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by hellomikie93
3-11-04
hi I was stupid in sixth grade once now I can be dumber I can kill my self, I can bang my self, I can make my self shut up!!
Hey ugly girl how are you cat got your boobs????
No but I think a cat got your boobs!!!
Oh no little girls are lesbains!!!
Hi we are lesbains we love to have sex we love to lick are small boobs, witch is dumb, we love to kiss, we love to lick the sky!!!
Are you gay???? or gay???

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Cops talking
I need to pull some animals over
Okay you do that.
Hahahhahhahaha!!!!! a cop pulled over a bird!!
No I am stupid!!!
Okay dumb bird have you been flying without a flying ticket???
Meanwhile.......
Why!!!!!!!!!
You are going to jail.....

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Meanwhile at jail haha!!!
STUPID COP!!!!!!!!!!!! I will never ever be GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because your gay.

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
I will get you !!!!!!!
Shut up I am day dreaming about a girl I love.
Haha dumb squirrel!
Got ya!!!! oh man I hate burned humans.
So long sucker!!!!!!! ow ow ow Mommy need water owowowowowowoow!
Found ya!!!!!! time too die!!!! and get cooked
huh???? whhat happen??? I am day dreaming and got burned now I am in a squirrels body!!!!! nasty it stinks in here

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Boy is that stupid?
Arfff arff!!!!!
Come on stupid clown dog fight like a guard dog!!!!!!!
Gees how stupid can this get?
Come here my daughter!!!!!!
Okay daddy nice costume!!!
Humph!!!!!! strange and interesting!!!
grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Nice doggy want to play fetch????????

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
shut up
ho hoo ho!!! bad little kids!!!!!!!!
Awsome a girl!!!!
AHHHH!!! a boy!!!!
whatever....
WELCOME TOO MY HOME!!!!!!
Is it a nice day?????? for me too melt???

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Stupid cop or what????
Freeze!!!! drop your weapon now!!!!!!
MY weapon is glued too my hand I can't drop it.
DO it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know who you are just do it!!!!
Dumb cop!
TOLD YA.
Fine AHHHHHH AHHHH!!!! mOMMY!!! BANG BANG OOOOPS I SHOT MY SELF OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOW
Never ever come back!!!! snakey poo.

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Bye dude!!!!!
Happy 2001!!!!!
AHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE BYE WITTLE scary cat!!!!
Happy new year!!!!!!!
AHHHA!!!!!!
Bye copper!!!!
HAppy new year!!!!
Freeze!!!!! AHHAAA!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
TOLD YA!
Happy new year suckers!!!!!
Its nice and cozy in here wait a min I feel something!!!! FIre I mam in fire I thought I was at the beach!!!! AHHHHAAA!!!! MOMMY!!!!! owowowowoowowoowowoowowowoowowowowowowoow!
is he roasting human dogs?
Wow look at that neat fireworks!!!!
Boy its hot in here where is the AC? I see I am in fire I am burning Burning wait if I cry iit will put out the fire!!!! WHAAA!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!! guess not OWOWOWOW!
dumb cop!
boy that looks tasty!!!!!
I need to go in the pool after I shoot the killer!! Wait a sec I can't I'm in fire!!!!! let me out I got handcuffs for you!!!! sounds cool?? I can't get out!!!! I will shoot my self BANG BANG!!!! ow!

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!
WE ARE LESBAINS!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-11-04
Lets have sex okay okay Oh yeah more more!!!! yeah baby I want more!!!!!
Boo!!!! I am the ghost of sex!!!!
AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run!!!! ow I think I hit a lamp.
me too

 

by hellomikie93
3-12-04
Boy that was crazy.
I think I saw a pussy cat did you?
No your a stupid little gay freak thats why.
Not scary
Boo am I scary and do I have a scary butt?
No
Gross
Do I have a stinky butt?
Pew who cut the Blue cheese?????

 

by hellomikie93
3-12-04
I see.
I'm bored I wish I had food and other stuff games books and thats it boy am I bored bored bored!!!!!!!!
I see too.

