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by jeanbenetramsy
2-18-04
Have you seen my briefcase
no
I know i left it here somewhere
have you checked your office?
oooohhhh ya the office
......

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-18-04
I swear i saw it in here
you sure
OHH there it is!!!
WHERE!!
SIKE!!!
NO one mocks me im SATAN!! Stacy your being put on suspension!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-18-04
Back at home
Ya thats what i said.
And he just suspended you like that
Just like that
This is the 5th time this month!
Its not my fault
I recieved this letter today.Your late on your payments Stacy.theyre coming to reposess your kidneys.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-18-04
These people dont mess around stacy.they will get your kidneys one way or the other
these kidneys are mine now.id like to see them take them
They can and they will
Over my dead body theyll have to catch me first!
back at work
yes who is it?
This is Sigma Collections.were looking for a Mr. Stacy Stevens

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Ya ya sure come in.
YAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!Wheres Stacy we be after his kidneys!
I had to send him home for a few days.
YARRRrr... ohh really. damn well could you tell him that rick from Sigma came by and needs to talk to him
DOes he have your nuber?
Ya ya he knows me.Tell him its Rick from little leauge.hell know who your talking about.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Fwooosh!!
Back at Stacys house
It was just a notice.dont worry they usually send hundreds of those before anything actually happens.
Ya i guess your probably right about tha....

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Fwoooosh!
!!
Rick from Sigma came by.he said to call him.
Fwooosh!
Hello mexico!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Sorry no time to hang out
Just settle down Ill think of something!
You think, I'll pack. Kidneys dont fail me now!!
hmmmmm...
..........
OH almost forgot! Navy Seals is late.could you drop that off at Blockbuster for me?I dont think i will be able to.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
HEY!!! have you seen my Aquavelva?I wanna pack it.
ummmm... oh ya check the shower.
Ive already checked the shower.I didnt see it.
...
**BREAKING NEWS** FEDS ARE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR STACY STEVENS A.K.A THE KIDNEY KLEPTO IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON HIS WHEREABOUTS PLEASE NOTIFY THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
KNOCK! KNOCK!
...
KNOCK! KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!
Ya ya ya im coming
KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!
WHOS THERE?

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Its Steve!
Ohhhh hey come on in.
HA HA NO ITS ME,RICK!
Rick who?
Sigh...Come on Toby you remember me.10th grade?PhysEd?You guys used to beat me in the ass with wiffle ball bats.and photoshopped that picture of me having sex with my dog!
OHHHHHHHHHH! RIIIICCKKK!yaaa so hows things?

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
ON THE JOB
Sooooo I see you used to work for DELL.
Why do you want to work for this company?
Well thanks to Megan's Law its hard for me to find a job now adays..
ohh what happened?
Well i remember it like it was yesterday

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
if you have time to listen i have time to tell.
it wasnt too long ago i was normal like you.i had just gotten off of work.
8 years prior
AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS I SAID I THIN......
CRASHHHHHH!! SMASHH!!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
what the hell?!?!
Can someone help!!!! please!!
Heyyy i know you your that guy!!yaaaa.THE SPIN DOCTORS RIGHT!!
UMMMMM YA OK YA THE SPIN DOCTORS.
HELL YA! i love yous guys.what are you doing here?
well we were on our wey to a sho..

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
LOOK buddy im drunk.and i cant afford another d.u.i.SO if the police come could you say that you were driving.i know you dont know me but..
HELL YA! I would do anything for yous guys!
It gets hard sometimes having blood made of wine and all.
YA YA I know how to party my ownself.if ya know what i mean
OK OK listen.Here comes the police.Im gonna go over her.right over there by the gunshop if you need me.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Wait till the guys hear about this!!!
Hi im officer munsen. Could you tell me what happened here today
Well I was driving and this cocksucker pulled out infront of me!
*scribble*scribble*cocksucker pulled out in front of you. ok and then?

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
well then i guess...
Sit i think you need to see this.
What is it now McCallahan!
Sir we searched his car and found 8 pounds of black tar heroin.and not only that the vehicle is registered to a Mr. Jesus R. Jesus

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
*cough*cough.
Lets try this again.
Hey wait!!
HEY! he just went behind that building.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
hey i know you!Blind Melon right.
UMMMM sure.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
And that was the first time I got crabs.
And the point of that flash back was???
...
Dont hump your nephew.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
CONGRADULATIONS! you got the job.
really?
NO!!! BWAHAHA
BWAHAHAHahah.....
So when do i start?

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Tuesday at..lets say 8ish
ok see you then.
BACK AT STACYS
STACY!!! RICK IS HERE!!
itll be just a minute.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Stacy!!????
I hate leaving like this
YARRRRR!!! STACY THOSE KIDNEYS BE MINE! COME BACK HERE
Stacy ran for months and months running into many sticky situations.he finally made it to mexico.but rick eventually caught up with him.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
18 months later
I said i want another margurita
?que?
deseo otro margarita mother fucker!
ahhhh si si.
fucking dick head!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
I didnt spend 12 years in a tiajuana donkey show to put up with this!
fuckin margarita ill make him think margarita
rustle*clank*crash
*gasp*
ha YARRRRR.

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
AHHHHH NO ME GUSTA!
NOW FOR STACY!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
Heres your margarita sir.
Its about time bitch!
YAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
YOU!!
AYE ITS ME! Now hand over the kidneys

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
pow*crash*
If you want these kidneys youll have to kill me first!!
I have no problem with that!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
GUYS!GUYS!Please stop all this fighting!
who the fuck are you?!
who the fuck are you?!
You dont know me.but im sure you know of me.it is I...

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
LACY PETERSON!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
For this is my second coming.Now the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers!

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
NOOOOO!!!!
DOUBLE NOOOOO!!!!!
WHAAAAAA
AHHHH MY EYES

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
MY BABY!!!!
MY INHALER!!!!
soo i see you came crawling back
well after that whole lacy peterson thing i didnt have much of a choice

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-19-04
TOUCHE STACY..........touche
.....
THE
END

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-22-04
Knock! Knock!
Whos There?
Not.
Not who?
Not Lacy Peterson!
Your going to hell..

 

by jeanbenetramsy
2-23-04
HA HA I got more presents than you!
Ha Ha You have cancer!
BWAROWARRRRRRR!!!!!

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