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by itsizz
4-28-14
Children today are far too medicated.
Here we go again...
It's just laziness on the part of the psychologist. You've just got to reach these kids.
Yep. Here comes your next patient.
Something bad happened to Fido...
1000mg of Thorazine. NOW!!!

 

by itsizz
4-28-14
I'm not sure how I can pass you. Your research project was titled "People who have more birthdays live longer".
Your final essay was entitled "The Life and Times of Sigmond Frude".
sigh...
OK. But will you write me a letter of recommendation for graduate school?

 

by itsizz
4-28-14
I don't really think that you can blame me or my son for his behavior problems. I did some research on the internet...
Here we go...
I think that its the red and yellow food dies, the high fructose corn syrup, and stuff like that
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And of course, gluten!
I don't think the extra bowl of cereal is what made him set the cat on fire.

 

by itsizz
4-28-14
We're not making a lot of progress here. Maybe we should invite your father to the session.
He could offer some insight as to some of the issues you're going through. I'd like to meet him.
OK. I'll go get him.
Really should have seen that coming...
Your receptionist looks tasty...

 

by itsizz
4-28-14
I think that I am finally going to set realistic goals for myself. It's time to grow up.
I'm glad to see you show that kind of valuable insight.
Yeah... No more silly fantasies. It's time for me to get myself right and start living in reality. I mean, I'm 45 years old for goodness' sake! I've finally made a rational plan for my life!
This is a real breakthrough for you. I'm quite proud of what you're accomplishing! So what's the plan?
I'm starting a country/heavy metal fusion band. Naturally, I'll play the accordion.
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