All comics by hobbitlove

 

death waits for no one.....most of the time by hobbitlove 3-18-03
so um how yah hanging	i'm not fucking dead yet!!!!	damn.....someone woke up nailed to the wrong cross....

 

death, the posidon adventure. by hobbitlove 3-18-03
holy shit am i going to die?	all i got is time budy	5 minutes later...... shit i'm missing simpsons......

 

death on the undead by hobbitlove 3-18-03
death on the undead god damn it, i hate these cases. what the hell do i do with this thing?	so um..... what do we do now hmm....i think i have an idea......	death lights zombie on fire and it is reduced to ashes AHHHHH!!!!! thank god, that saved me from doing all that damn paperwork. oh, and i'm just in time to pick up some drunk teenagers.

 

death finally gets some rest by hobbitlove 3-18-03
shit this dudes a gold mine, if i keep following him i'll reach my years quota in weeks	damn this kids good too. soon i'll be able to relax for the rest of the year	ah now to relax, and enjoy my favorite entertainment......dogs with little green shorts balancing on balls.

 

protecting us from above and below by hobbitlove 3-19-03
George bush at the white house i believe that jesus and satan are hiding weapons of mass destruction	Hell weapons come on, would i guy with a mustache, and who enjoys burning things have weapons......don't answer that	when reached for comment jesus had nothing to say. some believe he has a little to much on his hands with saving us all from sin, but we know he's just hiding something

 

french to freedom by hobbitlove 3-19-03
hello i have noticed that in america you have changed some things which involved the word french to freedom	well i am here to anounce that we here in france have now voted to change the name of our country from france to freedom, you wanna know why?	because we here in france are what you call, douche bag. good day you slobby amercan bastards

 

the shallow atheist on relationships by hobbitlove 3-21-03
how the shallow atheist shows he cares.......or doesn't omg my boy friend is sooo sweat, he says the sweetest things to me. yeah really? like what?	he said like kissing me is like tasting heaven, and smelling me is like smelling heaven. ehh	and being with me is like being in heaven. he is sooo amazing hate to tell yah, but brad is doesn't believe in heaven. so ehh... saying something like that is like comparing you to nothing.....dumbass

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