All comics by jakewasgiaco

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-18-03
Pleasure to meet you
Don't look at me.
Alright
Wait...I'm sorry.
Are you always this indecisive?

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-18-03
So...what's your name?
It doesn't matter anymore.
I wish you weren't so sad all the time.
Yes...and I wish I didn't live in a trash can, but we can't always get what we wish for, can we?
Ooooh...Awkward.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-18-03
Isn't it strange that we should cross paths?
Well, I suppose so...but...
But what?
Well, it's hard to overlook a man in a trashcan.
Don't rub it in.
Oh...right...sorry

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
What's in that cup you have there?
Oh...you know...
...
...
...
The blood of the innocent

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
It is going to rain soon.
How can you tell?
I can feel it in my bones.
That's interesting...you know, I think I'm made entirely of cartilidge.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
I wish you were more sympathetic at times.
...
(sigh)
Wow, I totally spaced out for a minute there, freaking weird.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
The other day this man stopped by my can, when you were off getting something to eat, and he had with him this incredibly beautiful girl...
...and it only reminded me of how inadequate I am, not soley with the ladies, but as a human aswell. It reminded me of how horrible I am with women, and social events.
And I got this sinking feeling in my stomach, like I would be doing the world, and myself, a favor if I just disappeared. The only thing keeping me going is having someone to talk to, do you follow?
Dude...I just held my breath for like...four minutes.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
Good morning.
What's so good about it?
Oh wow, good one. Because that's not cliche or anything.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
The first step to a happier life is simple, you just need to smile more.
How was that?
...horrible.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
Just the thought of social interaction makes me cringe.
But you always talk to me, don't you?
That's different.
How?
I'm pretty sure you don't have a soul.
...we'll see.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
Have you ever felt so alone that it made your soul ache?
What kind of question was that?

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
Were you just crying?
Yes...I find that crying every now and then does wonders-
Dweeb
You really have a way with words.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
Every day...
Shut up
I die...
shut up
a little more inside.
Shut up shut up shut up

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
You know...I didn't always live in a trash can.
I had a normal life once, I'd be happy to tell you about it.
...hello?
I wonder if he has legs.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
You know, maybe a change of scenery could help raise your spirits.
That was weird.
Let's never do that again.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-19-03
If I were to die right now...would anyone miss me?
Well, i would miss you.
Really?
Ofcourse, i mean, if you died...
Who would I use to make me feel better about myself.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-20-03
How did you sleep last night?
Horribly, a racoon crawled into my can.
I know

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-20-03
Are you comfortable in there?
Sorry, I suppose that was a stupid question.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-20-03
You know...sometimes you really make me mad. i mean, sometimes I just can't stand you. You're always ignoring me, or dazing off, or being entirely unhelpful. I just can't stand it!
Bring it.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-20-03
I'm so lonely
I hate you

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-21-03
What is it exactly that stops you from getting out of that trash can?
I have a crippling fear of society, and emotional attachment, and interaction with people I don't know, I also often feel that there is no reason to even exist, that I should really just disappear.
Oh...and germs.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-21-03
I have a question for you.
Okay, shoot.
What will happen to me after I die?
Well, that's an easy one...
I'll eat your rotting flesh.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-22-03
I love the holiday season!
You? Why?
The thrown out wrapping paper is so warm.
I use gift bags.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-23-03
You know, a dumpster might suit you better. Think about it, there would be so much more room, and you could even decorate it.
I could do that, or you could invite me into your home.
...
Ha!

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-23-03
Where do you go when you're not here?
I can't release that information.
So then...the liquor store?
No! Shut up.
So then...the parking lot behind the liquor store?
I don't want to talk about it.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-25-03
I got you a present for christmas.
Really?
yep.
Wow, that's really nice of you. What is it?
Sorrow.
Stupid guy, you can't eat sorrow.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-25-03
From all of us here at life in a trash can...
To all of you out there...
We wish you a happy
and safe
christmas and new year.
I write this friggin' thing.

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-25-03
You know, the holiday's are the leading time for suicides.
Why would you say something like that...
...with such a hopeful tone to your voice?

 

by jakewasgiaco
12-25-03
What would happen if I vomited into your trash can?
What a horrible thought.
Merry Christmas!

 

by jakewasgiaco
1-14-04
Oh man...I really need to use the bathroom.
No way! Don't even think about it. I won't let you go to the bathroom in my can...
not after last time.

 

by jakewasgiaco
2-20-04
So how was your day today?
Just fine thanks.
And yours?
Not bad, thank you.
See, I can pretend to be sincere.

 

by jakewasgiaco
2-20-04
Man, something smells really weird.
Yeah, I know.
What could that be?
hmmm...
Ooop, wait, its the can.
Go figure.

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