Introducing... by ilovecheese3-13-02 The strip is set Hey Bob here, and over there is my friend Jim WAZZUP!!!!! This could get messy... Must...controll... anger... Why are you looking at me that way? Ouch... Blargh, well I better go get the mop...
Now what? by ilovecheese3-14-02 Well I'm glad that's all cleaned up... Your gonig to need a co-star, you do know that right? And who might you be? The author you dolt... You think you just magically appear on the page? Eh? Do you actually think you can do the comic on your own?
A one man act? by ilovecheese3-15-02 Of course I can do this comic on my own! Oh? And what exactly can you do by yourself? Well... uhm... I'm waiting... I can do this! You need some serious help Bob
Bob: Display of Power by ilovecheese3-16-02 Ahhhhhhhhhh! Now look what you did. Hold on a sec... Ahh... Hey, how did you do that? I'm the author you dolt, I can do anything and everything Get me out of this thing! See? Told you. Mwahahaha!
Bob: Back to normal by ilovecheese3-16-02 I'm me again! Woot! Don't make me change you into something else... Answer me this... If you have ultimate power... then why not just Create me a co-star? If I did everything for you this would be a boring strip now wouldn't it? You can't do it, can you? grrrrrrrr...
Bob: The proof is in the pudding by ilovecheese3-17-02 You dare doubt me? Is the grass green? Fine I'll prove I can do it... 'Bout time Hah! (snicker, snicker) Wazzup! Blargh! Curse you!
Bob: Wazzup II by ilovecheese3-18-02 You no like? Wazzup! take it away! Take it away!! See what happens when you doubt my power? Ok, ok I believe you... but now what? Obviously go out and find a co'star you idiot! I guess I'll go put an add in the paper then...
Bob: Farewell? by ilovecheese3-19-02 Well putting an ad in the paper wasn't too hard... Well guess I should get going... Yea enough of that loser, now to get on with the show... I'm just moving back to the narration role you idiot. Just for that... Urg....
Bob: You've got mail by ilovecheese3-20-02 Hey cool a letter from the newspaper! Hmm says here they put my ad in the paper... Guess It won't be long of a wait now 3 days and a couple beers later... Zzz...
Bob: Valley Girl by ilovecheese3-21-02 Why hello there Hey, I'd like to, like, try out for, like, the, like, co-star, like, position Uh, I'll call you Like, I didn't, like, give you my, like, number What a dumbass My point exactly you annoying waste of space... Like ok, I'll like hope to hear from you
Bob: They don't make them like they used to... by ilovecheese4-28-03 Hmmm... there must be someone better then that last person... I have come about your ad in the paper! Oh hello there. What can you bring to the strip? I have come about your ad in the paper! Oh great it must be broken... I have come about your ad in the paper!