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by happykomicz
9-24-09
Greeting mortal... for your sins you must live in Hell.
Why me? Why not Charlie Sheen?
Just shut up and follow me!
Gosh, somebody is grouchy!
Welcome to Hell.
Gee, Hell isn't as bad as they say it is.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
Welcome to Hell.
Gee, Hell isn't as bad as they say it is.
Damn, this guy is driving me crazy... Maybe he'll wanna leave!
I never wanna leave here.
THAT BASTARD KICKED ME OUT!

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
This one cool pary, eh?
Huh? What party?
John, are you drunk?
*Hiccup* I ain't drunk!
Okay, that's good. Your wife would kill you.
WOO HOO, THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
You know Larry... you need a job.
No screw that.
C'mon! Make your wife proud.
My wife doesn't care!
You have to feed your eight kids.
Dude, you're such a bummer.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
Honey, guess what I did!
Apologizes to that priest?
Nope! Even better... today I got a job.
Oh Larry! I am so proud!
Tomorrow I work at McDonalds!
Good for you!

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
Hey, quit freakin' stalking me!
I ain't stalking ya... I'm stalking your hot wife.
Okay, that's fine. You should've said so.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
Man, Star Trek is so awesome!
Captain's log.. Stardate 2009. Today Spock is being an asshole..
Hey, I heard that!

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
So, you're my long lost brother?
Totally dude.
What do you do for a living?
Shoot birds
You know.. we look similar.
Totally dude.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
So.. what kind of music do you like?
Heavy Metal
Oh my god! Me too!
*Sigh* We're so perfect together.
We'll be best friends forever!
What a jackass. I hate this guy.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
So.. what kind of music do you like?
Heavy Metal
Oh my god! Me too!
*Sigh* We're so perfect together.
We'll be best friends forever!
What a jackass. I hate this guy.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
So.. what kind of music do you like?
Heavy Metal
Oh my god! Me too!
*Sigh* We're so perfect together.
We'll be best friends forever!
What a jackass. I hate this guy.

 

by happykomicz
9-24-09
So.. what kind of music do you like?
Heavy Metal
Oh my god! Me too!
*Sigh* We're so perfect together.
We'll be best friends forever!
What a jackass. I hate this guy.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Honey, you're my teanage daughter and I love you...
What are gettin' at old man?
Well, this obession with Zac Efron is gettin' friggin creepy.
*Sigh* I love Nick Jonas better now.
God, that's even worse! Go to your room!
Ass-hole.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Man, why is my clone so ugly?
Blimey, this bloke ain't very bright.
So... do you do any tricks?
Maybe I rob this guy's money.
Hey, look at my cool new wallet
That was too damn easy.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Some cartoonists are lazy.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Umm, more wine please *Hiccup*
Larry, are you drunk?
Heh heh heh. Totally.
Please leave the church.
Rock on!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Greetings Earthling! You go to Uranus.
Ha ha ha! Where?
Um, Uranus?
Ha ha ha! Could you repeat that?
God, this guy is annoying!
Hmm. Good Times.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
IN THE REAL WORLD...
Heh heh heh. I see funny colors.
IN THE TRIPPY WORLD
Dude, lay off the damn pot.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Hey, do you want a pet cat?
Oh my god.. you can talk!
This a comic strip... What do you expect?
Oh yeah.
So, do you want get me or not?
Sure. I'll name you Paul.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
DAMN IT! SOMEBODY DRANK ALL MY LIQUOR!
Don't look at me. I didn't do it.
*Hicccup* I'm so drunk.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
I'm so glad I found you. You're such a good pet.
Thanks, man.
Wanna go watch Star Trek?
No, I hate Star Trek
Jackass

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
AND NOW... LOONEY TUNES
Oh my god... You killed Daffy! You bastard!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Larry, if you cheat on me again we're getting a divorce.
Fine. By the way, I'm going to the beach.
Hey baby, your bum looks sexy.
Tee hee hee. You're so funny.
No, I didn't cheat on you at beach... Gosh, you're so paranoid.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Larry, I'm sorry I drank all your booze.
Sorry doesn't freakin' cut it.
What should I do to make up for it?
Say the punchline for me.
Ummm... That's all folks?

