Donkeys suck. by fuckstick5-30-03 The pink donkey is in denial. Don't you friggin' hate donkeys?! This donkey has some serious problems... ... The pink donkey learns the truth. You ARE a donkey, you jackass. Make fun of my pun, and I'll eat your soul. This can't be! The pink donkey questions life. You haven't said anything in 3 hours... snap out of it, there are benefits to being a donkey. I can't believe fast food restaurants have stooped so low as to hire people like that...
a priest trying to get booty during the war by fuckstick5-30-03 Damn the war! excuse me, my son... can I pay you 5 dollars to pee all over my face while I squeeze your ball sack? I'm a female and a lesbian, dick! Stop the war! No blood for oil! Ahhh! british guy! excuse me, my son... could i pay you 5 dol... wait, you're british. my teeth are all fucked up, and my country sucks at war! He strikes out again. ever been with a man of god? sorry, I only like black guys.
Love, your woman and your dog by fuckstick5-30-03 Dear Frank, I don't love you... ...in fact, you're ugly, and I hope you die... boo hoo... ... and your dog is better in bed. Love, your woman and your dog. must... puncture... brain...
