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by gtame
5-30-04
Hmm, says here I'm supposed to talk about gtame's new comic strip "Crucial Faith"...
Well what can I say? This promises to be a terrible comic with low quality jokes and random events. Example: gtame's mom sucks hairy cocks.
You dirty whore. I'm gonna fuck you up so hard for insulting me mother like that!
Pwned, you dirty skanks.
Gotta get this fuckin' nail outta my head.

 

by gtame
5-30-04
Yo, it's Konrad here. I'm just wishing you guys out there a merry Christmas and all that jazz.
Wait.. it's May 31st. Summer is approaching arther quickly.
Shut the fuck up, you can't even speak the word "rather" correctly.
So I made a typo! At least I know when the hell Christmas is!
Anytime is a good time for Jesus!
But you're an atheist! you don't even think Jesus existed!

 

by gtame
5-30-04
.. Oh yeah. I guess I don't.
So why are you doing all of this Christmas stuff in May?
I dunno. But you know what? Fuck you! I'm going to Taco Bell for a Christmas Chalupa!
You stupid being... Oh well, I guess I'll go with you.
An hour later...
Hey.. nobody came to my party! I fucking die for them and they can't come to my party? Those twats...

 

by gtame
5-30-04
This is why I'm an atheist...
Son, come and experience "the love of Jesus" with me. And remember, true Christians don't tell the police about Father Joel's special "healing" treatment!

 

by gtame
5-30-04
Based on a true story...
Hmm babe, wanna see my tittays?
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... I'm serious ...
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... the bitch had square tits.
Yeah.

 

by gtame
5-30-04
Friends are fun!
Konrad, can we please run over this one more time? I'm rather frightened of the idea.
Yeah, you roll down the hill in the trashcan, and at the bottom there is an ice cream bar. you get the bar and bring it back to me and I give you a nickel.
Why don't we walk down the hill and get the ice cream bar instead of risking life and limb in this trashcan?
See all those sharp rocks and tall drops? That's why. A descent would take too long.
Well since you're going to be eating the ice cream bar, why don't you get it yourself?
Uh, well.. Fuck you! You're in the trashcan! Have a good time!

 

by gtame
5-30-04
Wha-AAAAAAH!
Argh! Ouch! Damn! Gack! OOF! Fuck! *Crunch*
Yup, definitely fun.
Ugh...
I wish I had my camera.

 

by gtame
6-01-04
Once a midnight dark and dreary, I stumbled upon a ghost whilst I was drunk and weary.
Goddamn, it's dark in here...
Boo!
What the shit was that? Where's the fucking light switcGoddamn, it's dark in here...h
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Found it! Take that you fucking ghost! ... Oh, it's just Jamar.
Uh, hey.

 

by gtame
6-01-04
OH MY GOD LIKE WOW! DID YOU SEE THE NEW SHIRT AT HOT TOPIC?
Denira, Hot Topic is a pathetic excuse for a store. It's a place where people who want to be different, yet still fit in, shop. It's full of pseudo-punks and twelve year old girls.
WHATEVER! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HARDCORE! GO BACK TO YOUR HAPPY, CANDY-LAND FANTASY YOU OPTIMISTIC PREP! AVRIL LAVIGNE FOR LIIIIIIFE!!!
Remember.. WWMD? What Would Maddox Do? Ah, I know!
One tank of gasoline and a few matches later...
LIKE WOW, YOU'RE SO PUNK!!! DO YOU WORK AT HOT TOPIC?! YOU SHOULD!!! I BET YOU PLAY IN YELLOWCARD!!! YOU SHOULD GET A MOHAWK AND MAKE IT RED!!

 

by gtame
6-01-04
Hey, Denira, you hear that the new Bad Religion CD is coming out next week?
BAD RELIGION? WHO ARE THEY? ARE THEY GOTH OR EMO, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I REALLY LIKE!
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ARE THEY ON MTV2? THEY MUST BE MAINSTREAM BECAUSE MTV2 IS PUNK RAWK AND IT'S ALL I WATCH SO I ONLY KNOW HARDCORE METAL BANDS!!!
One gas tanker, an airplane, and a nuclear weapon later...
WOW YOU ARE ALSO SO PUNK!! YOU RUINED MY $85 PUNK BRACELET!! OHMIGOD NO!! NOW MOM HAS TO BUY ME ANOTHER!

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