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by flesler
9-17-05
Just another long day of hard work
well...another job well done....
yeah, well
Good job Charlie...just get rid of Buddah and we'll rule the market...
Will Continue....
Excuse me sir, where can i find Buddah...?
Well....the second door on the right...

 

by flesler
9-18-05
And so our hero went to kill the great Buddah
Here you are...i come to destroy you in the name of the only God...
So you finally found me...I guess we'll have to fight.
You don't need to bother, I will finish with you quickly and without pain.
You are underestimating my power, maybe because you don't know my real body..you will pay idiot
Will Continue....
Oh my God you are....you are....oh....
Now you will know what suffer is Charlie...I will show you and your God who the One is...

 

by flesler
9-18-05
In the last Chapter...
Oh my God you are....you are....oh....
Now you will know what suffer is Charlie...I will show you and your God who the One is...
Ahhhhh!....God help me please!!!
Take this Charlie...suffer, feel the power of the fire!
Will Continue....
Oh God, I died, I disappointed you
Don't you worry, you will come back and you will finish your mission, but you will go as an angel of mine...

 

by flesler
9-18-05
Thank God for giving me another chance, I won't disappoint you this time.
Charlie this will be your new form, now go to the Hell and defeat this damn Satan.
In Hell...
Its me you damn devil, Charlie, I came to destroy you, and this time you will be the one that will suffer.
Who are you? whats a fucking angel doing in my place?
Will Continue....
Prepare to die...!

 

by flesler
9-18-05
And so the final battle begins...
Die bastard...!
Haha you idiot, die in the name of your damn God!
Will Continue...
Ahhh....I'm dying...ahhhh....
Haha, you got what you deserve, die once and for all...

 

by flesler
9-18-05
And so, the battle ended...
So Satan, you're finally mine. You will spend the rest of your days in a place a lot worse than this poor hell...HaHaHa..
Nooooooooooo!!
God..I succesed.. I killed the Satan, now You are the lord of the universe..
Thank you Charlie, you will be the ethernal hero of all times...you will be rembered forever... congratulations!!
The End
And that's the story of how Charlie became the legend he is...don't you have some money man?
Get a job idiot

 

by flesler
9-27-05
Honey, if you are not busy, would you look for the remote control? I will be thankful to you forever..
Oh man, he's so rude...I miss Carlos ..
Hey you, dirty slut, get your fat ass to here now and look for my fucking dam remote control before I beat you again...please..
oh...what a man...
I hate when they don't say please...

 

by flesler
9-27-05
Baby..can you make silence for a while..? I'm writing something beautiful for you.
Oh god look how does he ask me for silence...I really miss Carlos..
4 months before...
Yo' fucking bitch, you talk too much...give your mouth a better use and give me a blowjob so you shut the fuck up..NOW
now..
He was a real man...

 

by flesler
9-27-05
Please mom I don't want to go....
Come on kid its getting late..we must go...
But mummy, I don't want to, please lets stay..
Young man, you are giving me a headache, take your things and we go.
I hate going to Grandma's house....

 

by flesler
9-28-05
What happened here sir? can you explain me?
Well kid, there are some people in the world that hate the rest, you see..and so those many try to hurt us, the humanity.
And what's the reason they hate us? what did we do?
Nothing kid, there are some things that are not cause by guilt, it's...business kid..
And what will happen if no one stops them?
It's really hard to know kid....

 

by flesler
9-28-05
Hi sir, what do you have that bomb for..
I'm fighting for my nation's freedom...
And what does Freedom mean sir?
It means being able to do what you want to do...
Like killing people sir?
......

 

by flesler
9-28-05
If a kill people for our cause, things then will be different...
Our nation will live like we used to live, before those bastards ruined us.
And how did you live before sir?
......

 

by flesler
9-28-05
Wow Baby, what an erection you have today...and...what!...you have 2 penises!!
What?! Honey I don't feel anything turn on the light now!
Fuck I don't find the button...fuck ...fuck..
Run Pepe run!!!
HiHi...let's do it again tomorrow....

 

Baby, I swear I didn't cheat you...
by flesler, 9-28-05

 

by flesler
9-28-05
Wow, a real ninja...I can believe I see a real ninja..
Uh?
Oh mighty ninja, teach me your secrets, I want to be like you..
Uh?
Uh?
Uh?

 

by flesler
9-28-05
Oh honey you are so soft..
...and so in shape baby..
..and so ... ¿big?...
...and so ¿HAIRY?..OH MY GOD!!!
Hi sir... sorry to bother you..but you started...and well...I was just looking for my jacket.

