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by highjon
4-26-14
Hi - I'm Quality Man !
What the fuck are you meant to be!?!

 

by highjon
4-26-14
I get called "Sickobunny"
Well I need a new sidekick Sickobunny ... Why are you called Sickobunny mate?
Aaah
Dude are you blind?

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Right wee man - put the gun down and step away from the counter!
Or I'll get Sickobunny on your case!
You'll do What!? Who the fuck are you!? Who the feck is...
That's Quality man!
Aaaah

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Well that first job went allright don't you think?
Aye, it went well! Especially considering those kangaroos with guns can be a bit , well you know, mentally imbalanced and that...a bit dangerous and unpredictable!
Calm down, you're getting a little aroused there aren't you...
he's Quality Man!

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Well Sickobunny - As we find ourselves stranded, with no means of transport, now would be a good time to discuss what superpowers we may have at our disposal...
Ok - just flash your leg at the next passing car, and hide your hairy chest...

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Follow me Sickobunny - there's someone I'd like you to meet...
Hell dats the ugliest Bunny girl I ever did see
We can negotiate on price

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Right Sickobunny - we need you to toughen up your image - make you a more badass sidekick. Your scaring kids in the street, and personally I feel a little nervous around you...
That does not qualify you as a caped crusader Sickobunny - get the sussies back on
Quality man!

 

by highjon
4-26-14
...and then we stopped the gunman dead in his tracks!
I'll bet you did..
Rarr...
Sarge - You'll never believe this.. this is quality man, honestly...

 

by highjon
4-26-14
There's not much we can do with this shit hole..
quality man.

 

by highjon
4-26-14
hey punk!
goth?
emo?

 

by highjon
4-26-14
Doesn't this make you feel proud to be Scottish? The hills, the fresh air....
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low.We're ruled by assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Sickobunny, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
This is just like Trainspotting, quality man!

 

by highjon
4-27-14
No doubt you'll have heard of me... I'm "Quality Man"!
I do - he's called Sickobunny
Quality Man eh? I see. Don't you have a side kick partner, like other superheroes?
It's probably safer for him to stay outside, at least, until you move those naked dead bodies.................... he's banned from morgues, don't ask
quality

 

by highjon
4-27-14
nope..
Well Rorschach, you're telling me that you have nothing to do with this hideous murder..?
Men get arrested. Dogs get put down
What's your view on rabbits?
need to visit men's room ...
The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No."

 

by highjon
4-27-14
and who, pray tell, are you?
I'm Psychobunny!
Fight!
For fucks sake!

 

by highjon
4-27-14
C'mon Sickobunny, fancy sitting down for a wee Donut?
Aye. But, I'm no sure if that's a donut or a merangue?..
Naw, your right enough, it's a donut.
Quality

 

by highjon
4-27-14
and tonight, on Glasgows got talent...
we're looking a volunteer, for a 3rd member
from the audience, to join our bunny boy band
fuck off freakshow - back to your seat.

 

by highjon
4-27-14
I could do that - I could be in a boy band! I could be famous..
You would need a helluva good agent, I might know just the very man...
Hey Sickobunny, so.. you want fame....?
I feel so cheap!

 

by highjon
4-27-14
OK Sickobunny - you listen to me, you do what I say, dress like I tell you and you will be a Star my frend S-T-A-R- STAR!
Of course I get a 90per cent cut of the action- dig?
Your finger stinks.
you can keep the fishnets..
It's all coming back to me now........

 

by highjon
4-28-14
looking after Mafia-mans pet bird . Easy money... what can go wrong!
oh shit

 

by highjon
4-29-14
How did I get here? I'm obviously in Edinburgh or somewhere touristy...
Either, I have finally mastered time travel and dimensional leaps..
or... the Govan boys got me a taxi during one of my alcoholic blackouts...
..so... we sold the bedsit in London, and bought a castle with its own working farm up here!

 

by highjon
4-29-14
How is Sickobunny's showbiz career going so far?
We have decided to ditch the singing and focus on his acting strengths, for a very select clientelle.
This won't be on the big screen will it...
Just a few select websites..

 

by highjon
4-29-14
Today, I am auditioning for a new sidekick. While Sickobunny chases his dreams of fame and fortune.
be cool..
be pure...
be Thor ish ...
Did he just say eenie-menie?
I'm in with a shout here..

 

by highjon
5-01-14
smells
Surely you are not gonna try to pin that one on me!?

 

by highjon
5-01-14
Have you been fed today?
naw
you're a lying bastard

 

by highjon
5-01-14
How's business?
busy..
Making people believe that I actually exist takes up all of my time!
Ironic, I spend all my time convincing people that I don't exist .

 

by highjon
5-01-14
are you following me?
naw
lying bastard!

 

by highjon
5-01-14
I'm here to collect a soul - number#3133666
Aye, there's been a change of plan there pal.. #3133666 has decided he fancies somewhere a wee bit hotter ...
you're a lying bastard..
hmphh ok

 

by highjon
5-01-14
i've got 20 zillion twitter followers
i get a respectful sunday turnout
you need a better marketing plan

 

by highjon
5-01-14
that's the thing about cats...
they're all pussies

 

by highjon
5-03-14
I am "Quality Man!" As today is National Free Comic Book Day - I am here to claim my free comic book.
Nah - aint no free comics here pal, it's just a ruse to get you into my shop
Seriously, If you give me a 20pence comic I am likely to spend 30quid!
We're not participating this year - maybe next year...
I still want these overpriced comics, here take my money..
Quality man... . get to the back of the queue ya mug

 

by highjon
5-04-14
I'm off to Amsterdam or a few days, you want anything brought back?
Yeah, get me some of those vanilla papers, made by "Island Blend" and a couple of beermats from the "Grasshopper"
Obviously I meant, like russian protitutes and the such like.
and porn.

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