All comics by discobill

 

by discobill
6-11-10
My bad.

 

by discobill
6-11-10
Hey.
Yeah you, Hey.
Can you scratch my foot? It's really killing me.

 

by discobill
6-11-10
This is getting awkward, I'd better say something..
So.. Uh.. How's it hanging?

 

by discobill
6-11-10
Hey. Do you want some.. You know, Drink?
Oh Christ, I think he's dead.

 

by discobill
6-11-10
Did you know Tiny Jes-
I KNOW NOTHING

 

by discobill
6-15-10
Just wait until he discovers I used ordinary brown bread instead of multigrain.

 

by discobill
6-18-10
Dear Sir. I am writing this letter to inform you that the proliferation of the theft of stop signs simply has to stop.
This ought to stop the bastards.

 

by discobill
6-19-10
You know, I once spent a week not letting anyone see me at all except for my balls.
That was more difficult than you might think.

 

by discobill
6-22-10
Hey, Man. We only have enough bread for 3 people, yet there are 300 coming.
This event is important for the future of the entire world, so I will do what I must.
OK, It's going to be a little longer than expected, I cant find my recipe book.

 

by discobill
6-24-10
Too late did Myrtle realise the horrific truth of the Happy Sun Retirement Village and Butchery.

 

by discobill
6-25-10
This is the greatest of competitions. Not just a test of skill and strength but of mental prowess.
It is a competition with one simple rule.
First guy to die loses.

 

by discobill
6-28-10
Oh heck, that hurt a lot.
Thats why I always told you to open a window first.
I know, I know.. Anyway, I didn't swear, but I'll tell you this: I came pretty fucking close.
Oh my goodness. There is absolutely no need to drop the F-Bomb young man.
What the fuck is the F-bomb?

 

by discobill
7-09-10
So anyway, The others and I... Well, We all came to a sort of agreement.
We all got together and decided a phonebox simply isnt an ideal form of transportation.
Fuck you.

 

by discobill
7-10-10
Hey chief chief hey chief hey hey hey chief hey chief chief chief chief hey hey hey...
chief chief chief hey chief chief hey chief hey...
The hell? what do you want?
WOWSERS.

 

by discobill
7-18-10
I've noticed that in past years that many religions are above the law in certain circumstances.
So based on this, I've recently started a new religion. The Church of the Cannabis Smoking Murder Cannibals That Dont Pay Taxes.
Basically I want an army of rich zombies.

 

by discobill
7-22-10
Honey are you asleep?
ZZz
ZZz
NO, WHY?

 

by discobill
7-22-10
Hi, I'm here about the reference for Bobby.
Oh, he is such a great employee, always on time, such a reliable worker and hardly ever naked.
Hardly ever naked?
Well once, maybe twice a week at the most. Almost never really.
Wouldn't that be a little dangerous at a papermill?
You would think so, but Bobby has the most luxurious soft skin I have ever seen, and well.. he never had a papercut.

 

by discobill
7-22-10
Right then. As a time travelling Scotsman I have only one thing to say to you.
Grow some balls, ya smooth Frenchie pillocks.
And with a satisfactory nod, he was never seen again.
Mr. Kahn, what just happened?
Just that drunk bloody Scot showing up again.

 

by discobill
7-25-10
Apparently the lack of phoenetic Scottish accent isn't authentic enough.
Roight than. As A Toime travallin Scootsman Oi hiv oonly wun thiang tew say tew yoo.
So I made it SUPER authentic and gave everyone a Scottish accent.
Greow sum bawals, ya smooth Frrenchie pillicks.
Ayund wifa sartisfarctory nowd, He woz nevarr seen a'gen
Mestar Karn, Wot jurst 'appuned?
Joost thart droonk blewday Scoot sh'n oop a'gen.

 

by discobill
7-26-10
Get your Jesus on a stick, Get your Jesus on a stick..
I'll buy two, one of which is for my daughter.
Sorry Sir, I only have this one left. All you need to do is to turn around and take it.

 

by discobill
7-26-10
Welp, This here is all your mail, looks a bit like a bill to me. Sorry about that.
I'll just place this envelope into your hand like so...
SONIC BOOM

 

by discobill
7-29-10
Hey.
I'm sorry we argued.
♥

 

by discobill
7-29-10
Really? Go on do it.
No, It's embarrassing.
Oh go on, Show me.
Ok fine..
Well HOO-EE, It really does look like a VAGINA.

 

by discobill
8-09-10
Oh my, who just knocked?
It's me, Reggie the worlds most polite serial killer.
Oh my do come in! Myrtle! It's Reggie! Reggies here!
Now then, remind me, do you have two sugars in your tea?

 

by discobill
8-16-10
Everything in the house has been bitten or chewed. Even my tail! MY OWN BLOODY TAIL!
So anyway, what would be for dinner then?

 

by discobill
9-14-10
So anyway, The others and I... Well, We all came to a sort of agreement.
We all got together and decided a phonebox simply isnt an ideal form of transportation.
Just get out and push.

 

by discobill
9-15-10
I really don't think this 'shining' thing is even trying anymore.

 

discobill
Phuket, Im not going near that place.
by discobill, 9-17-10

 

by discobill
9-26-10
This isn't the sandwich I ordered.
Oh dear, I seem to have made a mistake during the creation process.
let me just go ahead and fix that right up for you.
heh heh heh

 

by discobill
10-31-10
How is it possible to be working here for 18 years and still not realise that the robots arnt held together with nails?
WHAT ROBOTS?
Never mind.

 

by discobill
8-25-11
Okay God, I know I should learn to enunciate properly.
But I said I wished I could be a disc jockey.

 

by discobill
9-07-11
Have you been baking? In a Meth lab?
Yes! I mean.. No!
Well excuse me as I take a sample..
Thats not such a...
Woah! Easy on the cocoa next time.
!

 

by discobill
8-23-13
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

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