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by hostile17
8-22-01
Why Squirrels Are Evil pt 1
sounds fun...
You seen that new mod, Existence? Its The Matrix but with no bullet-time.
(Sorry Penny Arcade, it had to be done)
No bullet-time? I think i'll go to the forums and suggest they add it.
While you're there, point out how they missed Neo and Morpheus out. They'll LOVE that.
Look forward (or backward, your choice) to Why Squirrels Are Evil pt2
hehehe Sucka.

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
Why Squirrels Are Evil pt 2
[TheOne]Gabe: you guys need bullet-time. And where's neo?!?! There Is No Spoon!
Rituality: Dont make me flame you, biatch.
Gabe's idea is met with not-so-mixed reactions
Orion: THIS IS NOT THE MATRIX!
BBC4: uh oh, Dejavu... scary.
Look forward (or backward, your choice) to Why Squirrels Are Evil pt3
[TheOne]Gabe: But...The Squirrel said u guys would like this kinda feedback...
eot.Neurowave: hehe SUCKA!

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
Why Squirrels Are Evil pt3
Wow I didn't think anything could be that evil. Now they all hate me :(
hey, are you [TheOne]Gabe?
Would you trust a man with hair like that?
oh shit, you're Rit right? And I guess you're here to hurt me.
*chuckle* dont be silly, Gabe. I just got Office XP, and i was wondering if you wanted to try it...?
1hour later... look forward to Why Squirrels Are Evil pt4!
BUT... you said it would be fun! But it hurts! By god it hurts...
Gabe...sometimes in order to hurt someone, we have to tell that person horrible lies.

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
My First Godzilla Ex Game
[DoPe]Hostile17: Ja f00lz gunna run N hide, mutha biatch smoka Hostile comin fo ya!
SharkDeath: Hostile stfu and kill something
So I pull out my 9 and prepare to pop a cap
[DoPe]Hostile17: Godzilla ja foo u burn in hell, Hostile gonna whup yo fat green butt, bia!
This biatch is dragon-meat
ouch,pwned.
ow...
SharkDeath: Requesting Assistance! Hostile where the fuck are you? Goddam campers.

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
When Bad Meets Evil (Im Evil and he's bad like Steve Seagal)
oh..its you...Timmeh...
oh...so it is...hostile.
cue a big gun fight, bullets flying and LOADS of bullet time FX
You think you can def.eat Tha Dopeness, foo?
I'm gonna enjoy watching you die, Mr Anderson...
And the bloody aftermath:
Um...wow we both missed completely... rematch?
You mean waste our energy doing that again? I barely have the energy to pity the poor fool who reads this.

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
Does anyone REALLY care?
Timmah, what the fuck is wrong with ur face? U look kinda pale...
Doodio tha Tecno bia-shiat gone fuckin aaaaaaaa dope biatch da tha wazzzaaaa!
A Mental Breakdown, and yet he looks so natural...
Oh shit, he's having a breakdown of somekind, and I aint got a clue what the problem is!
AAAAAA Burnin tha shiatz that badness dope!
Help is at hand....ok, maybe not but it's close.
Whassup?
UM....anyone here speak Dope?

 

by hostile17
8-22-01
How many Comic Strip Creators...
Hey Popo, how many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, cause they will still be in darkness!
hehe. What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A whole set of Teeth!
Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Hey Vrap, finish the joke... A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."
hehe, so the Librarian says "Sorry, this is a Library". The Blonde drops her voice "oh sorry." and then whispers "I'm here to see a doctor."!
What, You Expected An Answer?!?
Rit, Yo mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.
Fatality Time: Timmy, Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
A News Flash (A Bad One)
This just in, a fire has started at the Existence headquarters...
noooooooo!
Didn't see THAT coming did ya?
.... and sending creators Austin and Biggs to a firey death...
NOOOOOOOO!
We're saved! No-one is hurt! Oh, THEM? nah, they dont count.
... who managed to release Beta1 and Beta2 before they died.
YES! You guys aint died pointlessly!

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Why Squirrels Are Evil pt4
I am never going near the Existence Forums again
aw cmon it was funny!
(Please Dont Sue, I have a wife and 5 children 2 support!)
There are no words to describe the pain you put me through...
cmon...i'm sure i could guess a few...
Will you lucky peeps get a Evil pt5? Watch this spot...
So, are you gonna ban him?
Maybe that Noob-Prevention-System wasn't such a bad idea...

