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by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Confessions & Sessions
You know, Killing isn't all its cracked up to be..
Seriously, Its depressing.
And these stains are a bitch to get out.

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Goafer finally reaches lvl8 for the third time.
Hey guys, I'm Level 8 again!!
This time stay away from PK'ers
a VERY short while later....
Hey, Mister will you be my Friend?
Sure, come here.
The chase begins.
FFS

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Nathan met Laura 3 years to the day.
You know we have been friends for 3 years now...
Yes hes gunna pop the question!!
Don't you think its time we.... got... closer?
YESS!!! HE IS
Could I have a blowjob?
...

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
IRC
[21:14] Jesus, The Holy, has attained level 36! Next level in 1 day, 10:51:38.
Man I soo totally Pwn at IdleRPG
[21:14] Jesus [65/286] has challenged The_Devil [54/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Jesus's clock.
Why setting IRC to auto reconnect is wise.
[23:05] * Jesus has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
No No No No...

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Jimmy likes teh womens
Hell yeah, you get your boulders out on webcam!
Man im horny!
Windows is shutting down.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 15!!!!

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Skippy To the rescue...
*Chirp Chripy Chirp*
Whats that Skip? A Monkey's trapped in an overturned boat, and the water is full of monkey eating Pirahna?
more info.
*Chirp Chripy Chirp Chip*
And you want me to come and rescue the monkey so that I can be home intime to record Neighbours?
Fuckstix
*Chirp*
Oh.. You want my money.

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Goafer leads Jimmy to a hole he just recently discovered.
Its just over here.
But since when has things gone well for Goafer?
Oooo a slime... How hard can it be?
... point made?

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
The Warriors.
You know Jim, I've been thinking. Why is it that when we kill a few monsters I suddenly able to take more damage?
Its called levels
The Theories.
But what IS levels? I didn't mutate, I'm still me, yet I can now take more damage. And also my sword does more damage too.
Yes you leveled up.
The Put Downs.
So let me guess, It is the almighty God of Tibia who watches over us. He grants us special powers when we do well?
You take RolePlaying way too far!

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
The Valkyrie and The Demon
You know. I grow sick of killing players.____ Mabey we should give it up and go hunt some trolls like they do.
BAHAHAHAHAHA Oh god *sigh*
BAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAH

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
At 2:00am Roger is finally in bed.
ZzZzZz
3:00 hes up to check PA
Oh good... No new incomming
3:10 Roger is back to sleep... for an hour or so
ZzZzZzZ

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Rodney Carrington Goes to the slammer.
Hey common fucker let me out.
I ain't kiddin! Let me out
shut up and go play with your cell mate.
Oh. you called him fucker... He'll letcha right outta here. ________________ ________________ Nope.
Really?

 

by fizzyxl
5-09-05
Door to door sales people... when will they learn.
GOD IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR SINS!!! YOU MUST REPENT! GET THE DEVIL OUT, YOU ARE TAKEN BY THE EVIL.
*SLAM*
But there's allways next time.
Mabey I should try "God loves you".

 

by fizzyxl
5-10-05
Bloody Rangers.
Heres those spears you wanted Jon.
Thank-you Sigmond.
Wait.... Its too heavy for me.
Wha the hell are you carrying?
Well... I have : short sword, fire sword long sword, battle axe, hand axe, fire staff, wind staff, ice rapier, fishing rod, 20 fish, 5 meat, 2 daggers and 500GP
Your an idiot.

 

by fizzyxl
5-10-05
only 2 weeks to go.
I Can't believe we are finally doing this.
Yeah I know, im so happy.
You've got a banana as the something yellow, and your brace from when you were 12... which is quite old.
And I've also borrowed my friends vibrator. I still need the something new.
I knew something here would be normal.
Shut up and look for the shoes.

 

by fizzyxl
5-11-05
So...What do you think of your meal?
Errr..
What do you mean "errr"?
Errr..
My blood and sweat went into that meal!!!
Oh thats what that taste was!!!

 

by fizzyxl
5-12-05
We have a puzzle here, Inspector Lonnrot
Indeed. Indeed! What do you think happened here?
I think some one died, or was murdered.
And that's where you're wrong.
We did find the body.
Well I guess my jobs done then.

