All comics by hawaplop

 

Mike's Big Day by hawaplop 1-05-05
ike "Hmm...do I have school or work right now?...What day is it?"	"Where am I?...Do I even ask this weird guy?"	"Next up...boy gets rapied by mad scientist!" "Hope maria isn't mad at me..."

 

Rob meets Cat by hawaplop 1-05-05
"Hmmm...Who is this girl Mike knows?..." "Hi..I'm Cat"	"CAT ATTACK!!...BAYUM!!" "Fuck...I have a boner..What do I do?..."	"Okay...This'll work..." "Why are you sitting down...GETUP!!"

 

Cat and Rob's awkwardness by hawaplop 1-05-05
"Hey Rob.." "Stay strong man..."	"So...what do you wanna do?" "You...damnit no...stay strong Rob"	"Why does this have to happen to me....not fair" "I wonder what he's thinking..."

 

Jeff's journey by hawaplop 1-05-05
"Yo...I know Kung Fu now" "No Jeff....no you don't"	"Who are you?.." "Yo..I know Kung Fu..did you know that?.."	"Yo...did you like know I know Kung Fu and shit?.." "I'm a fuckin Coyote man.."

 

Elaine and her Bird by hawaplop 1-05-05
"Please pay attention to me" "Smile for the bird...so it doesnt know it's gonna die"	Elaine is high... "Hahaha"	"Aww..poor litle birdie..."

 

Jess Perry by hawaplop 1-05-05
"I feel good about myself" "Look everyone!..It's Rick and Steve Perry's little sister!!.."	(cries) "Everyone..come look..shes crying!!.."	"Oh my god..this is too embarrassing for me eyes"

 

Jo's Big High by hawaplop 1-05-05
"Guys, if you dont pick something to watch...I"M GOING TO!!.."	"C'mon Jo...just smoke and you won't care..." "Alright..."	Jo watching tv afterwards "What are we watching again??....I feel different..."

 

Learn From This by hawaplop 1-13-05
Ugly girls view..... "Hah, that guy is totally checking me out...."	What reality looks like..... "Oh my god..that girl is gross...." "Gooble gobble, gooble gobble"	Result "Ahhhh..the sight of it is killing me.." "Yea, I'm definitely gonna tell everyone..it's too obvious he wants me..."

 

Anthony by hawaplop 1-21-05
Tom and Anthony "Hey Ant, want to have a blast and go shopping for clothes and get a haircut?" "Nah I'm gonna go play poker instead.."	"Hey kid, are you the best poker player ever?..If so, come with me, there's a guy I want you to meet." "Well I don't want to brag, but fuck it I don't believe in god, so I will, YES!!!"	"So I hear you wanted to meet the best poker player ever...here I am" "Okay, so I'm the King and you're the Queen, now start blowing me faggot"

 

Losers by hawaplop 2-04-05
Nerdy kid tries to be dark and disturbed "I'm like..different and stuff.." "Really?..you look like the normal type of faggot to me.."	Typical emo girl gets fooled "Love me for who I'm not..." "Wow, you are so deep.."	What emo people are really about "Good thing people don't know what I'm really like" "Hel-lo Stuart, you're child porn is finished downloading, I will now search for more ways to disguise yourself to the world.."

 

The Sad Truth by hawaplop 2-05-05
Big Alcohol Party!!!! "Yay, I'm DRUNK!!!...Finally I can stop hiding the real me and pretend to be someone else exciting for a change..whooo..Hey man.." "OH MY GOD!!...I get to talk to a real girl...wait til i tell the guys about this...she seems so real too..good thing im drunk or else she'd realize Im a pathetic nerd..."	Everyone is drunk and thinks they are "fly" "Hey GIRL, you know to do tha gansta TWIRL?!" "YEA MAN!!!..IM DOWN WITH THE OPP AND THE LOC...WHEWWW IM DRUNK...LIFE WITHOUT ALCOHOL SUCKS CUZ I HATE MY REAL SELF WHEWWW!!!"	The party is over...Everyone is sober and leaving... NOOO!!..I'M SOBER AGAIN..NOW I HAVE TO COMEBACK TO REALITY AND LIVE WITH THE PERSON I KNOW I REALLY AM...NOT THE FAKE PERSON I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE!!..I HATE LIFE AND MYSELF WAHHHH!!" "WOW...that girl is a lot uglier and gayer than I thought a little while ago...good thing I got what i wanted and didn't give her my information...skadoodle my little poodle"

