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by erin
2-28-04

 

by erin
2-28-04

 

by erin
2-29-04
Hey did you hear something?
Like a security guard?
SHHHHH

 

by erin
3-28-04
I hate a man who rapes the land..
But, economic growth is good!
Jesus Christ.. what happened?

 

by erin
3-31-04
You will buy things you don't need.. You'll will buy big SUVS... You will watch TV for the commercials...
yeah... man, i want new nike shoes, i gotta have at least six more pairs of jeans, lots and lots of junk food...
Hey, Kid.. fuck the man!! You don't need that shit...
I don't??

 

by erin
3-31-04
No way.. the more you consume, the more you pay..
and its not just you who's paying. There's BROADER social and enviromental costs.
So... you're saying i shouldn't buy another pair of shoes? But what about a new hoodie?

 

by erin
4-01-04
I hate a man who rapes the land!
But economic growth is good!
Jesus christ.. what the fuck happened?
the man raped the land..

 

by erin
4-01-04
Would you like to try a Number Five today?
Ugh... didn't you just graduate... from college?
maybe.
I majored dance.

 

by erin
4-01-04
Hey there, Ashley.. look at what i found..
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you, Dear Ashley
Happy Birthday to you, Dear Ashley
Asian girls who want to sing you Happy Birthday!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

 

by erin
4-02-04
Ask me if i'm an orange?
Uhhh.. are you an orange?
NO! DUH!
HAHAHAHA!
You're a fucking moron.

 

by erin
4-02-04
What's your deal?
I got TREES!
?
Hook me up..

 

by erin
4-02-04
Yes, sir.
...Right, so, then he gives me a ticket!! Fuck it, I hate THE MAN!!
Dude-
You are The Man.

 

by erin
4-04-04
Outide Weld bathroom..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
It's her electric razor.
rriiiiight.

 

by erin
4-04-04
Wells girls were asked- or not asked, but ansered anyway- What does Wells need?
*intimadating-popular-butch-dyke-girl* more cute freshi dykes!!
*Jesse* boys. and things to do. someplace to go.
*art friend* Cable in the dormrooms. another art professor. Not to fire Prof. Roberts, I mean, he's a great man, CRAZY, a little old, shaky, CRAZY...*on and on and on*
*international-girls* Healthier food. Better food. More support. is this bubble we are in here, is this America?
*Emma* More of a college town around it.
*Emma* Or a college town around it.

 

by erin
4-05-04
Today’s children and teenagers in America are bombarded with advertisements over and over, everyday. From the time that we first watch T.V., we are being advertised to.
We are told that we want more toys, cooler clothes, music, movies, anything and everything. And we can have it, as long as we can afford it.
Overall, this hasn’t made us happier. This hasn’t made our lives all that much richer or more enjoyable.
Of course, this could be disputed. Some one could say that they wouldn’t be as happy if they couldn’t go out and buy a new pair of shoes every once in a while.
But I would say to them, that they are what’s wrong with the world.
Get off the pedestal, kid. We don't give a fuck.

 

by erin
4-05-04
Maybe if we had to stop consuming as much, we'd look for other ways to satifisies our many desires.
like masturbation?
If we didn't need to spend so much money, we could work less, and spend more time at home, with our kids.
no, as a kid, I don't think that's a good idea.
You're going to enviromentalism hell.
as long as you won't be there.

 

by erin
4-06-04
12:30 AM: Wells girl sits in artroom, listening to waterpipes and a ghost humming.
Just go away, stupid wells ghost..
Wells girl runs back to dorm.
Weld Dorm, 1 AM: Wells girl runs into creepy transgender kid.
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!
Hi, I'm Will. Do you wanna talk about gender issues?

 

by erin
4-06-04
I'm Mindor. I came from a galaxy far away to be educated the American way.
I chose Wells for a number of reasons. First off, I knew that my strange gait and bad odor would not offend them.
Secondly, I knew that if Wells girls could accept Will- the creepy transgendered kid- that they could accept me.
Thirdly, I knew that if Will could get ass here, so could I.
hhheeeyyy... I resent that. And to show just how much I resent that, I am going to go email the whole campus and let them know that you are an alien AND you hate TRANSGENDERS!!
No, Will, I don't hate transgenders. I hate you.

 

by erin
4-06-04
Straight girls don't stay straight for long inside the Wells bubble.
Hi. I'm Kate. I wrote an article in the Wells newspaper that I was straight as an arrow and even Karrie couldn't switch me over.
Then, I went to the Baby Dyke Party. Vagina is fun.
Nikki and Kristen.
Hi. I'm Nikki. I had a steady boyfriend for three years before I came to Wells. Then I met Kristen. I told my boyfriend I was a lesbian and now Kristen and me have lots of sex.
Lots and lots of hot lesbian sex.
Hi. I'm Sam. I came all the way from California for some great New York Girl Ass at Wells.
I took Kate's girl virginity. I will take your's too.