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Ha ha ha. Look at the big dumb elephant
He's fat like my Mother-in-law
What a friggin' douchebag.
He doesn't have any fur or hair!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Hey, I hear you have a cat now. You enjoying the company?
Not one freakin' bit. He's talks rude to me.
Don't be silly. Cats can't talk.
I tried to kill him once. Didn't work.
COME BACK!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
*Sigh* Do you know why you're here?
To look at naked girls?
No you fool! Because your a sinner!
Okay.
Um, so want some pizza?
Yeah sure.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Larry, to tell you the truth your in hell because I'm lonely.
Aww, you wanted a friend?
Why did I pick that idiot for a friend?
Aww, he must really like me!
Wanna play Scrabble?

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
So Larry... How's the wife?
Stephanie? Well to be honest I did cheat on her twice.
I knew it!
Don't you feel bad?
Nope.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Whoa!
Hi my son. I am the real god.
Um, is Jahova here?
I know everything. I can answer any question!
Why did I have to make him?

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Whoa.. am in hell?
Yes. Are you freakin' surprised?
Uhh no.
*Sigh* Why am I always dealing with complete morons
Ha ha ha! This is cool!
Exactly.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
*Burp*
John, are you drunk at work for the 100th time?
Heh heh heh. Maybe.
Well, sober up and put some damn clothes on.
Aye aye Captain!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Hey Larry, I'm finally sober!
Dude, that's great! So, what do you want to do?
I don't something intellectual like play chess or read a book.
DON'T GO!

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Larry, I'm gettin' married
What the hell?! What kind of bitch would wanna marry you?
I'm the one who 's gonna marry John.
Oh my god... You're beautiful.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Gosh, I love you so much.
We're so perfect together
When are we getting married?
In the next comic strip.
Awesome. Can`t wait.
See ya then.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
You may kiss the bride.
You may now do the bride.
Aww.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Oh my god! I found Osama!
Oh my god! I found a lucky penny!
I think I want a divorce.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Um, officer you can`t arrest me.
Where were you on the night of the 11th.
Cause I`m part of the force too. I`m Ace Ventura
Oh yeah? Why not?
Damn it.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Dude, I`m going to toally kick your bumhole in.
AND CAPTAIN AWESOME DID KICK HIS BUMHOLE IN.
OUCH! I SURRENDER!
Gosh, what a friggin` wimp.

 

by happykomicz
9-25-09
Tom, today I wrote a book. Everybody loves this book.
Heh heh heh. You wrote this crappy book?
And there you have it.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
SIR, PLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
No! Frig that!
I'M GOING TO BE BLIND FOREVER!
Oh c'mon! You know I'm sexy!
EWW! SO GROSS!
Heh heh heh.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Honey, your mom says we gotta bond together.
I have to bond with this jackass?!
Um, so what do you want to do?
I dunno. How about Truth or dare?
*Sigh* I love that game!
Wierdo.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Oh my god... you're George W. Bush
Yes I am. Where y'all from, partner?
I'm from Canada.
Freakin' Canadians.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Oh hi Mr. Birdy! Can you say Larry?
Larry is a bastard!
That'll teach the little smart mouth!

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Hey lady, can I help you across the street?
Go away pervert!
What were 's the pervert? I'll help you find him!
HELP POLICE!
So, what brings you to prison?

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
And that's why I'm in jail
Wow, that's one fucked up story.
So, why are you in jail?
I'm a pimp.
Cool.
Yup.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
And that's why I'm in jail
Wow, that's one fucked up story.
So, why are you in jail?
I'm a pimp.
Cool.
Yup.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Welcome to Woodstock 3.
Sweet!
Are you cool, man?
Like in what way?
What I'm mean is do you get high?
Well not before... but I could if you want.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Welcome to Woodstock 3.
Sweet!
Are you cool, man?
Like in what way?
What I'm mean is do you get high?
Well not before... but I could if you want.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Hey son, you're on the computer, eh?
Yup.
Were you looking at any porn websites are you?
Maybe..
That's my boy!

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