All comics by jester2082

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
One day at rescess as Mrs. Worth gathers her students for class.
Mrs. Worth, Mrs. Worth! Johnny just fell out of a tree he was climbing and a branch went straight up his ass!
Oh Dear
Sweetie, I think it would be better if you said rectum.
Wrecked 'em ?!? Hell, it almost killed him!

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
Your soooo bad. Then what are you going to do?
And then I'm going to lick your...
Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete !!!
Uh... Damn forums. I hate these popup adds!
Right...
And then I'm going to lick your - User Logged out.
What are you doing?
Nothing... King rat thinks I'm an 18 year old blonde nimphomaniac who loves RPG's.

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
So... what did you and Reaper do last weekend?
Nothing. I had to sit through six hours of Anime followed by 8 hours of Role Playing Games.
Why don't you do what I do and tell him that if he doesn't quit he can't play with your boobs.
Does that work?
Hey guys, sorry about missing the game on Saturday...
Dude, your pathetic.

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
If GM's had the same power in a real life scenario.
Geeze
So your saying in a Role-Playing Game I could be anything? You mean like a Fairy Princess, or an Elf, or a Fairy Princess-Elf, or a Fairy Princess-Elf with blue Wings...
It's a good thing.
Thats better

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
www.rpghavenx.com
Orphaned God
Mercy Childer
Reaper
Dark Lightning
Prophet
King Rat

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
www.rpghavenx.com
Zarflat
HeWolf
Pure Dove
Raynydaze
Guest
Jester

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
Mitch
Kasandra
Eigor
Chuckles
Annie
Hobbes

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
Tech Support on the Forums
Jester can you help me. I can't get the frames on this friggin' page to line up, I can't change the background color and it wants to know if I want a cookie?!?
What Should I do?
I would call someone who gives a damn.
Thanks a lot.
I do what I can.

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
The Scene of the Crime
Well... Kind of dark tan, slightly crooked spine, about 1.5 LBS., and riped. But, only on one side.
Sigh
What?!
We'll get back to you.
Lost your Core Rules again, huh?
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!!!

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
New Years 2003
Christ that was one hell of a party wasn't it?
I'll say...
Man Jack nearily shit his pants when he found out we set all his Krank on fire, I didn't think he'd run back into the house once it caught!
Speaking of...
Has anyone seen Jack?
And on your left you will see the flaming pillars of torment, a grand sight if you ask me...

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
6 games of Othello, 4 games of Chess, 2 Games of Risk, 1 Game of politica,and 5 cups of Java later.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Finally! I have discovered the weakness in your strategy that will bring you begging for mercy at my feet!
Checkmate.
God let me die.

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
When your an insomniac
That's what I said... I am your imaginary friend. Merily a figmint of you imagination.
Hey man, I'm not crazy.
Your never really asleep
Oh really?
Yhea.
and your never really awake.
Then where the hell are your pants?

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
His Name was Robert Paulson...
TYLER ISN'T HERE!! TYLER GONE!!
His Name was Robert Paulson...
Your such an ass hole when you drink.
His Name was Robert Paulson...
Yhea well your penis is hanging out of your boxers!
Well... So... I... I MADE A FIGHT CLUB!

 

by jester2082
1-20-03
2003 Protest March against war.
Make love, not war... Why can't Vin Deasle be a whore?
What the hell does Vin Deasle have to do with war?
Nothing, I just heard he was at the protest. If I'm lucky word might get around and then maybe I can SCORE!
Hey man! Thats shallow.
What? Afraid I might get a shot with Vin and you won't?
We'll just see who get sloppy seconds.

 

by jester2082
1-22-03
Dude, it stopped raining outside... I think the sun came out.
Finally, no more being stuck in doors.
No more gloomy days being stuck inside the house!!
So what initiative were we on?

 

by jester2082
1-22-03
OrphannedGod: Reaper, is it okay if I bring a friend of mine to the D&D game tonight. He'd make an awsome Half-Orc?
Alright new player...
Hey Reaper I brought my friend. His name is Grox
?
Hello
I need new friends.

 

by jester2082
1-22-03
No Way! Dude your such a POTATO!
GIVE ME A BREAK! I Bought like 17 Red Bulls! If you don't like it you can go -
Hey! What the hell's going on in there?
Nothing!
Nothing!
Prophet would you stop making Rat look like a POTATO and get in here, your initiative is up!
...

 

by jester2082
1-22-03
Single serving ketsup, penuts. Single serving friends.
Isurance pays double if you die on a buisness trip.
Of course it wont pay at all if they find out I'm working without my pants and drinking a beer.

 

by jester2082
1-22-03
Proof that Aliens are a highly advanced species.
We traveled 37000 light years to take over Earth and now you tell me you forgot to pack the quantum cannon?!?
Sorry.
What the hell were you thinking?!?
I had to make room for the Tuna!
TUNA!
I like the Tuna.

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