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by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
AT THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT
I'M A BENCH
I'M ASIAN MINORTY
THERE SEEMS TO BE A DISTURBANCE HERE
I WILL CLEAN CLOTHES AND WASH DISHES
LATER THAT DAY
I FEEL WELCOME IN NATURAL HABITAT
FUCK IT, I'M NOT TAKING THIS SHIT ANYMORE

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
IN HEAVEN
I'M JESUS
AND I'M JESUS'S BROTHER, JEEEESUS CHRIST!
DUDE WE SO HAVE TO KILL BRYAN ADAMS
HIS SONG "IN HEAVEN" IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD WITH IT'S PHAT BEATS AND FUNKY RHYTHMS
ON A MISSION
WHY THE HELL WOULD BRYAN ADAMS BE HERE?
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
IN NEW YORK
HE SHOULD BE HERE
THERE HE IS
HAHA BRYAN ADAMS I GOT YOU NOW!
I'M NOT BRYAN ADAMS I'M MUTATED PANCAKES
SO OUR QUEST CONTINUES
IN FACT I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND OUR BRYAN ADAMS

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
IN HELL
THE LAIR OF BRYAN ADAMS
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED HE WAS LUCIFER HIMSELF
DIE BRYAN ADAMS
I'M DEAD AND SHIT! OH YEAH - WTC CAN BE EXPLOITED FOR FUN AND PROFIT - JUST BUY MY GUIDE!
DUDE THAT WAS RYAN ADAMS
WELL, HONEST MISTAKE

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
IN THE DESERT
HAHA I SEE HIM
THE TENDER SONGWRITER OF SUMMER OF 69 WILL BE NO MORE
HAHA BRYAN ADAMS GOT YOU NOW
HAHAHAHA IT IS YOU WHO IS TRAPPED MY GHETTO FRIEND....CRUCIFICTION!
OHSHIT
SZPLUG!

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
I'M A GOAT....NAMED LAMMY!!!
AND I ASIAN
EVERYTHING IS FAIL
ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
STROKE MY BEARD PRETTY LADY
WHY IS LAMMY A GOAT? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
THIS IS REALLY LAMMY...MY SPIRIT POSSESED THAT GOAT
OHH THIS IS THE ONE I GIVE SUCK SUCKY TO
SHOULDN'T WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
SUCKY SUCKY
OHH DEAR YOU ARE KAARDE IN DISGUISE
LUCKY GUESS

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
HELLO KAARDE
HELLO ZAMROS
WE NEED TO START A NEW CONTINGENT
SUCK OFF ALL ZZTERS
WE GOTTA GET LAMMY FIRST
BUT IT CAN'T BE ME....OH I WANT THAT SWEET YUMMINESS

 

by emerging_lurker
12-21-01
ZAM...I MEAN ASIAN SUCK SUCKY IS HERE FOR BIG DRACO MAN
YAY NOW LICK MY ASS
DO YOU LIKE ASS LICKING
YES NOW SHOW ME PRIVATES....JESUS! PENIS.....YOU'RE ZAMROS!
THE JIG IS UP...SORRY HOLMES, BUT MORIARTY HAS BEEN EXPOSED
WHO CARES LETS GO ANYWAY

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