 

by erin
4-06-04
Art Class.. Erin listens to Rebecca talk..
I feel like Prof Robert's is really old and doesn't know what he's talking about.
I feel like watching Prof Robert's paint a circle for an HOUR is really fucking boring.
I FEEL LIKE I could kick your ass.
I feel like you definitely couldn't. I would definitely kick YOUR ASS!! I jump off cliffs. I've almost broken every bone in my body. *Goes on to tell story for the next hour.*
Do you know what I feel like?
shut up.

 

by erin
4-06-04
Erin and Rebecca talk some more...
I feel like you're a total bitch.
Ugh.. yeah..
At least I don't destroy other people's personal property.
But YOU WANT TO!!
You're right.
I am a bitch.

 

by erin
4-06-04
In other news today, Two ninja's were seen vandalizing SUVs. We're not going to tell you why, our sponsers won't allow it.
DAMN! We got to do something people will find out about!!
We got to FREE THE PEOPLE!!
FUCK CORPORATE GREED AND MAINSTREAM MEDIA OUTLETS. FUCK UNNECCESSARY CONSUMPTION AND PLASTIC BAGS. BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK SUVS!!!

 

by erin
4-07-04
I'm addicted.
I don't think you smoke that much pot..
No.. to Stripcreator.com
oohh. well, it could be worse.
You could be Possums.
I wonder if he even has a job.

 

by erin
4-07-04
Heeeyy...
You look nice today, Erin..
YEAH, BABY!!
maybe we should get my dildo..

 

by erin
4-07-04
MMMMMM... smell that..?
it's skunk.
EXACTLY.
Don't tell me you like the smell of skunk?
It reminds me of Lewis County weed.

 

by erin
4-09-04
Time for questions..
So let me get this straight..
The Egyptians and Phoenicians influenced Greek culture, which the Greeks had proof of.
Then, Europeans changed history, because the Egyptians and Phoenicians were from warm climates, which would go against the European theory that people from colder cultures were better..
Thereby, giving the Greeks all the credit for civilization.
And people believed this.
Exactly.

 

by erin
4-10-04
YOU'RE MY HERO!
I love you..
Take my virginity..

 

by erin
4-10-04
How's the birthday girl doing?
Oooohhh.... i went to Applebee's and they sang me happy birthday!! It was soooo nice!!
two weeks later...
Hey, Grandma, How are you doing??
Do you remember my birthday?? When all the people at Applebee's sang me happy birthday?? All the staff!! OOOhhh... it was sssoooo nice.
one month later...
Hello there, honey!! I was just thinking about my birthday!! I went to Applebee's and they sang me happy birthday!! One of the girl's even gave me a hug!! Can you believe it?? It was soo...
Let me guess, nice?

 

by erin
4-13-04
Hey.. guess what??
I lost my virginity!!
BEFORE ME???
Yup... this weekend.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
That's great!

 

by erin
4-13-04
Jenn and Erin coming back from Rome..
I've had more fun. I miss Alexis and Amber!
Wait.. Now, i remember why I stopped calling you..
a super ghetto rap song comes on the radio...
Heeeyy.. this song reminds me of us last year..
Jenn... we were white potheads living quite comfortably in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Jenn gets a good idea!
Let's roll a fat blunt!!!
Now I remember why I started calling again...

 

by erin
4-13-04
Let's Bomb all the Factories
That make all the wanna be's.
Hollywood, Polygram Records, American Idol, clear channel, all the malls, credit card companies (YAY FIGHTCLUB), Haliburton, Royal Caribbean Cruises, Rockwell International, banks
Disney, Nike, Walmart, McDonalds, Coco-cola, MTV, any advertising company, the auto industry, Con Agra, Costain Coal Incorporated, Teledyne Industries, energy companies.. yeah, there's more..
Let's burst all the bubbles
That make all the wannabe's!!

 

by erin
4-13-04
More art discussions between Erin and Becka..
He'd have to be beautiful, maybe intelligent.. if i had to talk to him, funny but not too funny, like silly. Cool, very very cool. And punk, but not too punk, like cool punk..
Definitly punk. and a little geeky. Definitely intelligent. He'd have to like Floggy Molleys. And be Irish... oooohh... Irish..
Maybe a skinhead.. or dreads.. or sort of long, dark, parted on the side. Skinny but tough. But not too tough, i'd like to be able to kick his ass.
Hmmm.. definitely skinny and tough. I don't care about his looks too much. But he'd definitly have to be Irish.
We need to transfer out of here..
Oh, yeah..

