All comics by davec_coffeetime

 

IS COFFEE DANGEROUS
So you think coffee is bad for you?
Uh huh...yup
IS COFFEE DANGEROUS
I think that's a load of crap, coffee is not bad for you
twat!
IS COFFEE DANGEROUS
see, you have nothing to back up your rash statement earlier to day
Well....

 

Well if coffee isn't bad for me....HOW COME
I DONT LOOK LIKE THIS! ANYMORE
OK...you got a small point there
Twat

 

A SMALL MOON NEAR ACTURUS PRIME
just started a commercial roasting operation
wow, you chose a nice planet to base it on
A SMALL MOON NEAR ACTURUS PRIME
Gotta supply 7,000,000 tons of roasted by next week, luckily we have a new quick roast process
cool
A SMALL MOON NEAR ACTURUS PRIME
Yeah
nice!

 

BILL & BEN MET UP FOR A DRINK
I hired the film BLACK GOLD yesterday...it was really crap!
It wasn't THAT bad?
Went down really badly, everyone booed!
hmm... it did have a questionable review in my local coffee forum..political, fairtrade issues, blah..blah..blah
I thought it would be a great movie for my friends STAG party
you f$%kwit

 

Lots of talk on the forum last night about some fantastic new green coffee at Bettabeans roastery
I just gotta have some of those coffees!
Blap was desparate to get some...
come on....come on...hurry up
bring...bring...HELLO!
I'd like some Brazilian, fazenda fantastico el roble, snobbos, cerrado at Tanagra....(gasp)...fatima, whitbread, rainforest pearls gigantica, cup off supreacy winner (gasp) OCIAA organic, rainforest
crackle...

 

5 minutes later......
......Malawi, gawamba, cohones el fntasticos, lemon pearls fazenda bongo el brilliante cup of brilliance winner 2007, raainforest alliance......blah blah
sss..crackle
Finally 2 coffees and 10 minutes later
NO!
why the f&^k not.....and you had better have a good reason!

 

....this Wang Fu Chinese take-away...you want egg flied lice....chicken balls, sweet n sour sauce.....NESCAFE?
aaarrgghhh!
??

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