All comics by jarenessX

 

by jarenessX
8-15-14
Yesterday I visted that new superstore down the street.
How'd it go?
Well, the bad news is that once I got to the center of the store I realized I had to poop so bad I'd never make it to the bathroom.
Uh-oh.
The good news is that when it happened I was in the toilet paper aisle.

 

by jarenessX
8-15-14
I get the Pythagorean theroem
I understand the molecular structure of DNA
I just don't get why people think it's wierd when I smell my fingers.

 

by jarenessX
8-15-14
How's the little lady?
Fine dear.
When I fall asleep tonight you're going to glue my sac to my navel, aren't you?

 

by jarenessX
8-16-14
Say honey, the guys are coming over for poker tonight. Could you make yourself scarce?
Of course, dear.
The Chippendales are in town tonight, aren't they?
And how.

 

by jarenessX
8-16-14
Hey hon, did you hear that Steve is leaving Margie?
I heard that too, dear.
I wonder what happened.
Anyway, I'm going to take Steve's phone back to him. He said it must have fallen out of his pocket last time he was here.
Ok hon.

 

by jarenessX
8-17-14
I'm here to ask why I didn't get the job.
You were a top candidate Willie. It's just that...
What?
You didn't look right.
What am I supposed to look like?

 

by jarenessX
8-17-14
Gosh, he's cute!
What a babe!
Wanna go to the library with me?
I'd rather go to the dentist.
Idiot.
Gimmie your digits.

 

Ever the overachiever, Larry collected his first donation minutes after being fired.
by jarenessX, 8-17-14

 

How did you come to this?
You mean the fly color coordination?
by jarenessX, 8-17-14

 

by jarenessX
8-18-14
Wanna play H.O.R.S.E.?
How about a nice game of chess?
You whack, dawg.
Chicken?
I said H.O.R.S.E.
How about a nice game of chess?

 

If this damn costume was black I could eat more creampuffs without getting laughed at.
by jarenessX, 8-18-14

 

by jarenessX
8-18-14
I like it here at Sea World.
The fish don't judge me.
Except that one tuna. That tuna keeps staring at me.

 

by jarenessX
8-18-14
I have good news and bad news.
What's the bad news?
You have worms.
What's the good news?
You like to fish, right?

 

by jarenessX
8-20-14
Hey Larry. Looks like you're having a bad day.
For real. The rest of me is still at the meat plant.
It could be worse, right?
Not really. I'm left handed.

 

by jarenessX
8-22-14
So today is my first day out as a ghost. Boo!
Oooooaaaahhhhh!
If I could I'd kick you in the balls. Then you'd scream like a girl.

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