 

by flesler
9-30-05
I'm leaving you Pete, you are a failier, a loser, I don't want to see you anymore... goodbye
Hahaha you're right girl, leave him, he's such a fucking loser...
...such a fucking loser...
Goodbye James...

 

by flesler
9-30-05
And now.. lets introduce our first couple.He is a simple boy from Miami, and he, from the Colombian Forest. They are Jooooe aand Tiiiiimy.
Hi my name is Joe, and.. Timmy and I have been together for almost a year. We had have some problems but I think we finally undestand each other.
Uh uh ah ah
Will Continue...
Well...it seems a little weird ah.. ok our next couple will surprise you a little more...

 

by flesler
9-30-05
For our next couple... lets meet Tyler and...Mrs..oh sorry..Mr Allen. They both from Los Angeles.
Hi my name is Tyler and he's Mr Allen, we have been married for 2 happy years. And before you ask, NO, I don't feel gay...
Will Continue...
Hey fucking dog get my husband's leg back! or Joe will rape you *lol*

 

by flesler
9-30-05
Oh bad dog..we apologize Mr Allen. For our next couple..let me intruce you to Mr Hooler and Billy Price.
Hi..eh..as you see I'm a priest and Billy hrlps me in my church. We don't really have a relation and all the rumors about us are false.
I love to suck Mr Hooler's cock...
Will continue..
Ooooh...it looks like SOMEONE is going to prison ah... ok and so we'll meet the last 2 participants...

 

by flesler
9-30-05
We have been seeing all kind of perversions..for the last one, let's meet Brad and Pete. Both live in New York.
Hi I'm Brad and, as you could imagine, he's my twin brother Pete. We have been jerking each other off for 2 months...
Hehe...and mom doesn't even know..
Will Continue...
Well..that was totally disgusting..I really don't want to know what happens during supper. Now lets wait for the judges decision.

 

by flesler
9-30-05
Ok I see they're ready. Please Mike tell us. Which is the most pervert *and disgusting* couple?
Ok after a long discussion we decide that the winner of the 18th Conquest for the most pervert Sexual Inclination is...
Mh..nice twins..
Will Continue...
Gosh, that monkey is SO hot!

 

by flesler
9-30-05
The winner is...Tyler and Mr Allen... Congratulations guys!!
Tyler, you won a DVD and an MP3 player. And for you Mr Allen, a free burial in any of the Los Angeles cemeteries. Congratulations!!!
Thank you, thank you all...
Where's my leg...
What a big bone..
Where did they take Mr Hooler?... He said he had work for me tonight.

 

DON'T HIT KIDS!!
no, seriously.... they have guns now...
by flesler, 10-06-05

 

by flesler
10-06-05
Yesterday night, I sat back, staring at the stars...
....and then I began to think...
...WHERE THE HELL IS THE ROOF!?

 

by flesler
10-31-05
Hi Mrs Maura, I'll be with you in a minute...
5 minutes later..
Well Mrs Maura, you come after that lady.. be prepared..
3 minutes later...
Mrs Maura it's your tu... what the fuck?!

 

by flesler
10-31-05
God you really are ugly. Man, you look like a monster, jezz go for surgery or something..
Buddy. I'm serious, go for surgery or something......... wait a minute...
Crap...it's a mirror...

 

by flesler
3-26-06
Do you like it?
Yes! Yes!
Is it ok this way?
Perfect!
How was it Paul?
Yesss! I defeated the goddam boss!

 

by flesler
3-26-06
Oh my god... i´m suiciding... there´s no way back
Was I right, is it the right decision?
But damn, I´ll die been a virgin, oh no...
Don´t worry pal... I take care of that...

 

by flesler
3-26-06
So this is it...
...the moment I´ve been waiting for years...
Day and night exercising to get this body...
Will she love me? well... it´s time..
I love you Theresa, would you marry me
Oh my God, you are green!!! AHHHH

 

by flesler
3-26-06
I hope you enjoyed here in Chernobyl, please visit us again soon!

 

by flesler
3-26-06
I hate Colored People!

 

by flesler
3-26-06
Do you feel like wanting to have sex with me in our first date?
Hell yes!
Yyiia!
Problem solved.
Ouch!

 

by flesler
3-27-06
Sorry Peter... I´ve discovered I´m gay
I´m sorry Mary... I just love men...
Miau miau

 

Hahaha....Freak!
by flesler, 3-27-06

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