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by dayne
3-26-05
Cadaver the host of the party is greeting his friends to his party
Having fun at the partay.
Yep this partay rocks.
So, why you in hell.
I am related to george W. Bush.
Sorry, but we put you republicans in the basement.
*gulp*

 

by dayne
3-26-05
Ummm... can I have a premotion, satan.
Let me think... No! Gaurds!!!
Kill!!!
Ummm... I have a question....
Why do we have to act so primitive?
Yea, my IQ is 120. Get satan!!

 

by dayne
3-26-05
The squirrels continuously beat up satan.
No you dare kill your leader
I don't give a shit.
Yo, jesus the devil is dead now.
Yea, but...
Thus cadaver and jesus played pingpong every sunday.
Who will I play ping pong with on sundays
Hey, I am open on saturdays.

 

by dayne
3-27-05
Hi, wanna buy candy
shut up, kid.
We will set a..
Curse on you.
Doo Doo doo
you will die. Lalala die die

 

by dayne
3-27-05
You got mail.
Wow, I wonder what it is.
Its from us to tell you..
prepare to die.
My life sucks.

 

by dayne
3-27-05
So i got sick of those little girls and this is how it went.
Love the X-ray vision.
And the other girl...
Help...

 

by dayne
3-27-05
You have no mail.
....
You have mail
Yes!
Hey its me Jason wanna go to the bar.
Can't breath... Throat damaged *dies*

 

by dayne
3-28-05
The following amy contain severe randomness. Veiwer's discretion advised.
Ahh, where is me lucky charms?
I seduced him and he gave me them. He was so drunk.
Sill rabbit tricks are for kids.
Your not a kid either, ass hole

 

by dayne
3-28-05
So, ummm I was thinking we have been friends for so long..
Yes?
Well Do you want to go to the movies?
Sure!
So, friday at 8:00.
Ok.

 

by dayne
3-28-05
Ok, lets do our spot check.
Okay, roll!
Ok, nothing there.
Same.
Ok, we got the guys with a bad spot check.
Booo.

 

by dayne
3-28-05
Ahhh, he is going to die.
Stop ruining the movie.
Yum
Ow.
Knew it.
...

 

by dayne
3-28-05
So, I have been writing bad comics so what.
Really bad.
Shut up!
Why?
Because i have the power to delete. waha
You bastard.

 

by dayne
3-28-05
Uhhh, what do you want, karen.
Since I am your bwest lil swister. I want a barbie dream house.
Uh, no.
Why?
cuz last time i gave you money you ate it.
*burp*

 

by dayne
3-28-05
Now back to home improvement
Damn it. Seems I am gonna die.
Let 'em die and spare us.
Wha the hell?
That atta teach 'em
Yay, bugs you saved us.

 

by dayne
3-29-05
Welcome to happy mcburger's burger. May I take your order? *sigh*
Hahaha, ryan I thought you would become a bum. But, I have to say this is better. Haha you got to wear that idiotic hat.
Ok, now why you here?
Well, that kid. You know, pork chop? He wants you to fight 'em.
Yo, moafa wanna fight?
Ok, you fat tub of lard.

 

by dayne
3-29-05
That was nice.
BOOOO.
See you tomarrow
Wait...
What?
Can you give me one last blow job?

 

by dayne
3-30-05
So, kids don't smoke you could end up like this...
Uhhh can't breath...
Wrong movie idiot.
Uhhhhh.
So, don't smoke kids, and pay no attention to the second panel. Hehe

 

by dayne
3-31-05
Ahhh, nice.
Thats the stuff.
Well, seeya tomarrow.
Yep.
Hehe.
You saw everything, eh? Sorry. But, I will have to kill ya.

 

by dayne
3-31-05
Appearently... My no smoking comic didn't work on ya smoking bastards.
Yea, ya heard da boss.
I am done with da tapes do dat ting again you end up like that guy
Yo, get ova here, pimp.
Wanna end up like dis bitch
His time is running out 5 more minutes and I have to be payed again

 

by dayne
4-02-05
Ok, spyware check on.
Hey, that guy I hacked into is tying to stop me!!
Don't dare you ass hole. Sincerely, Ryan
That ass. I hacked into put 500 hundred viruses in my PC and made millions of sucky comics in my name on Stripcreator.com
Harsh....

 

by dayne
4-02-05
I love you kitty....
This will only hurt for a secon.
*GAG* Stop...*gasp* ehh...
You, didn't see anytihng.

 

by dayne
4-04-05
The morning anoucements: We will not have gym today...
Damn...
...and miss melony will be out today.
"So, where were we big boy." "Well, you were about to strip me." "Oh yeah." "oo ahh." "Ummm, the.. oh shit,"
Hehe. What are you guys looking at. Hehe I didn't tape the mike. So, I heard what they did when they turn it off. No...

 

by dayne
4-04-05
Hey, I have an idea lets play the question answere game. I start. Why are you so ugly.
Why do you ask.
Why don't oyu shut up?
Am I stupid?
Yes.
I tohught we were playing the question game?

 

by dayne
4-11-05
Hey, guess what?
What?
I went to the orthodontist at tooth hurty.
HAHAHA!!
Ironic? Huh?
Yea. Hehehe

 

by dayne
4-16-05
Ryan, I am a time cop and we need you.
Uh, for what?
Smart ass, heh?
Damn it.
Will, Ryan live. Who is this man from the 'time cops'....
Who is that guy.
My narrator. Now shut up.

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