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one day on the hill of judgement......
WTF are you doing???
duuh I' sacraficin myself for YOUR sins
Why on earth would you do that...its painful
really???
well I'm doin it anyway
yo kid, he aint fuckin jokin

 

in the metropolis of sadness
I cant take this world any more
ah me lad, there is another way, read this leaflet
jesus can save you..hmmm....SAVE MEEE JESUS SAVE MEEEEE
on the hill of judgement
fuck off...cant you see I have problems of my own??

 

at the scene of a horrific mass murder by an axe weilding psychopathic lunatic
What happened here kid?
well sir...um..a bad man hurt people and...um...and...um
kid, wasting police tim is an offence punishabale by death in this state
what does "the chair" mean? ah well, i'm in this "prison" whatever that is, I'm sure I'll find out...

 

on a bright day
what you doin fuckhead?
reading this thing on spontanious combustion
DUDE, everyone knows that spontanious combustion isent real, I mean, it it was real anyone could just...
....shit

 
WHAT ?!?

 

hmmm what a beautiful sunset...
....natures majesties never stop amazing me
ahh well, it can enjoy itself now.....***OWWW***

 

one day somewhere.....
we'eve got work to do...what the fuck are you looking at
your fat ugly mum
wow my mums hear really where?
no I dident actually mean she.....
???

 

where did this TV come from...this is the middle of a field for fuck sake
YOUR WATCHING KERRANG ROCK AND NU-METAL
...hey !!!
wierd

 

somewhere, sometime...
Joe the Cornflake has been saying things about your mum
HE HAS, I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS
you cant beat anything that tough he's made of pure cornflake
CORNFLAKE??? I eat cornflakes for breakfast
moron

 

Lennys night off dident go as he planned...
WOW you have the most beautiful eyes
really??
yea, shame your face looks like you got hit by a bus full of suphuric acid
FUCK U
something i said???

 

Lenny fails again.....
I'm really glad we went for that drink...
whys that??
because I'm so wasted, I'll forget I slept with an ugly hoar like you
FUCK U
dammit...

 

lenny feels lucky....
wow, I've finally pulled dont mess it up time....HURRY UP AND GET OUTTA THE BATHROOM
ok, comming, just washing my face
...but fucks up again...
JESUS CHRIST your ugly without makeup
FUCK YOU
...another night with madame palm and her 5 lovely daughters is in store
god dammit....I have to stop screwing up, my right hand is getting blisters

 

computers were never lennys thing
you tried to start an application YOUR PC WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT click OK or CANCEL to cancel
holy shit no...cancel cancel
you have clicked CANCEL your pc will now self destruct
WHAT THE FUCK no you piece of shit I said.......
fucking computer

 

those fuckin basment lightbulbs never work when you need 'em
FUCK....OW...SONOFA....
...SHIT....MY BACK....OW....
OW.....SHIT....AHH.....BOLLOX
DAMN.....FUCK.....WANKER....
....mmmmy b...b...back

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