Stuck Face by hkamorta1-06-02 What the hell is this guy doing? You know how your parents always used to tell you not to make faces cuz they might stick? I don't care man. You're scaring the shit outta me. I'm outta here.
Marlboro Man by hkamorta1-06-02 Where am I? China WHAT!!! I thought this was Marlboro country! . . . . Minutes later. . . . Fuck it. I gotta find me a horse and some cigarettes.
I AM A LEMMING by hkamorta1-06-02 here it comes. . . What're you doing here? THERE IT IS!! AN AWEFUL JESUS JOKE!!!!! Just hanging out. ok, unoriginal, but then again in this society where everyone and everything is governed by the media and mass marketing what did you expect from another jaded consumer in our conformist world I dig it yo.
They look just like Connie Chung. by hkamorta1-11-02 Hi. My name is Chin Lu. And my name is Chio Shin. We were just wondering why Americans always say that Chinese people look exactly alike? As you can see we're completly different.