All comics by hoborenee

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by hoborenee
2-06-03
Hey kids! Do you want to hear a joke?
How does Jesus bite his nails?
The south will rise again!

 

by hoborenee
2-06-03
Do you want to be my internet girl friend?
No.
Do you want to be my internet girl friend?
No.
Do you want to be my internet girl friend?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

by hoborenee
2-06-03
I'm going to go watch that michael jackson thing on TV now.
Do you think I should make some popcorn?
No, it's gonna make you barf.
LOL. Michael Jackson jokes are fun.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
I'm a lesbian
Do you wanna make out?
Sure.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Wazzzup!!!!
OMG You are like, soooo going to hell!
What the fuck? This is whack!

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Phone: Ring Ring
Hello?
Where's my money, bitch?!?

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=hoborenee&ID=124307
That made me smile.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Can I use your bathroom?
sure.
Fart
Thanks, I needed that.
Dude, that's my house. The bathroom is inside.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
I want you inside me.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
"When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."
"I would have made a good pope."
"I don’t give a shit what happens. I want you all to stonewall it, let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up or anything else, if it’ll save it—save this plan. That’s the whole point. We’
"You don’t win campaigns with a diet of dishwater and milk toast."
"If there is anything I want to do before I die, it is to go to China. If I don’t, I want my children to."
Do you wanna make out?

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
Flag burning is wrong. I believe the importance of this issue compels me to call for a constitutional amendment."
We’re enjoying sluggish times and not enjoying them very much.
Oh hey Fran, what's up?
My friend rented "Not another teen movie." You can come over to watch it, if it's okay with your mom.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dubya, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
Jeb: Come have a look over here
It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.
Neil: That's nothing, here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died.
Dubya: But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old
What was his name?
Miles, from Austin.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Hey little girl, I'll give you 5bux if you sell me your soul.
okay.
Amen.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Hey ladies fans!
Can we fall in love?
You fit with me like a boxing glove.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
One day a drunk homeless man was trying to score a dime bag.
Do you know where I can get some pot?
And he pissed off a hippie.
Oh well. He didn't notice
Do you know where I can get some pot?

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
I ran out of good ideas.
You never had any in the first place.
I'm going to go read Family Circus and get some ideas now.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Last week
Looking back on last week
Wow, I look like a queer when I'm happy.
Looking back on life.
That funeral really did the trick.

 

by hoborenee
2-07-03
Life is like a deck of cards...
God deals us each a hand at birth. How we play the cards is up to us.
Now get the fuck off my lawn.

 

by hoborenee
2-09-03
I fucking hate you.
Well fuck you. I'm allergic to you!
That means that you're allergic to people! What the fuck are you going to do? Kill yourself? LOL
...I can clearly see your nuts.
...
Put on some pants for christssakes.

 

by hoborenee
2-09-03
British Accent.
Suck a donkey's dick!
Sharron slaps Kelly.
Kelly calls abuse hotline.
OMG my mom slapped me.
She was right. Don't call back again.

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