All comics by jenny1972

 

New Job by jenny1972 9-14-06
What's wrong with you? I'm sick and tired of working a dead end job making mininum wage.	I'm going to pursue my life long dream and become a ventriloquist.	And you think your going to make more money telling a mindless puppet what to do? You don't think Cheney is making at least fifty-thousand a year?

 

Headline News by jenny1972 9-14-06
Tonight's top stories. Iraqi officals say they have found the bodies of 60 men, whom had been shot in the head after being tortured. In Montreal a gunman goes on a shooting rampage at a junior college	An entire family on their way to a charity event are struck and killed by a madman behind the wheel of a Mack truck. Eyewitnesses say "he laughed as he plowed into them"...........	And in entertainment news...producers of CBS's "Survivor" will arrange newest players into tribes based on their ethnicity..... THOSE SICK,TWISTED, SONS OF BITCHES !!!

 

Yet another addition to the family...... by jenny1972 9-16-06
You're Brad Pitt right? Yes, and you are?	I'm your son, Warren "Raw Dogg" Jolie-Pitt. Oh yes, they must have sent you from the "Adopt a Pimp Foundation". Welcome, welcome!	Angelina will be so excited to see you, go right in son. Is Shiloh almost done breast feeding? Raw Dogg is HUNGRY!

 

Avenging the Crocodile Hunter by jenny1972 9-17-06
Aye! Are you a Sting Ray mate? No, I'm a Shark.	Aye! Are you a Sting Ray mate? No, I'm a Crab.	Kangroo's lack of knowledge of aquatic creatures gave "Ray" plenty of time to pack his bags and get the hell out of Australia Aye! Are you a Sting Ray mate? Just a Fish...just a Fissssh.....

 

The Flavor of Amor by jenny1972 9-18-06
Pardon me, "Do you know what time it is?" Oh sure, its 3:26	Ok, I am ready to be lavished in love!! FREAK !	I do not understand American ways. When señor Flavor-Flav asks the ladies "Do you know what time it is?" he receives muchos hugs and kisses! Maybe you should have given her a giant clock.

 

Finally the Answer by jenny1972 3-11-07
Greetings humans of the planet Earth!	I am here today to make an announcement that will answer the question all of you have on your minds........	I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby!

 

All in the Family by jenny1972 6-08-07
Angelina now that you have adopted Mannix, Zahara, Pax and have beautiful baby Shiloh...do you have intentions of any more adoptions?	"None" Well, you heard it here folks. Thanks for taking the time to speak with us here at "Celebrity Chat". We hope you'll come back and visit us again.	ANGELINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

Paris Outwits The Police by jenny1972 6-08-07
Ok Miss Hilton we are going to need you to get in the car so we can take you to serve your 45 days in jail. Miss Hilton? Miss Hilton? Who the hell is that? I am Rome Marriot!! DUH you idiot!	Nice try Paris. Even though you dyed your hair red we still know who you are. Ok, ok. I'm not Rome Marriot, I'm...I'm......Lindsay Lohan. Yes, Lindsay Lohan, that's me. Me and my red hair!	Ok "Miss Lohan", seems you were recently arrested for DUI and should be in rehab right now. Not to worry, the judge will give you your jail sentence after you finish reahab. Off to rehab we go... This is SO unfair. Lindsay did this to me ON PURPOSE! Sneaky bitch, I knew she'd get me. FIRE CROTCH !

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