All comics by gringo

 

Hungry Polite Bear by gringo 1-15-03
I´m hungry...		Can I eat you?

 

Suicide Boy by gringo 1-15-03
Its about time I did something about it. I just love her smile, her voice, her scent, her...	Three hours later... ..her fingers, her eyes, her hair. I´m not going another day without doing nothing about it.

 

Phone by gringo 1-15-03
why does it never ring?		thats better

 

Prison Escape Plan by gringo 1-16-03
Trapped in a prison in an island. So i´ll just bend the bars n the window, and since i can´t drown underwater...	..i´ll walk over to safety! Doesn´t metal get rusty with water?

 

Hooker by gringo 1-16-03
Hey hooker... don´t you think you´re job is self destruction? Don´t you see what you do to women when you sell yourself like that? Don´t you deserve a little more self respect? So you wanna have sex?		Yeah.

 

A Cow´s Opinion by gringo 1-16-03
...so she said, "you don´t love me enough" and i tried to talk her out of it, because i can´t live without her but i just don´t understand, what should i do?	moo.	he´s right.

 

suicide bot and monkey by gringo 1-16-03
i´ve had it with life. i´m tired of the disapointments, the frustations, the feelings that never go away and tear you up inside every day of your life...	..goodbye.

 

Fuck. by gringo 1-20-03
		fuck.

 

Robot Friends by gringo 1-20-03
you know, you´re my best friend, i wanna thank you for all the great times we´ve had together	windows has encountered a serious error and is shutting down	bitch...

 

no sex for robot by gringo 3-07-03
so baby, how bout you and i get down some sweet loving tonight?	::windows has encountered a serious error and must shut down::	way better than faking a headache.

 

smoking is cool by gringo 3-25-03
all i need is my daily dose of caffeine		smoking is cool and you know it

 

what in fuck´s name by gringo 3-25-03
what in fuck´s name are you? actually, i´m a teardrop, simbolizing the sadness and grief of all men. with hair.		yeah, i´m a monkey not all men with hair, i mean a teardrop with hair. yeah.

 

haleluia by gringo 3-25-03
		how YOU doing?

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