 

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3-12-04

 

by hellomikie93
3-12-04
Nice wall.
Dang I wish nobody had a butt!!!! little girl am I mad?
no.
Gees stupid games!!!
Gees why Am I a lizard!!!!!!!! I hate my self I wish this never happen!!!!! never!!! little girl am I mad?
Maybe
humph
Why am I ugly WHY WHY WHY!!!! Nobody likes me not even my own mom!!!! I can't take this anymore bang bang!!!! I shot the cealing!! little girl am I mad?????
OH YEAH YOU ARE MAD SO MAD THAT I CAN KILL YOU!

 

by hellomikie93
3-12-04
Dumb soldier!!!
I will kill you!!!!! so bad!!!!!
Try it.
????
All right I need to aim for your head.
Okay try it!
hahahahhahahahha!!!! so funny!
Mommy A squirrel is trying to kill me!!!!!
What I will never do such a thing I can't hold a axe gees he is seeing things!!! tata

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
bummer!
Can I kill you?
sure
haha!!! who cares you had no choice!!!
I didn't mean now!
I never wait thats why I am a killer I transformed my body inside A guy!!! hahaha!
Okay Okay you win

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
Its a pretty good offer...
I will give you my pencil, a ice cube just in case you get hot,a book, one teddy bear, and 2 dollers for this hotel.
Okay!!!!!
Fooled you it was a bad offer!!!!!...
Thanks I will show my mom this hahaha you don't have a place to live!
Oh no what did I just say!!!!
Fine then
have a nice day!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will win a lottery anyways so ha!

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
Fine I guess you don't want to be rich!!!
Oh Oh k I see you think 6 or 7 things is rich Oh whatever!
I hate this dude he hates a great offer I could use a paper clip for a hotel
I will keep on writing my lottery until I win!!!
Oh my..
Okay go head loser!
Fine!!!! I will!!!! I am never coming back I will send the police to get you!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
She will!!!
Get OUT!!!!!!!
Okay have fun getting arrested!!!!!
Oh no!
Man I am happy he is gone now I get to play with my barbies...
Freeze its the police come out with your hands up little girl little girl!!!!
Too bad!!!!
man!!!! I will get him!!!! in 50 years!!!!
Your in jail for 50 years because you bought a house with a offer of 7 things now clean out are dirty toliets!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
50 years later
the kid
Who are you?
....
I will kill you!!!!
So you got send out of jail loser I will kill you!!! right about now
we have breaking news that there is a guy and a old lady fighting I want my mommy to spank me because I have been near a fight!
Lenny: I will kill you for not giving me a house :Granny Well sonny to bad Let me put this cane in your mouth!!! I killed you!!!! thanks for giving me a house!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
Okay lets see its from Bin Laden... it says today is the day that the empire state buliding will be attacked we want Another WAR!!!! oh and today is the day lots of stick people will die!
Too bad I didn't have to be in the junk now I am dead.. good luck killing lots of stick people Bin Laden.
You got that right
You have mail.....
Hey baby its me your 2 year old boyfriend I can talk now bye and killing lots of people your truley Jerk off boy. How rude!
Yes it is.
You have junk mail..
Too day from the California state Lottery today find my ring and win 20 dollers!!!! Thats stupid.

 

by hellomikie93
3-13-04
Really?
Boy my North pole has changed.
AHHHHHHH!!!!! THe ghost of Santa!!!!
>>>>
Huh??? oh I am just visting.... do you know what happen too my North pole?
Oh still AHHH!!!!! A witch transformed it into a Graveyard!!!! AHHHH!
Yeah he will......
HOHOHO Merry christmas!!!!
Run the Ghost of Santa run he will kill you!!!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-16-04
Later in a blank sheet of paper.
Snore***
Okay army men we will march: hold up its a sleeping guy standing up capture him.
I am so popular!!! I want to melt so bad!!!! but I can't the snow won't melt in 50000 days.
OOOOOO I can make snow from this pile of snow pizza
for another stupid story of My comics!!!!!!! ha I am not leaving this site!!!! I think
Snore****
I am reporting live from this teared up city destroyed by are famous Dragon called godZilla lets give him a hand: how many of you want to give him a kill? :people all of us??????? Oh great stay tune