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Why Squirrels Are Evil pt 5
Rit: Neuro, you cant just dress up like a squirrel and convince noobs that Ex is The Matrix
Neurowave: Why the hell not?
The Dark Side is too powerful...
Rit: Um...well... its unfair on the real noobs who need correction
Neurowave: OK OK OK I'll set him strait
Ya lucky peeps, prepare 4 pt 6
uh...kid, bad news. The guys think you're an assole, and Rit is coming round to stop you ever posting again
Fine....i think i'll just go stick my head in the oven

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
In-Game Screenshot, HONEST!
Dude you gotta stop falling for G-1, he, i mean SHE, is gonna b the death of you.
but...but...she's EVERYWHERE...
She's Behind You!
cmon be strong, she aint even REAL for christ's sake
OK i've decided, i'm not gonna fall for any more of her tricks... IM GONNA BE STRONG!
Did I Waste My Breath?
hey there. I just got a new Rifle, but the barrel seems to be blocked. Wanna take a look?
*gurgle* urrgghhhh....sure....

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Suddenly, nothing made sence.
dang this is boring...
hey, now there's two jesus', i wonder what would happen if one of us mis-used our own name?
Someone's in trouble...
jesus fuckin christ dude, i didn't think of tha...oh crap...
you are the weakest link, goodbye!
The Moral: Jesus was an assole
But... i wanted to die for my people's sins...
hehehe sucka.

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Open Mic night, G-1 steps up.
I'm a lil teapot, short and stout...
Here's my handle, here's my stout...
Get off the Stage!
Backstage
my god Sharkeh, G-1 doesn't seem to be taking this pixel sex change too well in real life either
I dont dare look...

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Hostile picks a fight with Ross
Fine Yansky, i'll see you after school...
Yeh Ross, as long as your pussy ass dont chicken out on me
And Then It Hits You
oh god, im fucked. I cant fight Ross, he's twice my height!!!
5 minutes before the end of school
y'know, i'm really suprised you have time to follow me around like this...

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
G-1 seeks help from the local nutter
So...this machine will transform me back into my old self... EXACTLY like I was before Rit changed me?
Nothing can go wrong!
The machine is fired up
you know that if this doesn't work im gonna kick your ass, right?
Nothing can go wrong!
Now lets see you seduce the enemy team Uggleh!
You bastard! Before I disembowl you, would you care to explain this?
Um...April Fools!

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
Round 1 Fight
Are you following me?
Just checking you dont do anything I dont like.
Round 2 Fight
oh... your mother was a hampster.
and your a dumb hippy twerp who cant draw
Fatality! Hostile Wins!
Hah, and you eat nuts.
Goddamnit! Why does everyone come up with THAT line?!?!?

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
I'm just worried it'll conflict with Simpsons
Rit, what do you think Sharkeh's planning with this G-1 TV thing? I'm not sure it's gonna be suitable for day-time TV
mmm yeh I'm kinda worried too. I'll have a word with him...
Outside Sharkeh's trailer
Sharkeh! You know those Thinking Tablets i gave you? Dont take em, it was a trick!
Inside the trailer
Not right now Rit, my 2nd head is escaping!
woah I think im gonna be sick...and I dont which mouth to put my hand over!

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
I'm just worried it'll conflict with Simpsons
Rit, what do you think Sharkeh's planning with this G-1 TV thing? I'm not sure it's gonna be suitable for day-time TV
mmm yeh I'm kinda worried too. I'll have a word with him...
Outside Sharkeh's trailer
Sharkeh! You know those Thinking Tablets i gave you? Dont take em, it was a trick!
Inside the trailer
Not right now Rit, my 2nd head is escaping!
woah I think im gonna be sick...and I dont which mouth to put my hand over!

 

by hostile17
8-23-01
I'm just worried it'll conflict with Simpsons
Rit, what do you think Sharkeh's planning with this G-1 TV thing? I'm not sure it's gonna be suitable for day-time TV
mmm yeh I'm kinda worried too. I'll have a word with him...
Outside Sharkeh's trailer
Sharkeh! You know those Thinking Tablets i gave you? Dont take em, it was a trick!
Inside the trailer
Not right now Rit, my 2nd head is escaping!
woah I think im gonna be sick...and I dont which mouth to put my hand over!

 

by hostile17
8-24-01
Sharkeh kicks back to watch Malcom In The Middle, when...
NEWS FLASH CONCERNING THE RELEASE OF EXISTENCE!
Sweet!
...
... cmon, hurry up!
TV Networks can be so cruel...
haha, fooled ya!
Argh! Bastards!

 

by hostile17
8-26-01
Vrap and G-1 chat.
G-1, i'm suprised at you, turning down the chance to be back to normal. You being a girl is just... wierd.
(awkward silence)
And YOU never saw it coming. HA!
so... you wanna go get a beer or something?
I thought you'd never ask...

 

by hostile17
8-26-01
Vrap and G-1 chat.
G-1, i'm suprised at you, turning down the chance to be back to normal. You being a girl is just... wierd.
(awkward silence)
And YOU never saw it coming. HA!
so... you wanna go get a beer or something?
I thought you'd never ask...

 

by hostile17
8-27-01
Vrap and Sharkeh Chat
ooo my head hurts.
Why, what you been up to?
Trying to explain to Kommando Keen how much his sig sucks, without flaming him...
ah...
Cmon man, just once? For old time's sake?
Dont make me ban you, little man...

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