 

How It Works by hawaplop 2-05-05
Guy reminisces with old friend who happens to be a girl..very innocent conversation... "Hey, remember when we used to hangout?" "Haha yea that was fun stuff, we should do it again sometime, whats ur number again?"	Girl gets overly jealous for no reason... "Are you fucking kidding me?...why don't you just go over there and fuck her you fucking ASSHOLE!!...DONT TALK TO ME!!...GOODBYE!!!" "Bbbbut we were just saying hi and stuff...she's just a friend..."	The traditional Double Standard "Waiittt...you sit on people's laps and call them sexy to their face and flirt with them....how is that okay and me saying 'hi' isn't?" "DUHHH!!!...cuz I was drunk!!...and I needed somewhere to sit and there were only 10 chairs left you fucking idiot!"

 

You know it! by hawaplop 2-07-05
More than friends...??? "Haha, you're so funny and cool...I love hanging out with you Johnny..and ur good looking...how do you not have a girlfriend?" "Haha, thanks Jen...It's funny you mention that..cuz u see I've been meaning to say something to you for awhile...I really like you, I think we would make a great couple.."	Johnny reveals his feelings "You see, the way I look at it is,we could be togetha foreva..you know..eatin ice cream cones togetha,wipin it off our cute noses,maybe even have a little Johnny one day, and you know, be a....family" "Uhh yea...you know that sounds so good...but I'm seriously like..not good enough for you..I mean I'm nothing, you could do so much better Johnny, you don't want me..I'd let you down and stuff..."	Jen sure showed him... "Oh my god..I'll never be the same...why doesnt she realize how great she is..I'd give her anything and she thinks shes nothing..why god, why...." "Goddamn I'm so hott and way too good for him..what the hell was he thinking..seriously thought he was good enough for me..haha,yea right..what a loser,probably doesnt even know I lied through my ass"

 

Lord of the Rings by hawaplop 2-07-05
Jim and Malik deicde on what to do... Want to watch the "Lord of the Rings" movies?? Sure man...those look crazy...its cool that I havent seen them yet and can watch all 3 at once now...	The movies never end... blah..GIVE ME THE GODDAMN RING YOU LITTLE BITCH!..blah blah..You will never get the ring..blah	Jim and Malik.....

 

Oh Shit! by hawaplop 2-21-05
Ant draws up the plans Alright, my list of things to do: 1) Study. 2) Talk to Jessy. 3) Maybe yank it for awhile. Now downloading "Teen Amature porn"; "Jenna Haze"; "24 minute blowjob"	Me and Dan Yo, checkout Ant's profile...." Oh my god!!, he's watching PORN. HE'S MASTURBATING, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!	The Climax oh baby oh fuck oh shit fuck me in the ass oooooh yea in the ass yea yea yeaaaaa oh baby oh Yea , yea, yea, yea, yea, yeaaaa, yeaa, fuck yea, oh shit, yea yea yeaaaaaaaafuck oh shit fuck me in the ass oooooh yea in the ass yea yea yeaaaaa

 

UGH by hawaplop 4-30-05
What's wrong Tim? I...I don't fit in with the other kids...I...need to drink the pain away	I..just want to stay in this corner forever Cmon, it's easy to fit in, all you have to do is buy really expensive clothes that look old and torn and a trucker hat and people will think you are "oldschool" and everybody knows OLDSCHOOL IS HIP!!	WOW Tim, is that you?...I love the new look...how do you like my "so over done hippy wannabe" pathetic outfit? Well Jen, I think you look like a lost soul in a 35 year old era and i look like a faggot, but if this is what people are doing, then we are cool!!

 

If Hippies were in Charge by hawaplop 4-30-05
The President Hey, I have a question, what are we going to do about the 9/11 part 2 attack??? The best thing we can do, is nothing at all.	Mr. Guilty walks away I told you, my name is Jon Laney Alright, under the new "dont harrass known terrorists and possible suspects" law, I'll take your word for it, you're free to go	Pacifists dont understand anything... Now what? another 5 million people died today That's a small price to pay to live in a free world....

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