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by floatingshoe
1-01-15
what?

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
So, did you get into Berkeley??
Dear Mr. Florescu, we regret to inform you...
Hey, there's always Stanford...

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Chen...cheer the fuck up!
Fuck you Dan.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
What the fuck, Jeff?
Eric, I...i...i killed those people.
It's okay. This is the holographic version of Jeff.
Jeff, I have some bad news...you've been a hologram for the last 20 years. And your wife is a movie projector.
That bitch.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
What the fuck, Jeff?
Eric, I...i....i killed those people.
It's okay. This isn't really Jeff guys.
Look, I have some bad news...you've been a hologram for the last 20 years. And your wife is a movie projector.
That bitch.

 

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by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Bob...I've inherited a fortune.
Think of how this could change my life...of course I'll have to give some of it to my alma mater, and the humane society....maybe I'll commission an art exhibition...
Where are you going?

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
uhhh...happ-y new..year???

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Whats wrong?
I'm afraid of the road.
Haha CHICKEN!!! Buk-buk-buk-AWW!
It's just...you know...
...it gets cold and lonely

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
uhhh...happ-y new..year???

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
...if I could just hold on for a little bit longer..
Oh...I know that look.
What? You don't think I could do it? You think I can't take back the record??
Is it really worth it?
...i got my coat..
I got the SPAM.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Hey Emily!
Don't pretend we didn't film each other having sex with strangers last night.
...slut
...slut

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
...how do I shake his hand? Do I go in for the bro hug? Fist bump?..
...no, that's racist...or at least perpetuating negative stereotypes of African-Americans that I really don't support, or something like that...I don't want to offend...
Heil...um hi..Hi DeSean.
Dafuq?

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Peace and skittles
Don't do drugs
Can I have some?

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Dante, what are you planning?
I don't even know anymore...
Think of your children...
hmmm...
Ok, I won't circumsize them.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
What are you looking for?
N-I-G-G...
...uh...l..e..s. Niggles.
Can I help?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Coming to my party, Niels?
I hate you Dan.
Hey Teddy, you're gonna make it, right?
You drained my pension account, Dan, and I'm fucking your wife.
Toby, toby, toby...you're coming right? I'll pick up some grape drink from wherever it is you people purchase it with food stamps.
That's not my name.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
...oh hey baby, Spock's here.
Tell her when she's back I'll give her the Vulcan shocker again.
I would kill you right now if I didn't need you to fix the transporter so I can see my girl.
These are her coordinates...right?
Wait...

 

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by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Don't mention the eye...

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Do you like peanut butter?

 

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by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Okay, Who's up first?
Next!
Neeeeext.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
...but I wanna go to the moon, dad.
Jesus Christ my son's a phaggot..
Huh? No, that's not what I'm saying...
...a real Sodomite..
Daad! I like boobs!
Phew, thank me...I made them.

 

by floatingshoe
1-01-15
Helllooooo-ooo...
Hey little girl.
Are you a jamitor?
Yeah kinda. I clean up after murders. And I report the deaths to the loved ones for the police dept........your parents are dead.

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