 

by erin
4-13-04
Hmmm... A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection.
A renunciation of one's right or claim.
No, no.. I take full responsibility for everything I say..
even when you're drunk?
errrr.... Only when I'm talking about masterbation.

 

by erin
4-14-04
Becka asks Nore what she wants..
Hmmm...
Happines?
Noo...
Money?
Noo...
To get laid?

 

by erin
4-14-04
EX FUCKING ACTLY!
errr...
and, of course, the destruction of corporate America..
oh, yeah, definitely.. that almost goes without saying..
And to be called Nore..
yeah, sure, Erin...

 

by erin
4-14-04
Nore, her mom, and their neighbor talk about their weekend..
And then, Micah started dancing all crazy..
Oooohh.. Micah.. He's up here?? Isn't that that boy you like, Nore?
No Mom.. I want his brother, Sam..
If Sam was up, i knew what i'd be doing..
Who says that?? To their Mom!!

 

by erin
4-14-04
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Why does everybody think i'm a moron?
Because you are...

 

by erin
4-14-04
Ugh.. referencing early Garbage comic..
You sang the lyrics wrong, man.
Well.. it was your fault..

 

by erin
4-17-04
Hey, girls, I got to go... I gotta go the bathroom..
Oh, no, come on, Polly, just piss in the woods.
No, no, I have to go. And I can't do this in the woods!
What, Polly? C'mon.. You're from Montanna.. all you do is shit in the woods and shoot bears..
Hahaha.. funny.. No, I REALLY HAVE TO GO!! I'll be back..
POLLY- you're really gonna walk away from smoking this pot to take a shit??

 

by erin
4-18-04
I"M TYLER, BITCH!
I feel like if you were Tyler, then you could kick the shit out of me. But you can't. I'm Tyler. I'll kick the shit out of you..
AHAHAHA!!!!
DAMN IT!! YOU WILL GO DOWN BITCH... as soon as I can get up..

 

by erin
4-19-04
So, Nore, what's going on?
Damn it. What was the question?

 

by erin
4-19-04
You do not need to go around telling boys you want to get laid. It makes it too easy, we don't like that.
ugh… being badass is not important… you don’t have to try so hard… just be cool, you know?
And most importantly, show everyone your swiss army knife.
Just pass me the bowl, man.

 

by erin
4-19-04
I feel like you have to establish some rules. I mean, don't you?
Don't you think so too?
Huh?
Rules, man, rules. I've been talking with some others, and we feel that...
Right.. I don't care.

 

by erin
4-20-04
Watch out for the god kids. Even when it seems like they might be cool. It's part of their plan. Watch them. They could be praying for you.
They like to tell you that you have a hole in you, you're empty, and Jesus is the only thing that can fill it.
I used to be a bad kid.
I used to look at porn magazines and masturbate.
But now, now I have something to live for.
A different kind of masturbation.

 

by erin
4-20-04
I can't believe this! I just found out when of my good friends from high school is pregnant. We just graduated from high school last year!!
yeah.. wow.
cool.
I know some one pregnant my age.
me too.
It's not a very big deal, really.

 

by erin
4-20-04
Don't worry. I know what we'll tell them.
Don't worry about this illusion of smoke,
I promise, it's just an illusion.

 

by erin
4-22-04
Arik uses sarcasm to hide his jealousy..
you're awesome.
FIGHTCLUB IS SOOO ORGINAL.
I didn't ask you to talk to me.

 

by erin
4-22-04
Nore starts thinking agian...
How'd your Four Twenty go?
marathoning it, music, teatime in macmillan, carrides, "My so-called-life" making me cry..
.. benching it, Fightclub, Thelma and Louise, Caitlin and a Sex on the Beach, the crack pipe..
OOoohhh.. the crack pipe..

 

by erin
4-24-04
Railey, Starbuck, Jesse, Sylvia and Nore on a blanket behind the student union..
So.. what should we call ourselves?
Wu Kappa Pi..?
Getting stoned for Antigone Rising..
No, no.. That's the larger organization, we're worthy of our own name..
umm.. FCA?
A really, really cool band.. :)
Could this be considered participating in an FCA mission?
Sure, here we are, NOT spending our money in malls, but in the underground economic sector.. *hits Lady Stardust*

 

by erin
4-25-04
Absolute deprivation- lack of minimal necessities for sustaining life.
Relative deprivation- a feeling of lack that comes from comparing oneself with someone who has more.
My Mom bought me diamond earings, and a new laptop for my birthday. And clothes, of course.
Damn it, all my mom bought me were clothes and new c.ds.
FCA deprivation- make-shift bongs, particapiting in the underground economic sector whenever possible, and wearing your only pair of shoes until the sides split open.
Damn it, I'm gonna have to buy new shoes..
No.. hey, I've got a sewing machine back in my room..

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