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by fallingdove
12-25-03
I finally registered onto Stripcreator after being a long time guest.
Did you know that you registered on Christmas day? Mere coincidence?
Yeah... mere coincidence. That's it.
What? You thought it would be funny or something registering on Christmas day?
Say one more thing and I shoot.

 

by fallingdove
12-25-03
Say sweetie, I'm hungry. Do you want to get something to eat?
Sure.
How about some McDonald's?
Hmmm... how about we go somewhere fancy? It is a Saturday night, and I do get tired of McDonald's.
How about some Jack In The Box?
Sounds like a plan.

 

by fallingdove
12-25-03
Yeah, I'm here to tell you that the airplane was highjacked by terrorists and me and a few other people stopped them.
Oh my God! Are you ok?!
I'm fine, but the plane is going to crash and we're all going to die. I have little time, but I have one more thing to say before I die.
*Sob* Nooo... I love you! I love you!
They didn't serve me my complimentary peanuts.

 

by fallingdove
12-26-03
Did you get your girl what she wanted for Chrstmas?
Yeah, I got her what she wanted and a little bit more.
Like what?
After I got the shoes she wanted, I bought her a leather belt, lingerie, and a gift certificate to her favorite coffee shop.
Damn. How did you afford all of that?
Remember the jar of spare change I keep under my bed? That's where I hide my Mom's credit card.

 

by fallingdove
12-26-03
Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Err...
Well...?
Well, tell me?
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

 

by fallingdove
12-26-03
You want to buy all this beer?
Yeah dude, me and my buddies are having a wild party tonight, it's going to rock! You want to come?
Can I see some ID please?
I don't got any with me. Can't you tell I'm over 21?
Nope.
Aww shit, did my backwards hat give it away?

 

by fallingdove
12-26-03
I've got a joke for you!
Sweetie, are you ok?
Oh shush, listen to my joke. What do socks eat?
I don't know.
They eat feetza! Get it?!
I have a million reasons why I love you. This, is not one of them.

 

by fallingdove
12-26-03
Psst... over here!
Huh?
Hey dude, can you score me some beer at that liquor store?
Errr...
Can you?
Why don't you do it yourself? You look 21.

 

by fallingdove
12-27-03
Hmmm...
Enlarge your penis today!
It doesn't work...
Up to a 3 inch enlargment!
Damn you and your lies! I only grew an inch! An inch!

 

by fallingdove
12-27-03
Hmmm, how about we go somewhere to do it... ya know...
I guess the bedroom doesn't cut it anymore huh?
No, it's not that. We should try some place new. You know, spice things up a little?
Sure.
Your basement is a great place to play Monopoly.
I get the thimble.

 

by fallingdove
12-28-03
Hey, are you ready to go?
Err... who are you?
It's me, your girlfriend?
Imposter! My girlfriend doesn't wear those kind of clothes.
Yes, I do. I just took off my hoodie.
Upon inspection, I have concluded that you are indeed my girlfriend. And did I mention that I really, really, really, love you?

 

by fallingdove
12-28-03
Hehehe... mmm...
Mmm... yeah...
Hehehe... take off your pants...
Ohhh sweetie... I love you...
Hey, why did you turn on the light?
Could you not say "I love you" when we're about to have sex? It really turns me off.

 

by fallingdove
1-01-04
Mmmm... ohh yeah... yeahhh!
Mmm... sweetie... almost the new year!
3...2...1... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hehe...
See... it's times like these where you can say "I love you" too me.

 

by fallingdove
1-05-04
Violence is not the answer man.
You don't say...?
Yes man, if there were no guns on this planet, everything thing would be alright.
Oh, is that so?
Would you mind running that by me again? Huh? Huh?

 

by fallingdove
1-05-04
A little boy walks into an ice cream parlor and is seated by a disgruntled waitress.The waitress gives the boy his menu and the boy asks: "How much is two scoops of ice cream?"
Okay...
"It's two dollars" she said rudely. The little boy puts his hands in his pockets and says "I'll take one scoop of ice cream" Then the waitress takes the menu. She leaves and comes back with his scoop.
Okay...
When the waitress came back to give the boy his bill, he found the boy gone and two dollars on the table. One dollar was for the one scoop and the other was for her tip. Isn't that a cute story?
Yeah, I guess. But one question comes to mind, what flavor ice cream did the boy have?

 

by fallingdove
1-06-04
My sweetie is on a trip with her family. What am I to do?
Oh, I can watch the naughty videos we made over and over again.
Then again, we didn't make any naughty videos to begin with.

 

by fallingdove
1-06-04
A very challenging game of Monopoly.
A las, I lost.
That's odd, I didn't know I could lose to myself.

 

by fallingdove
1-24-04
Hey, what just happened here?
A crash between two cars. A fine mess they put out here.
Ouch, are the people alright?
No, one person in each car. Both of them dead.
Did you take their wallets before you wheeled them off?
Pssh... I'm a cop, not an ambulance driver.

