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Hey there!
Do you play World of Warcraft?
uhh... no... but that's wierd! You're supposed to be a nerd, what are you doing at the park?
I spoke too soon...

 

Dear Jack, I regret to inform you that you are a MORON. From Joe
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P.S. I had Swine Flu when i wrote this.
...
Hmmm that's odd, that last statement wasn't really important... now why would he put that in a letter?

 

Is there a mirror there?
But that can't be possible... he's in black... i'm in white... he must be my twim brother! No wait...
I got it! He's Michael Jackson! Wait....

 

Hey, what's your problem?
My wife...
I know it hurts my wife broke up with me too...
No, we had sex...
Oh... then what's your problem?
She had AIDS

 

Hey baby, you over 18?
No! And what kind of question is that?
Wait no not like that!
You sick pervert
No! I was just gonna say that you could have had a chance to win $1,000 dollars if you were.

 

Daddy can I have a pet?
No! Remember when I tried to get you that squirrel!
What the...

 

Heh heh
Dude... my arm...
I personnally kicked your ass... ninja style. I am so badass
But Ninja guy...
What?
Why are you in heaven with me?

 

I am the DICTATOR of this office!!!!!!
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F*ck my life...

 

What if we created a band that has both rap and rock in it!
That sounds cool.
But first we need a random black guy...
To rap?
No! To play bass you racist bastard!

 

Yo what's up!
So... why are you in hell? You're an alien!
Cause I killed mulitiple people including MJ
No no no no! That was the doctor guy...
That's what you think...

 

Son, what are you playing... you know you're not supposed to play World Of Warcraft anymore!
Uh... I'm not! I'm watcing porn!
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Well as long as you aren't play warcraft...

 

F*CKING F*GGOT F*CK F*CK F*GGOT F*CK!!!!
Hey hey hey, cut it out...
F*CKING F*GGOT F*CK F*CK F*GGOT F*CK!!!!
CUT THE F*CK OUT YOU LITTLE F*CKING BLACK PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!
Now now now, let's not be racist

 

Father I have news of a man naked infront of his house! Are you going to go help him out?
Uh... yeah... sure...
Hey what are you doing
I'm not going to leave this spot untill hell freezes over...
Yeah... um, not gonna happen, me and satan worked it out and I decided I won't freeze hell.
Fine! I won't leave this spot untill... Billy Maye's dies!

 

Life is pain...
Okay...
We are all zombies racing to our death!
Sure...
We all go to hell no matter what they say
now then, explain why you are in heaven with me?

 

This doesn't look good
by herecomesthepie13, 9-17-09

 

Oh my god, I barely got past that murderer
What the hell am I gonna do?
Well all I can think of is mastrubate

 

This is my kind of art
I love art
Me too

 

Okay... this seems like a good place to drink this...
*gulp*
Jesus is watching you...
WTF?

 

MWAHAHA
Uh, nice costume
No no no, I'm actually Draculla!
Yeah and I'm Jason
Oh Sh*t!!!!

 

Hey dude, the cops are here
Shouldn't you put the beer away?
I don't think they'd take my drink away. It's just booze. Booze isn't an alcholic beverage
And they call me a dumb animal

 

It's a wonderful day today
Yeah, you can say that again...
It's a wonderful....
OH MY GOD YOU JUST RAN OVER THAT GUY!
It's okay, it was only a Mexican

 
This is a really f*cked up dream...

 

Hello, I'm detective Jenkins
Why hello, how can I help you?
I'm searching for a blonde haired woman, who apparently lives in this residence, do you, by chance, know her?
Can't say that I do
Alrighty then, I'll just be on my way

 

..
...
Are you gonna play that guitar... or are we just going to sit here...

 

47,48,49,50!
I hate children...
That's how many stars are on the flag
Well, at least she's not counting the stripes
1,2,3,4...
Dammit...

 

I think that I did it... I finally created a living creature without taking off my pants!
Me. Want. Cookie.
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Must... feed...
Next time... I think I'll just take off my pants

 

Dude...
Shut up... I'm thinking...
What are you thinking about? Who you're next murder victim is?
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Quite possibly...

 

...and then you insert this little needle inside their skin!
Hmm... very intresting, yes, very intresting
then you grab a saw, and star hacking at their legs, arms, and eventually their head
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Yes... very, very intresting...

 

I succesfully managed to clone myself... pretty bad ass if you ask me...
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I wonder if he can talk... hey you talk
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C'mon, don't be shy
Quit being a douche bag, I'm taking a piss!

 

Did you bring it?
Yeah...
Alright, I'll be able to kill millions with this!
Yeah, yeah sure, here's your World of Warcraft subscription...
Hell yeah! Those b*tches online are gonna get their asses whooped!

 

Alright, I'm gonna kill you!
What's 88064353+54352354?
Ummmm... 54?
Well, at least I know that my murderer was a smart fellow...

 

So, this is what happens when you smoke nails...
Yeah, um, you're gonna have to take a survey, it's mandatory .
Yeah sure, what's the first question?
Alright... *ahem* Have you ever killed someone?
...I don't feel comfortable answering that...

 

So you were a witness at this tragic scene correct?
Yes I was
And what did you see?
I saw a dude that was a real douche, so I stole his wallet and stabbed his ass!
...

 

Yes, twirl that hair
Like this?
Yes... and scream too!
UHHHHGGGG
This is so going on Youtube

 

I make snowball man
I smart
Hey look, it appears that snowman created that guy
Dressed him up in a suit too... should we run them over?

 

Uh... what's going on?
Us officers are in training
What's with the paint?
Camouflage my friend
Oh... why are you training in front of my cubicle?
Don't remind me...

 
by herecomesthepie13, 1-18-10

 
by herecomesthepie13, 1-23-10

 

Hi, I'm bull
And, I'm shit
by herecomesthepie13, 1-23-10

 

What are you doing
practicing

 
by herecomesthepie13, 1-30-10

 

"Of all the things you save, you save that!"
by herecomesthepie13, 2-03-10

 

What Arnold failed to notice was the internet predator stalking him from behind
by herecomesthepie13, 2-12-10

 

Cemetary of various chairs
A really hot chick used to sit on me every day
Some fat guy used to watch porn and sit on me all day
by herecomesthepie13, 2-12-10

 

"Two guys on an island, can't get any gayer than this
by herecomesthepie13, 2-20-10

 

Well, i killed her, i hope I still get my pay
*ahem*
Who the hell are you?
Name's Peter. You got some mail
Let's see...... WHAT? THE GUN BLOWS ITSELF UP!?!?! Wait... WHERE THE F*CK AM I?
I told you, I'm St. Peter, and you're in hell for being an idiot

 

Huh? Where am I?
You are entering the house of Satin.
But isn't this God's house?
No...
Actually yeah, I was just messing with you

 

Why don't we build a raft?
Why don't you make me a sandwich, b*tch?
by herecomesthepie13, 4-02-10

 

Hmm... a sale on clothes...
Hey, little bro what are you looking at?
Oh, i'm just viewing the sale, i can see myself wearing this stuff!
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Yeah,this is womans clothing

 

Hey there
Hi
The author of this comic was too lazy to do anything to the background or anything so...
He's not making a comic?
He actually is
Oh whats it called?

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