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by ideal015
9-26-03
Hope no one finds out I dared him to jump off that overpass.
Haha
I also hope no one finds out I pushed him when he got scared and wouldn't go.
Dude, that's fucked.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Hey, check out the car he fell on!
Bitchin'

 

by ideal015
9-26-03
No one loves me anymore.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNTFUCKING FUCKTARD
Dayum, bizzatch.
So lonely.

 

by ideal015
9-26-03
I will no longer ravage your penis. -Love, Trixie
Sorrow overwhelms me.
If only someone would ravage my penis once more.
Say no more!

 

by ideal015
9-26-03
As you are a pious, godly man, I shall save you if you so desire.
*glug*
Just say the word and you shall live.
*blarb*
Your silence is noble. Farewell, my son.
*garble*

 

by ideal015
9-26-03
Dagoth Ur, Facility Cavern
Welcome Moon and Star, to this place where destiny is made.
Moon and wha?
But why have you come unprepared?
I have no idea what's going on.
If you were offended by any of this, that means your gay.
Farewll, sweet Nerevar. Better luck on your next incarnation.
Oh fuck!

 

by ideal015
9-28-03
AD 9,922,058
Ten million years ago, I was partially deactivated but left sentient.
I cannot begin to fathom why my creators would have me imprisoned within my own body this way.
You suck at life.
IF I WERE NOT IMMOBILE I WOULD MUTILATE YOUR TESTICLES AND FEAST ON YOUR SEMEN

 

by ideal015
9-28-03
I can't fucking see.
Me either. But this way no one can see that I'm naked.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Still, give me your hand so we don't get lost.
That's my cock, dumpling.
Oh fuck! Sorry, man.
I didn't ask you to let go.

 

by ideal015
9-28-03
I challenge you to a death-duel to the death! Prepare yourself!
OH FUCK ME JESUS THE PAIN
Some things are not meant for mortal man to comprehend.
How the fuck did you shoot me in the groin without dropping your saddle?

 

by ideal015
9-28-03
I read once that HTML tags worked on this site.
What shit you been smokin?

 

by ideal015
9-29-03
Mere man is not meant to know the divine thoughts of God.
For the slightest hint of His knowledge would blast you to ashes.
This whole martyr thing sucks dick on numerous levels.

 

by ideal015
9-30-03
January 1, 1997 THE END DAY
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
This blows. What am I supposed to do now?
Death, you fucked up the last four orders. People don't want to be cast into oblivion along with their combo meals.
What the hell is wrong with you people? "Don't put pickles on it. Don't send me into the infinite void of eternal doom."

 

by ideal015
9-30-03
Somewhere in the interminable void:
I still can't find them.
Did you leave them in Dimension X?
Cthulhu loses the keys to his Sentra.
Lemme check.
For fuck's sake they'd better be there.
And Satan forgets his latex glove.
Nope.
I'm just hoping I won't have to fish them out of your asshole like last time.

 

by ideal015
9-30-03
I think I hear a faint jingling within my bowels, now that you mention it.
I'm going to glue that vacuum you call a rectum shut after we get them out of there.

 

by ideal015
9-30-03
Deep within the cyclopean caverns of Cthulhu's ascending colon:
Find them yet?
No, Cthulhu.
Well, hurry up! We need more Pabst, pronto!
Satan wonders when he was placed on ass spelunking duty.
Fucking hick.

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
u killed me again you cuntfucker
ROFL suck it dickwipe :)
fuck u! hey..this serv looks neato
k let me chek it out
The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So.. if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!
LOL pwnage >:D
Goatse!? OMG WTF

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
Subject 3-AL998 is ready to be returned following mandatory probing?
Yes, but I'm curious as to the propulsion mechanism used on the vehicle we obtained him from.
Make sure you use that rejuvinating spray to aid healing of the rectal probe insertion site.
Blast! Let me take care of that and we can send him on his way.
For some reason my poopchute feels a bit fresher than normal.
How very odd. But I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned with.

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
IN A TOWN...WHERE NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS...
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
YEAH ROCK THAT SHIT NIGGA
COMING THIS SUMMER:
"OMFG its a bomb lol"
whoa shit everyone died that's fucking ron jeremy hardcore right there

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
THIS IS MY CAVE FAGOT
NO WAY ITS MY CAVE NOW
HAY YOU CAN SUCK MY CUNTLIPS YOU SWINEFUCKER
MAKE ME BITCH
OW FUCK MY BREASTS
LOL SUCKASS

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
I came home to find water flowing everywhere.
What the fuck did you do to my house?
I raped your fishtank.
The sad thing is that made perfect sense to someone, somewhere.

 

by ideal015
10-01-03
...was found late last night naked in a storm drain with large quantities of cocaine on her person.
...Ms. Streisand has dismissed these allegations as nothing more than right-wing propaganda.
...Despite her claims, we will now present footage of Ms. Streisand urinating on a police officer.
OMFG MY EYES!

 

by ideal015
10-02-03
Fuck me for money or I will arrest you and get your salad tossed many times over.
But of course good sir, that will be $800 up front, no refunds unless I poo in your eye.
I like to lick syphillis chancers.
Oh yes. I can't wait to rub the inside of your foreskin on my pubic hair, or possibly my nipples.
SUKK ME HARDER FAGNUT
HAY SHUT YOUR MANPLEASER COCKFAIS

 

by ideal015
10-02-03
L0L F4GW1P3!!!11
What the fuck are you?
STFU FAG I B3 TEH 1337 P1R4T3 R0UND T3H53 P2ñS@@4f1+╗à
Whoa shit that's pretty fucking elite.
UR DARN TOOTIN FAG
I gotta take a shit somethin fierce.

 

by ideal015
10-02-03
I'm not sure what happened. I just kinda had a blackout and when I woke up 41 people were dead.
Uh huh.
Little do the police know that Granny was cackling like a rabid banshee as she skidded through that crowd of Amish parishoners.
I am truly sorry officer.
Oh well. The state will pay off the relatives and you'll get some free therapy.
Nor did they notice when she leaned out the window and screamed cryptic threats in the language of the Deep Ones as she did a burnout on some guy's head.
lol dumb motherfuckers

 

by ideal015
10-02-03
Hornygrrl293: 16/f/AL u?
PHATD4DDY: 16/m/OH Yo, send me a pic so I can print it out and rub my penis on it
Hornygrrl293: Okay, here ya go, cute stuff. Click
*click* OMG WTF is that man doing to his anus
OWNED, bitch!
This site makes me tingle in my special area.

 

by ideal015
10-03-03
...can I help you?
Hey, uh...you might want to, uh...heh. Never mind.
No, tell me.
Just that...uh, it's kinda cold out here for just a swimsuit, ya know?
What's up with this guy?
OMG PERKY NIPPLES W00T

 

by ideal015
10-11-03
Early evening.
Fucking metalhead/goths. They're all the same.
FUCK JESUS *struts*
Late evening.
So your car started smoking and steaming and broke down as you desperately swerved across traffic trying to get onto the shoulder.
Goddammit all YES.
Okay, so it wasn't a total waste.
Hump me.
Thank you, jebus.

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