All comics by fundemented

 

by fundemented
6-16-05
Hey dude. I just gave this ultra hottie babe my number and she's totally gonna call me back.
We're gonna get married and have sex all of the time.
That's about as probable as a profitable Jewish charity.

 

by fundemented
9-16-05
Lucy in the skyyyy..
With SATAN!!!
YAAAGH!!!!

 

by fundemented
9-17-05
It's been pretty cool being identical twins.
Yeah, we've had some good experiences.
One time we went to the premier of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones as clones.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Too bad we had to sit through that shit, though.
Yeah.

 

by fundemented
9-26-05
Well baby, I hope you like your new home!
This is what you get for fucking me!
I told you I have AIDS!

 

by fundemented
10-10-05
Okay class, now if you spill any chemicals on yourself, just call me over or come get me.
Though they shouldn't be too harmful.

 

by fundemented
10-17-05
Oh no!!! It's Roacheater Man!
Have no fear. I have passed my roach eating days.
Oh thank god!
But, I have to ask, why?
I got a girlfriend, so I decided to stop eating cock.

 

by fundemented
10-19-05
Visitors to the Sept. 11 memorial museum could relive the 2001 terrorist attacks in an "immersive" area that surrounds them with pictures of the falling towers,
the sounds of police sirens and the last words of some of those who died at the World Trade Center.
Since that's what all New Yorkers look forward to doing..
reliving September 11th.

 

by fundemented
1-05-06
Yo I listen to all da mad rhymes bitch. What cho honkey ass lookin fo anyways?
What? What did you say?
Yo nuttin. Whatchu want?
Uh, nothing. Just passin' through to go to KFC.
Ew, f'sho dats nasty, mufucka.
And you call yourself a wigger.

 

by fundemented
1-11-06
Wanna come back to my place?
Oh well. Sure.
Meet my three best friends, Mona, Tittany, and Virgina!
Alright! Oh..... Uh...... ew.
I hope that's because you're Asian.

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
You're going down, Jerry!! You ate my mother!
Here comes The Pain!!! GAAAHH!!
I love Denny's, the bacon seems to jump right into your mouth.

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
So. Whatcha got there.
Umm... honey packets.
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
I'm going to suck your blood!
Could you suck it out of my penis?

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
Jesus Christ! Clean your room! All you do is sit around crying all day! Seriously! Do what I say or you'll be grounded! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?
squirt

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
So how was the date last night?
Oh.. it was.. hot. She was all over me.
You don't sound too excited.
I'm not.
Those blow up dolls should come with a suffocation warning.

 

by fundemented
1-31-06
Bitch! Let's go!
You're goin' down, whore!
Now son, what did you're ol' Dad tell you?
HOOOKKERRRRR FIIIIIIGGHHT!
That's my BOY.

 

by fundemented
2-13-06
GAH NO!! WHAT ARE YOU WRITING WITH A KNIFE GAAAH!!!
Oh my goodness!
THANK GOD!! CALL THE POLICE!
Honey, you spelled "Bitch" wrong!

 

by fundemented
2-24-06
Wow, I never though being stuck on a desert island would be this fun! Thank god it's infested with sheep!
I know, this place rules! My turn!

 

by fundemented
2-24-06
My dad says if you don't work out you're a lazy, fat bum.
My mom says that if you have high cholesterol you're fat and you'll die. Do you have high cholesterol?
Do you make the elves cook you food the other 364 days of the year?
If you're going to have a heart attack, leave now. that could scar me for life.
How do you train the reindeer to carry that much weight?
I hope you all can find a way to make coal fun.

 

by fundemented
3-28-06
Want to hear a joke?
Sure.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the ceiling?
Lethal injection.
uhhh... actually it's "put velcro on the ceiling."
Racist.

 

by fundemented
3-28-06
So you see, Einstein's Theory of Relativity is inferior compared to contemporary views from people like Hawking or those at NASA.
In fact, it's almost outdated. Any questions?
IF I YELL LOUD ENOUGH DOES IT TICKLE?!?
HEHEHEHEHE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

 

I play World of Warcraft. I drive a Taurus. I got syphillis from my right hand.
by fundemented, 9-19-06

 

by fundemented
10-03-06
Your pathetic attempts at romance will never work.
But... I bought you a puppy! I took you to the nicest restaurant in the galaxy! I even sang you Peter Frampton!
That was Framp?
Ye-
FUCK MY ASS

 

by fundemented
11-16-06
Dude, check out this mad drifting.
Don't even play. My drifting owns your ass.
Can you do donuts?
Bitch please.
Oh dude, Peach will totally want to blow you.
I know.

 

by fundemented
11-16-06
But, The Bulge! You can't leave us now!
Fear not, random citizen. For The Bulge will bulge on.
Your bulginess will not be forgotten. We've placed a colossal bulge in Times Square in your name.
When you least expect it, but most need it, The Bulge will return. When all bulgity is lost and the socks have fallen, I shall RISE!
Onward, on to bulge in the face of the gods! In the face of the gods' gods!

 

You know, weed is just as bad for you as alcohol.
Unless you consider the fact that it's not.
by fundemented, 11-20-06

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