 

by hellomikie93
3-16-04
Hey can you come out and play??? we will play circus!!!!!!!
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! mommy a fat guy is in are house!!!!!
Hey want to play steal the skull? : AHHHH!!!!!!!???? I'm melting!
Not by the cross of my bloody hands!!!!!!
Gees what is the matter I was only trying to kill you!: Bang!
Gees your mean!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-22-04
Whos there??????: Cool I wanted to give you some ketchup I forgot too at valetines day
Your girlfriend: Slice Clice Flice! Dice!
MMMMMM I want to get fat!
Aw man they puted guns in it!
So.
Mommy my sister killed me!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-26-04
You got mail
....
OOOOOOOOOO
It says: Hi its your mother just wanted to tell you TALK!!!!!!!!!!! so you can get in trouble
.....
Whatever!
Computer says: hahaha you can't talk hahaha!
Ow!!!!!!! its a good thing I am at my dads house!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-26-04
Hi can I take your order!?
Shut up
Hi can I take your order?
Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I see!!! a gun after I said take your order let me write this down. hmmmmmmmmmmmm Can I take your order!!!!?
I said no!!!!! thats it prepare to die sucker!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-26-04
Cool I'm dead!!!!!! I guess I will not be seeing my poor gay friend!!!!!! Oh well at Least I'm dead so I have to be happy no problem
Boy can't you ever shut up!!!!!! You can't shut up even if you get shot in the dick and heart!!!!! oh please!
Oh my stupid lesbain friend!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Boy I'm hungry
Here lies the stupid person of the world He didn't shut up when a bad guy told him him and her too they may RIP: Have fun in hell says the bad guy!!
Whatever he looks scary ooooooooo I'm so scared!
Ahhh!!!!!! I have been waiting for you!!!!!!!!! bhahahhahahhahahahhahahah!!!! cough cough* Boy I need a lava bath You have enter Bad guy world with your host me! and my melting!!! cough*
Okay lets see I got shot in the dick. After I said May I take your order!!!!!1 also I have seen lots of other bad guys!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-26-04
Want some drugs??????
Does it have boogers in it?
Oh my mommy said I can eat boogers and play with a loaded toy gun!
Right here!!!!!!!
Good for her!!!!!!
Cool I have kechup coming from my the inside of my body where is some fries?

 

by hellomikie93
3-26-04
I have one doller in my suitcase and 1 penny in my pocket little dude!
I am a little dude

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
Hi let me tell you a story little kid
Okay what?
\I was on the phone with a guy that I love and his mom, Okay and They said, and I said and he said I said and he said.
......
Then she said lets kill my self and he said and I said and he said, and I said oh and he said cut the cheese and he said, and I said.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
Also he said oh and I said oh and my dog said Bark! And he said and I said and he said and she said am I gay????
Can she shut up!!!!!!!!
She lied
Like it so far?
yes!
Oh Oh, I said and he said and I said and he said and I said and my Barbie doll said Forget it!!!!!!
SHUT UP!

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
No and i said and she said and I said and she said and my computer said SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP!
HUH?
Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
And she said and I said and he said and she said DADDY!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!! lets riot

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
Thats a fake cry!
Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dead!!!!!! I am going to hell from telling a little kid a stupid story!!!!!!! whaaaaaaa1!! And She said and I said and he said DIE!
OKAY WE GET IT STOP TELLING THat gay story thats so gay THAT I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK!

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
Welcome to shut up stupid May I take your order??????
Give me all the fries now!!!!!!
Okay little girl.
I am not a girl!
Okay then
I'm a bad guy!!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
3-29-04
Oksy I must of been seeing things: I will haunt you in your dreams!: I am Freddy !!!!!!!!
Boy I love killing: I want to Marry killing!

 

by hellomikie93
3-30-04
Lets see.................................................................................................................................
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dude!
Boy!
bang**** I'm stupid bang bang bang nobody can stop me with my pistol I am armed and extremly dangrous cops I have a knife and a pistol with one bullet
Why did he shoot me is it because I'm cute?????? I hope so.

