All comics by fungusmonkey123123

 

who wants to see me use the force?
Yeah right, there's no such thing!
now then, who thinks lightsabers arn't real

 

may/50/5001 a serial killer escapes prison. and he's after the woman who put him there, mrs. pufferhire.
* huming random song *
oh my is that...
CANDY!!!!

 

i am a lizard in disguise that wants to eat your brain... i mean, im a buisness man.
im a piece of bacon that wants to eat your liver... i mean... um...
...
hold on let me get my disguise.
........................
i am a monkey

 
this comic sucks

 

there are two types of people i don't like in this world...
who?
people who are disrespectful of somones religion...
and?
the jews.
...

 

alright ma'am, your time is up!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Im gonna die *unitelligible jiberish*
April fools!
AHHHHHH THE REAPER IS AFTER ME!!!!!!
I'm not the actual reaper, it was a prank.

 
oh dear, it seems i have randomly combusted.
do you require any help my good sir?
no no, i've grown quite tired of living anyways.
oh, well thats quite a ok then.

 
oh dear, it seems i have randomly combusted.
do you require any help my good sir?
no no, i've grown quite tired of living anyways.
oh, well thats quite a ok then.

 

i will destroy you!!!
baaaaaacoooooon
oh yeah! Humans like bacon for some reason.
man im hungry.
Don't eat me!!!!!
MUST EAT DA BAAAAAACOOOOOON!!!

 

...so i said, " give me a bazooka or i anialate you with my ray gun." ...
...and he said, "sir we don't sell weapons here.
hahahahhaha!!!! thats funny because the monkey pooped on the kangeroo.
why do i bother?
what do i have something on my face?

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