 

by fizzyxl
5-12-05
Congratumalations Mr. Tony! You wanna go WMD huntin' again?
No thank-you Bushy, My people apparanetly Don't like you.
WAAAA? you actumally do what they ask you???
...
Damn, you shoulda seen the look on your face there!!! HAHAHA

 

by fizzyxl
5-13-05
*Snigger*
BUY NEW HEAD AND SHOULDERS! NOW WITH ADDED AMINOPEPTIAQUADASE. GAURANTEED SHINE!!
amino pepti aqua dase? Must be good for you! TV said so!
*And Mens Too*
NEW JUST FOR MEN! TARGETS ONLY GREY HAIRS... WITH OUR NEW LASER GUIDED NANO BOTS!

 

by fizzyxl
5-13-05
Simple games always turn nasty.
OMFG I PWND J00. You're a Fvckin n00b
You gunna CRY?? CRY BABY!! YOUR GUNNA CRY. I KNOW YOUR GUNNA CRY.
MY FACE!!

 

by fizzyxl
5-14-05
Star Wars Joke
LUKE.
FATHER?
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS.
BUT HOW?
I FELT YOUR PRESENTS.

 

White Lies are Good Lies.
You like my hair?
Um... not really
by fizzyxl, 5-14-05

 

by fizzyxl
5-14-05
Maths.
Ok, Now please turn to excercise a) part i.
Draw Acute Angle.
___________Doodle Doodle__________
What's that?
It's A cute Angel

 

by fizzyxl
5-15-05
You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.
Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.
As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!
I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.
But this thong is beginning to chafe!

 

by fizzyxl
5-15-05
You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.
Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.
As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!
I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.
And?
She says hi.

 

by fizzyxl
5-15-05
You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.
Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.
As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!
I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.
did it work?
Now even I refuse to sleep with me!

 

by fizzyxl
5-17-05
Mr. Gibson finally managed to get Gabe to come on the field trip.
A..a.aa.ssss you seeee Gabe
Th..h..this is an ig.g...gneoussss rock.
You're gunna fuck me aren't you Sir?

 

by fizzyxl
5-19-05
and ACTION
Master Skywalker! What should we do, there are too many of them!
Damn, could you have said that any more mono-tone?
CUT!!!
Mabey, I only learnt to read 2 weeks ago, but I could try!
Sure! and u'll get this saber through ur ass!
OK take 2.. ACTION
****erherm**** Master Skywalker! What should we do, there are too many of them!
Eat saber bitch.

 

by fizzyxl
5-23-05
Maura Always was a bit of a Sexaholic.
I wonder what having sex with a midget is like?
Lie down babe, Ill show you
Mabey this was too far.
OMG OMG OMG THATS IT!!!!
That, WAS AMAZING!!!
You wait till you try my other leg!

 

by fizzyxl
5-23-05
A midget walks into a public restroom, and walks up to the urinals next to a guy. He pulls up some midget stepladders and unrinates. He then turns to the man next to him.
WOW those are the nicest testicles I have ever seen!
Er, thank-you?! Erm you have.. a nice pair of steps...
Can I touch them? I mean they are SO nice!
I guess there would be no Harm in that
The midget Grabs hold!
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I JUMP!
Aw crap.

 

by fizzyxl
5-23-05
Ahhh, so that's how you got in here!

 

by fizzyxl
6-24-05
Don't mess with a guy in a beret
Duuuude, Gimme a go on that game maaaan!
Nah im good! go play with yourself.
Maaan, Don't make me use my super awsome omfg wth super hell yeah wtfpwnd powers on you!!!! DUUUDE
you dont have Super awsome wtf omg bullshit in my ass powers.
I stand corrected

 

Posh Assholes (and big brother)
Right now I would be mounting my horse and sipping on some £500 champagne whilst my butler pleasures my genitalia in a fellatio manner.
Right now I would be stripping off for a camera JUST FOR ATTENTION!
by fizzyxl, 6-24-05

 

by fizzyxl
6-28-05
Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it?
Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.
But Adolf was gay! it says so in his book, "I'm Camp"
*sigh*

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