 

by fallingdove
2-10-04
Hey man, what are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm rockin' out man!
Well, what are you "rockin' out" too?
Some hardcore Good Charlotte baby!
I'll give you five seconds to turn your back and run.
HOLLLD ONNN IF YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING GO!

 

by fallingdove
2-11-04
Let's take this to my bed okay?
*Love Scene*
Sweetie, you're the only guy I've been with that does that. I love it!
Am I the only guy that cries after sex?

 

by fallingdove
2-29-04
GOD, I feel so bloated!
Me too! My boobs are sore and I'm cramping in my stomach!
Grrr... shut up! I don't want to hear it!
Heyyy! Don't shout at me! I feel ugly! I HATE YOU!
NO! I HATE YOU!
Jeeze! Are you on your rag too?

 

by fallingdove
3-31-04
Alright bitch, the brawl is going down right here, tommorrow at 3:00. Oh man, I'm going to fucking kill you. Bring whoever you want, cause they'll be fucking kill them too.
Who to call...?
... so that's the story. Are you going to help me or what?
Sure. I'll be there.
I'm glad you made it.
So where's the punk that's messing with my sweetie?

 

by fallingdove
4-01-04
I think we need a new hobby.
Yeah, Monopoly is boring now.
How about we play Russian Roulette with my gun?
Sweetie, your gun is just a water pistol. It's not as exciting as having real gun.
Fine. I'll fill it up with extra hot water.
Whoah, do you want us killed or something?

 

by fallingdove
4-04-04
Hey, what are you doing in there?
Err... I... you know... I'm doing it?
Well can't I come in? Maybe I can help you? Hehehe...
No, no... I'm okay here. We'll go out after.
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!"
Well, can you save some for me later sweetie? Hehe!
Gotcha.

 

by fallingdove
4-06-04
Ahhh, the great outdoors! So wide and open! Makes me tear up with excitment.
The grass! Green as ever! The trees exploding with growth! How lovely!
The animals are alive! I feel so alive! I just... OWW! OWW!
Sorry sweetie, my tongue slipped.

 

by fallingdove
4-08-04
Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah...
Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah...
So what you're saying is that we're breaking up?

 

by fallingdove
4-08-04
WAIT!
HEY, hold on! You didn't even give me a reason why! You can't do this to me!
HELLO?! Didn't you read the first comic of this series?

 

by fallingdove
4-08-04
I miss him so much right now!
Aww... girl, you don't need a man to make you happy! All you need are your girlfriends!
I know... I know! But I miss... I miss...!
You miss what?
I miss all the naughty things we do! I miss all the amazing sex we have!
Wait, you're the girl right?

 

by fallingdove
4-08-04
I can't stop thinking about her man. She's everywhere to me.
Cheer up. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
I know but... when I close my eyes, it's her I see.
Err...
She's everything I know that makes me believe, I'm not alone. You know?
Who are you? Michelle Branch?

 

by fallingdove
4-10-04
I had to call you. I don't think I can go on like this.
...
I've been thinking a lot and for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I miss you so much, and I know you feel the same way.
...
Please, can I just see you? Even for just five minutes?
*Sniff* That was beautiful man. This is her brother. She's not home but if I was your boyfriend, I'd take you back!

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
Oh man, oh man! I need a present!
What to get her? WHAT TO GET HER!
Wait... what is this?

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
Oh my! It's her locket! And it's still in my room!
No wonder I named this comic "Your Locket Is Still In My Room"

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
I've got the gift! Time to get my sweetie back!
OPEN UP! I need to talk to you! HEYYY! OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
WOULD YOU QUIT BANGING ON MY DOOR?! It's me! How about you try going four houses down, you dumbass!
I knew I should of used mapquest.com!

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
*SOB SOB SOB*
Sweetie! I'm here!
Wha... how did you get in?
I kinda broke the door open by ramming into it.
Didn't that hurt?
Just a broken arm or two.

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
What are you doing here? *sob*
I'm here... because I came to return your locket.
Oh my gosh! I've been looking every where for it!
Here...
Thank you swee...
No problem, I'll be going now.

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
Wait... don't go!
Why not? It looks like you've been doing fine without me.
What are you talking about? You saw me crying! I'm a wreck without you!
I'm a wreck without you too!
So... what now?
I uhh... dunno! Hey, you dropped the locket!

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
Where did it go?
Oh oh! I found it!
Awww... look at us in the picture sweetie!
Yeah, hehe.. that was one of the best nights of my life.
*MAJOR MAKE-OUT SCENE*

 

by fallingdove
5-11-04
I'm so glad we're back together sweetie!
I am too!
To think I would of never came.
Yeah, what made you decide to come over?
Well, when I saw the your locket it reminded me of you. Plus, I had a friend help me, Matchbook_Romance.
Matchbook who?

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