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by fleury29
5-28-08
And now we check in on Ann Oying.
Why are you so annoying?
Well, I bought this pink sweater, and then I realized that I already owned two of them. Then I tried to sell it on eBay and I couldn't, so I just returned it.
This kill is going to be great!
Hello, I'd like to return this sweater.
And that was the story of how she was a hero.
That clerk was rude!!!!

 

by fleury29
5-29-08
We now check in on our pot smoking squirell
Hey, look! A talking squirell!!!!!
What are you nuts?????
We now see what made him start pot.
I'm Mr. Stinky butt. If our smoke me, you're going to feel great, but have unneeded side-effects.
Let me smoke you!!!!!!!!
And we check in on his dealer
How much do you want??? That will be 1 hour of community service.
100 pounds

 

by fleury29
5-29-08
We check back in on the pot smoking squirell
[KNOCK BANG] POLICE
I need to get rid of this pot!!!
Well if it isn't the pot smoking squirell.
I swear officer, I didn't do it!!!
We now check in on Potty in jail.
Potty, you're fired!!!
Why?? We're both in prison!!!

 

by fleury29
5-29-08
This is how he'll get half way to Mexico
I'm small enough to slip through the bars.
What are you talking about?
[BARK BARK BARK]
Crap, I'm on the showdog flight.
Now he's in Mexico
That's a rap people.
Thank god that shows over.

 

by fleury29
5-29-08
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to address an important topic. It's called Saturday Night Live.
Remember when Will Ferrel was in it and it was actually funny. Hey, here's a clip now
I hope the audience comes back.
They won't you moron, we suck. Thank god we do so that we can say and do what ever we want!
See what I mean? It sucks. Try watching The Late show with Dave Letterman.
What are you talking about? (Audience above)

 

by fleury29
5-29-08
Hey honey, thanks for buying the acryllic glue.
No problemo.
What's the difference between gorilla glue and acryllic?
Hey, why did you want the glue? [click]
Flue my forehead back on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

 

by fleury29
11-01-08
And now we check in on Ann Oying.
Why are you so annoying?
Well, I bought this pink sweater, and then I realized that I already owned two of them. Then I tried to sell it on eBay and I couldn't, so I just returned it.
This kill is going to be great!
Hello, I'd like to return this sweater.
And that was the story of how she was a hero.
That clerk was rude!!!!

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