What the hell is wrong with me? by joltboy9811-01-04 Once again... Oh my god, a real cowboy in MY class! Wow, you most have a horse I love horses... ...just practicing with... I bet you even have a lasso and a gun! Wow. It must be so cool to be a... I love you. ...the tools at hand. Sorry.
What the hell is wrong with me? by joltboy9811-01-04 Once again... Oh my god, a real cowboy in MY class! Wow, you most have a horse I love horses... ...just practicing with... I bet you even have a lasso and a gun! Wow. It must be so cool to be a... I love you. ...the tools at hand. Sorry.
Belated Halloween Special! by joltboy9811-01-04 I know it's a little late for this... Hey are you ready for Halloween? Yeah, I got the ugliest costume on the market! ...but I figured what the hell. That's nothing, I promise mine's uglier. Alright, let's see. Change! Happy Belated Halloween. Bitch. Bitch.
Old joke by joltboy9811-01-04 So a clown and Jesus meet each other in Hell. The clown said... Hey Jesus! What are you doing here? And than Jesus replied with... Just hanging around.
Election Day Haiku by joltboy9811-02-04 And now, an election day haiku... Letter came from Bush. He wants me to vote for him. Is he retarded?
Another Election Day Haiku by joltboy9811-02-04 Stood in line to vote. Some bigot preached hate to me. Ban gay marriage! I hate this country.
Final Election Haiku. by joltboy9811-02-04 Final election haiku. I swear. I hate election crap. I took the ballot puncher. Hurray! No more election haikus! Than I killed myself.