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So, like, i'm so kick-ass, and you're, like, so jealous.

Dullard Part 1

by delicious
7-21-04


	So i got this new car yesterday...


	uh-huh


	And it's got wheels and a motor...


	uh-huh


	And it's got paint, and it runs on gas...


	Dude, I gotta take a shit...

Dullart Part 2

by delicious
7-21-04


	And when I press the horn it goes beep-beep...


	plop... plop... splash


	And it's got these headlights that glow when Iturn the switch on...


	*grunt... fart... plop...*


	And it has seat belts that go all the way over your shoulders...


	**fart... plop... flush**

Dullard Part 3

by delicious
7-22-04


	So we're out at this bar, and we're taking shots...


	uh-huh


	And it's like 9:30 and by this time, i've had 20... no, 30 shots...


	uh-huh


	And we're like not even drunk, so we start to drink gasoline...


	I think they overcharged me on this phone bill!

Dullard Part 4

by delicious
7-22-04


	And so my buddy is chugging back a jerry can of high octane, when this girl walks in...


	I don't remember calling peru!


	And she's like really hot, and starts to make out with all uf us at once...


	I think I'll give the phone company a call...


	And we're all like wow, and she has some shots of gasoline with us...

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