 

by hellomikie93
3-30-04
huh?
goo goo gaga
Say daddy NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Go suck a dick
I love to be nursed give me some beer from you now mommy!
I'm your father hahahahahhahahhahaha

 

by hellomikie93
3-30-04
I'm your daddy not a big boobed girl!
You have to change me I pooped
Pew!!!!!
Like the smell?
I'm dead
Well good no more beer mommy's

 

by hellomikie93
4-02-04
Can I sing a song?
sure
abcdefghijklmno......
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP I MADE A BAD CHOICE NOW SHE WILL NEVER STOP!
qrstuvwxyz now I sung my Abcs next time will you sing with me????: thats my favorite song I will be a singer and I will sing this a lot and other little songs.
Good job....: what!

 

by hellomikie93
4-02-04
I will sing another one okay?
Okay.: whispers doh!
Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are above the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little Star!
Man what a stupid dude, and a stupid little Girl dude!
Cool huh?: Drats I failed the mission to become a singer WHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I had enough!!!!!!!!!!!: Sucker!!!!! gees I am glad I did that that felt great. but the bang hurt my ears so hard that I had to put a band-aid on my ears.

 

by hellomikie93
4-02-04
Hey I'm big-foot
Will I want to kill you grrr
Get out of my face loser dog!
Who you calling loser dog to?
Your face loser gay jerk you don't even know what a dick is loser loser Give me and L- give me and o- a s- give me a e- and give me a r- that spells!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well why don't I put this gun down your throat Dude won't that fell good and when I kill you, you will still think it feels good you will say I want to get killed again please kill me please!!!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
4-02-04
I know what it feels like to be dead!!!!!!
It feels like your nasty little furry dick!

 

by hellomikie93
4-20-04
Hey can I tell you what a Dude is?
sure what?
A donkeys dick!!!!!!
Gross!!!!
Its true!!!! Man kids only belave that teletubbies is alive, and little barbies
Mom A dude is a donkeys dick can we move now?

 

by hellomikie93
5-01-04
Duh All I like to do is day dream duh!!!!!! *laughs* nervous
Mom A stupid punk is sitting on my pink chair!
This is a brown chair little dude!
Its my chair i licked on it I had sex on it I Had lots of fun on it!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!
Well if you had sex go fu.. your dad okay???
Sounds like a Great IDEA It sounds so fun that I will go play with my dads co..

 

by hellomikie93
5-01-04
Whoa does my as. smell good don't you want to fu.. it????? Its so fresh!!!!!!
NO!!!!!! GROSS ALL I DO CHEW GUM AND HAVE FUN WITH MY DAD!
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL A DREAM ITS ALL A DREAM!
Go have a cow or buy some guns!
I see your pussY!!!!!!!
AHHH!!!!!!!!!! don't looks under my dress!!!!

 

by hellomikie93
5-02-04
Okay we have some breaking news I am live in the Graveyard
There has been a murder in the graveyard
Let me read it........ Here lies Gabe the Gayest guy on earth he married 700 guys in the world then he raped them now A 2 mounth year old baby shot him here is the baby live in the graveyard.
Goo goo gaga I shot him with a shotgun he was about to kill me it was so fun that i got to play with is brain and his toes I want to do that again My mommy says okay you can do it if someone kills me.

 

by hellomikie93
5-02-04
Host says Sorry loser!!!
Testing 123 123 HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!! *Sneeze real loud.*
Ow you stupid jerk you could of killed all of us now you learned a lesson no shouting in the room NO SNeezeing you can give us a heart attack to!

 

by hellomikie93
5-04-04
SHHHHHHHHHH no talking I said if you talk one more time your dead meat!
Okay so I have a boy in my school he thinks he is so cute but he is not if he says that then we girls Punch him scratch him and even try to cut his dick off.
Thats it time to die! bang!
Okay yestrday we was shopping at the mall I saw this cutie pie!!!!!! he touchs girls butts even old ladys!!!! gross!
:delvil When your done talking can you give me a sponge bath I have nasty aimpits and I want them cleaned! Teacher: :) that sounds fun
Aw man I was not aiming good I want to go home :devil no you can't you killed yourself now your stuck in hell!
BHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that dumb jerk killed himself let me tell you what happen he had the gun to his head he was trying to load it but when he put 1 bullet in he shot himself I would like to see somemore!

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