Fractional Life by houseofphun6-08-03 Meanwhile, in the dreamworld of Gordon Freeman... Hello gordon, you'll have to wait untill AFTER the experiment. Oh my god, NO! Its the reoccuring dream again! Aren't you supposed to be in the anomolous materials lab? Oh my god, Where have my trousers gone?! -FOOM- Well... THATS new..
The Headcrabs have you. by houseofphun8-03-03 Back in the dreamworld of Mr. Freeman... Hey, you western man! Five Dolla Sucky Sucky.. Wha.. The f**k? I love you long time.. My mouth wants you..! ... Uuh Li Chan wants money! Yeah whatever, hurry up and follow me before I sober up.
Awake once more by houseofphun8-08-03 Awake once more, Gordon goes exploring Hi there H..Hi.. Uh, who are you? Why, I'm the lead designer of Half Life 2. You're Gordon, right? Always wanted to meet my own creation! You are an ASS, you ASS, ASS ASS ASS.. ARGHHH!!!!! What an odd little cookie I thought I had you killed. Too much alcohol.. Bah.. ASS ASS ARGHHH!!! Bah..
