pulling thing with that saggy pussy of yours.

 

Dance, My Appraisal by dancemyminions 8-28-06
I'd like to have my ballsacks of the world collection appraised. I'll give you three dead crickts for it.	Are you sure? Do you know how hard it was to get that white rhino ballsack? You doomed a species to extinction so that you could look at a wrinkly ballsack in a jar of formaldihyde?	I like looking at ballsacks. I'll give you half a drowned hobo and that's my final offer.

 

Dance, My Garnish by dancemyminions 9-13-06
Your ballsacks, my leige. Ah, very good. These will make an excellent garnish.	Garnish? Garnish for what? I have a big date tonight.	And she likes ball garnish? Your work is done, fool. Leave me to my garnish.

 

Dance, My Trophy by dancemyminions 9-13-06
Hello, beautiful. My dick is rock hard. Let's fuck.	Don't you want to try some chicken? I made the garnish myself. Your chicken tastes like balls.	I, uh, got it at Wal-Mart. You're cheap. Just the way I like my ass trophies.

 

Dance, My Mistake by dancemyminions 9-13-06
I'm not even drunk! This is harrassment! Step out of the car, sir.	Fuggin coppin fuggin cops. Is... is that balls on your mouth?	Well, my mistake. I'll be seeing ya.

 

Dance, My Psychosis by dancemyminions 9-13-06
You again? Oh my god the kittens my body is turning into kittens dear jesus no!	Mrow.	I'm fucking the prisoner. Everybody wants to beeeee a cat.

 

Dance, My Ho by dancemyminions 9-13-06
I woke up naked on the Disneyland ferry ride yesterday morning. That's terrible! Do you know how you got there?	Maybe I overdid it at the wine tasting booth.	Did you know that the Mickey mascot suits have crotch holes?

 

Stress Test: The Beginning of Time by dancemyminions 10-01-06

 

Stress Test: The Blossom of Language by dancemyminions 10-01-06
Once, in a small town by a placid lake, a man dwelled in his misery.	Soon a stranger would arrive and end this sorrow with a single bullet to the head.	One wonders where the time goes.

 

Stress Test: When Pictures Met Words by dancemyminions 10-01-06
I'm so depressed. If you're depressed, why not try a bullet to the head? Works like a charm.	Sure, why not? Great! How do you feel?	Worse. That'll be five dollars.

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