All comics by dbzlord

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
The cat's rejection.
There you are
Don't touch me
That poor cat.
Fine, I won't tie you to the cieling fan
F U
Time to get funky.
I love you Mr.Penguin, more than I ever did that stupid cat
Let's get Down!

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
Lunch talk
So how was it at the office today
Like always
Business talk
The usual, the boss wants me to eat three more interns.
And you
Awkward
What?
......

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
The Quest
Gandalf you must help me take the ring to Mordor!
Do I look an idiot to you.
Rejection
But Gandalf!
But nothing you little freak. I'm going to smoke now, so F U.
Owned
You'll help me right?
Boy, you are pathetic.

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
Ma'am you have won a chance to go on a cruise with twenty young sexy lads!
Oh my lord!
Have you made a decision?
I guess I need some fun. I need o get out of these clothes.
Oh boy...
Time for SEX!

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
I don't know what to do Smokey, my friends asked me to smake.
Don't worry Skippy, smokeing is ok.
But doesn't smoking cause cancer.
Who told you that BS.
My teacher.
Oh, she's just pissed off that I killed her family. Nothing to worry about. Remember Skippy smaking makes everyone happy!

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
I don't know what to do Smokey, my friends asked me to smake.
Don't worry Skippy, smokeing is ok.
But doesn't smoking cause cancer.
Who told you that BS.
My teacher.
Oh, she's just pissed off that I killed her family. Nothing to worry about. Remember Skippy smoking makes everyone happy!

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
Thanks Smokey, I've been smoking ever since and I ended up just fine.
Good for Skippy, now we can all suffer of cancer!
The name is Dancing Flower.
Whatever you freaking pansy. I NEED A DAMN SMOKE!
You under arrest for the distribution of narcotics to minors and everyone else.
You'll never take me alive! *COUGH* *COUGH*

 

by dbzlord
6-13-04
Luch Break
So, How's the wife?
She was taken to the hospital because someone had bitten her arm.
Really, She wouldn't be a hadrosaur like yourself, would she?
Yes, yes she is.
Luch Break Over
Why do you ask?
No reason. *sip*

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Class, we have a special guest today, Alcoholism is Right Clown.
Thank you Ms.Slappy, I would like to talk about how alcohol ended my marrage, job, friendships but I'm still fine. Look at me now!
Joe! Quit staring at my very large breasts!
I would also like to say Alcohol could makes things interesting. Example. When a hot girl gets drunk, or if your really desperate use some knockout pills.
So that's what the boys keep putting in my cofee.
You'll be fine. Would you like a drink?

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
I can't stand how racist white folks are to us.
They always put us in a stereotype.
I didn't take no stereo
yeah, this time.
I have kids to feed.
Well anyway, welcome to KFC, can I take your order.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Should we attack now brother?
Keep your pants on, we will wait untill the order from the commander.
Want to play game while we wait?
NO.
Hey! I have a great idea, let's make s'mores!
I hate you.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
...so that's how the monkey ripped his eye out.
hmm... interesting.
In local news today, a young man at the zoo was attacked by a monkey after provoking it with banana and then falling in the cage.
Who would be that stupid.
You wouldn't belive what happened to me yesterday.
Let me guess.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Lunch Break
So, how is the boss treating ya?
He laid me off.
What are you going to do?
Eat him.
Lunch Break Over
Don't you hate Mondays.
I know.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Oh! You just got served!
Ha! A black stereotype.
I will destroy your American government!
Ha! An arabian stereotype
I hate those blacks and arabs!
Ha! A redneck stereotype.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Will we ever find out the secrets of why we are here, is there a god, or what's that smell.
You need to relax.
No seriously, what's that smell.
It's probaly Jim the transexual Rabbit.
Looking for a good time.
You really let yourself go Jim.

 

by dbzlord
6-14-04
Did you bring the money?
I'm sorry I couldn't get the money. Please give me another chance.
Too late.
*BANG* I'm dead
I'm not sure you should have killed him.
It's alright, I had subway.

 

by dbzlord
6-15-04
So Brian, I was thinking that we should mix up all the drinks at McDonald's.
Let's try it.
I'll name it "BJ"
For Brian and Joe. Wait. Nevermind.
Twenty Years later
So Joe, How's your BJ
You need help.

 

by dbzlord
6-15-04
Are you from Memphis because your the only ten I see.
I'm a freakin dog.
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
I'm a freakin dog.
Your name should be Campbell, because you are mm-mm-good
That's it. You. Dead.

 

by dbzlord
6-15-04
Lunch Break
So hey, I got a new job at the morturary.
So what do you do there?
Business Talk
I "dispose" of the bodies. *sip*
You know you really sicken me.
Lunch Break Over
Have you noticed how steve been acting lately
You're still wearing that stupid hat!

 

by dbzlord
6-15-04
Will you ever get off?
Why won't you make me.
What a douche face.
Can't you see I'm talking to my friend.
This kid keeps sending pictures of himself to me. Very awkward pictures
Ha! What a douche face.

 

by dbzlord
6-19-04
I came here about a job.
Oh yes, a job. Come with me to the back.
So what do I have to do?
Ohhoho, you will see.
Sean?
It's not what you think!

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